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      06-15-2019, 12:27 PM   #22045
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      06-15-2019, 03:46 PM   #22046
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      06-15-2019, 09:39 PM   #22049
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Haha wtf
That Tarzan... holy schnike! Kids and I are still laughing.

A. That someone took the time to review that movie by frame.
B. That someone took the time to sketch out the flip side of that frame in such detail.

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      06-17-2019, 12:25 PM   #22053
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That Tarzan... holy schnike! Kids and I are still laughing.

A. That someone took the time to review that movie by frame.
B. That someone took the time to sketch out the flip side of that frame in such detail.

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      06-17-2019, 09:20 PM   #22056
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Okay - read it like 3 times before I got it. But man, when it hit...it hit home.
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      06-17-2019, 09:27 PM   #22057
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Not gonna lie. Thought my wife was a car girl... read her this and she replied, “sooo are you saying you’re a tool?” ... smh
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      06-17-2019, 09:38 PM   #22058
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Not gonna lie. Thought my wife was a car girl... read her this and she replied, “sooo are you saying you’re a tool?” ... smh
Sounds like she's got you pegged! Sorry, couldn't pass that up!
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Sounds like she's got you pegged! Sorry, couldn't pass that up!
Indeed she does
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Okay - read it like 3 times before I got it. But man, when it hit...it hit home.
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      06-17-2019, 10:53 PM   #22061
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ROFL OMG those are all fucking awesome. Had me LOL'ing at work, especially the email one. I've seen so many ridiculous email addresses, would hate to have a name and job where it ended up like that.
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As I read that the Love Boat Theme started playing in my head! Could it be as they say in the ghetto you are "catching feels" and rather smitten by said lady friend?! So naturally your brain will give her all the attention.
Honestly? I think that it's because of several reasons.

1. I listen intently to people as they speak
2. She is a female and even though I love her dearly, she is still a female which means that she talks in circles, repeats the unimportant parts of the conversations several times, skips the point of the entire conversation and something mid-sentence reminds her of something else that the conversations shifts to & shifts again & again.....
3. I usually can't stop looking at her legs, the eyes or the smile to even pay attention to what she is saying. (my brain: "Listen, pay attention to what she is saying. Look at those f'ing legs!!! Her smile is gorgeous! What? Didn't she just say that part? Did I miss something? Oh shit! Watch out for this car! My god her legs are as smooth as glass and as soft....oh shit, red light, red light, red light! Holy shit baby take a breathe in between segues, I can't keep up!)
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ROFL OMG those are all fucking awesome. Had me LOL'ing at work, especially the email one. I've seen so many ridiculous email addresses, would hate to have a name and job where it ended up like that.
A girl in my high school had the last name "Roots".

http://www.koalanet.com.au/australian-slang.html#R
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