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      06-18-2019, 01:22 PM   #22067
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      06-18-2019, 01:27 PM   #22068
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I apparently needed that today smh
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I apparently needed that today smh
I feel retarded, I still don't get it

Edit: Ok, 10 mil last name "socket" ok
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      06-18-2019, 04:42 PM   #22070
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I feel retarded, I still don't get it

Edit: Ok, 10 mil last name "socket" ok
It's quite common for a mechanic to lose their 10mm socket. It's a very common bolt/nut that is on vehicles so it gets used a lot. However, this also means that it gets misplaced a lot as well (usually in the engine bay or on the bench next to the item it was last used on).

So the running joke here is that he finally found the 10mm socket (albeit spelled JUST a little differently )
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They always say hit the one in the middle.

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