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      11-09-2015, 10:32 PM   #2179
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I don't know yet. I'm trying to close as many of my cases as I can so I could afford taking him with us. I can't justify paying 100k taxes in a car in addition of keeping pumping money to my projects here. Family comes first.
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      11-10-2015, 06:48 PM   #2182
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Are there things that women collect or make as hobbies? For example, I recently got into Lego sets.
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      11-10-2015, 08:24 PM   #2183
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Are there things that women collect or make as hobbies? For example, I recently got into Lego sets.
I collect orchids and bad ideas.
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      11-10-2015, 10:19 PM   #2185
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Are there things that women collect or make as hobbies? For example, I recently got into Lego sets.
My guess marry rich men, have baby, husband cheats on them, and they collect a check every month. Actually it's more than a hobby, it's almost like a job.
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      11-10-2015, 10:34 PM   #2186
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My guess marry rich men, have baby, husband cheats on them, and they collect a check every month. Actually it's more than a hobby, it's almost like a job.
Yeah, that's how Tara, Biorin and I roll. You got it right pall!
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      11-10-2015, 11:08 PM   #2187
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Yeah, that's how Tara, Biorin and I roll. You got it right pall!
Of course not, Lups is always right and in charge.
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Of course not, Lups is always right and in charge.
Lol, I wish, my signature is a forgery, or as I prefer stating: A mild quoting error.

No dude. Honestly my husband I were both students when we met, we've made every cent we have while being together and both contributing. We've come far from the first years but money has not kept us together or torn us apart. Hell, in a divorce I'd be cleaned out totally.


Tara and Biorin if you haven't noticed both have great careers and they are not dependent on anyone either. If you want to see us as gold diggers we need new standards for that. If you want to read the thoughts of one, I'll be happy to provide you a link for light bedtime reading.
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      11-10-2015, 11:59 PM   #2189
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Lol, I wish, my signature is a forgery, or as I prefer stating: A mild quoting error.

No dude. Honestly my husband I were both students when we met, we've made every cent we have while being together and both contributing. We've come far from the first years but money has not kept us together or torn us apart. Hell, in a divorce I'd be cleaned out totally.


Tara and Biorin if you haven't noticed both have great careers and they are not dependent on anyone either. If you want to see us as gold diggers we need new standards for that. If you want to read the thoughts of one, I'll be happy to provide you a link for light bedtime reading.
Where is the resident gold digger? Did she finally land her whale? Or maybe a dolphin? Large tuna?
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Where is the resident gold digger? Did she finally land her whale? Or maybe a dolphin? Large tuna?
No clue, I'm not the biggest fan. I do feel sorry for any of her skin/ scales donor.

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      11-11-2015, 12:11 AM   #2191
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Girls, I would just like to point out you have given us triple digit pages of knowledge only estrogen can grant.

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Lol, I wish, my signature is a forgery, or as I prefer stating: A mild quoting error.

No dude. Honestly my husband I were both students when we met, we've made every cent we have while being together and both contributing. We've come far from the first years but money has not kept us together or torn us apart. Hell, in a divorce I'd be cleaned out totally.


Tara and Biorin if you haven't noticed both have great careers and they are not dependent on anyone either. If you want to see us as gold diggers we need new standards for that. If you want to read the thoughts of one, I'll be happy to provide you a link for light bedtime reading.
Some people who doesn't know me calls me daddy gold digger, because I work at home.
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Girls, I would just like to point out you have given us triple digit pages of knowledge only estrogen can grant.

Shut it and read the marketing propaganda! Donate a goat and we all love you for ever and ever.

(actually you're on my cool list even without one! )
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Some people who doesn't know me calls me daddy gold digger, because I work at home.
Buy a goat with the wife's money or no gd title to ya!
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      11-11-2015, 07:09 PM   #2195
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Girls, I would just like to point out you have given us triple digit pages of knowledge only estrogen can grant.

Let's not forget triple-digit pages of egocentric douchiness only testosterone can grant!
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Hey! The ask a guy anything thread is no where near triple digit pages.
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Women collect shoes, bras, shirts, pants, nail polish, perfumes, and all sort of necklaces, earnings and bracelets. Not to mention scarfs, purses and jewelry. That why they don't understand why you want to buy a new spoiler for your car. But you already have one? Does it need two? What's the difference? And so on....until you give up
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Women collect shoes, bras, shirts, pants, nail polish, perfumes, and all sort of necklaces, earnings and bracelets. Not to mention scarfs, purses and jewelry. That why they don't understand why you want to buy a new spoiler for your car. But you already have one? Does it need two? What's the difference? And so on....until you give up
You should keep looking. They aren't all like that.
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Hey! The ask a guy anything thread is no where near triple digit pages.
I meant what's been contributed in this thread, haha.

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You should keep looking. They aren't all like that.
Beggars can't be choosers...
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Women collect shoes, bras, shirts, pants, nail polish, perfumes, and all sort of necklaces, earnings and bracelets. Not to mention scarfs, purses and jewelry. That why they don't understand why you want to buy a new spoiler for your car. But you already have one? Does it need two? What's the difference? And so on....until you give up
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