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      08-27-2019, 10:24 AM   #22947
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what is it with you and making women run away to the UK


This one actually came from the UK many years ago and we have been friends since.

There has only been one who ran to the UK, but this had nothing to do with me and everything to do with her "pen pals" new found wealth after his mother passed; aka "oh you got money now? I never realized how attractive you are, let's get married" syndrome. In this situation, whatever country she fled to was a great one.
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      08-27-2019, 10:44 AM   #22948
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Dicisions, dicisions...
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Oh wow.....you can never pay enough for a good tattoo.

Side story time: When I was a repo guy, we went the King residence.....they named their son B.J......and had his name blazoned on everything the poor kid owned. That poor little kid. If nothing else, you can bet your sweet ass he is tough as nails; or such psychological trauma that he will end up a serial killer.

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Four today
"You're" also....

You don't have to be educated to lay down some ink, but it helps.
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Oh wow.....you can never pay enough for a good tattoo.

Side story time: When I was a repo guy, we went the King residence.....they named their son B.J......and had his name blazoned on everything the poor kid owned. That poor little kid. If nothing else, you can bet your sweet ass he is tough as nails; or such psychological trauma that he will end up a serial killer.



"You're" also....

You don't have to be educated to lay down some ink, but it helps.
LOL...true story. The owner of the last company I worked for had the last name of Wacker...with the "W" being pronounced as a "V".

First name was Peter. I remember thinking if he grew up here...the hell he would have went through!
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LOL...true story. The owner of the last company I worked for had the last name of Wacker...with the "W" being pronounced as a "V".

First name was Peter. I remember thinking if he grew up here...the hell he would have went through!
That's awesome! When I was 16, and a cashier at a grocery store, I took a check once from a woman named Minnie Paughs. Our librarian in middle school, whose first name was Cathy, married a man whose last name was Cathy...yes...her name was Cathy Cathy. She never understood when we asked her, if her sister was Lisa Lisa. She never got the Cult Jam and Full Force references either. Points to any of the 80's kids on here that get the reference.
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LOL...true story. The owner of the last company I worked for had the last name of Wacker...with the "W" being pronounced as a "V".

First name was Peter. I remember thinking if he grew up here...the hell he would have went through!
Also true: Had a high school math teacher named Mr. Orris (Brent I think). Wife pregnant with first child, boy. Asked class for name ideas. Got the usual plus Brontis, which I thought was a good choice. Went with Clint instead.

I suppose if the kid ever got lost, only his mom could find him!
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"You're" also....

You don't have to be educated to lay down some ink, but it helps.
Please tell me you guys didn't miss "dicisions"
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Please tell me you guys didn't miss "dicisions"
See post #5227, which started the whole thing
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Please tell me you guys didn't miss "dicisions"
I think everyone here is missing the point of this picture. That’s the fact that this lady will never NOT know where Waldo is... (look at her shoulder).
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See post #5227, which started the whole thing
Didn't miss it at all. This!
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LOL...true story. The owner of the last company I worked for had the last name of Wacker...with the "W" being pronounced as a "V".

First name was Peter. I remember thinking if he grew up here...the hell he would have went through!
Shame man - I believe I can top this. At one of my previous clients, the name of the CEO was, and I shit you not, Dick Holder.

Here is a link for proof:

https://nninc.gcs-web.com/corporate-...nce/leadership
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Shame man - I believe I can top this. At one of my previous clients, the name of the CEO was, and I shit you not, Dick Holder.

Here is a link for proof:

https://nninc.gcs-web.com/corporate-...nce/leadership
I worked with a guy named Richard Queen once. He told everyone, "Call me Dick for short." Anytime that I spoke to the guy or had to page him, he was indeed "Dick for short" or Dick Queen. He'd get upset when I introduced him as either. God that guy hated me.
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See post #5227, which started the whole thing
My bad... I missed the comment above the picture.
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i can't go past Dick Trickle.
I worked for Heilig-Meyers for years. We used to go watch that poor bastard wreck all the time. I don't recall ever seeing him cross a finish line. We always placed bets on what lap he would wreck in and how many other cars he'd take with him. We used to get autographed die-cast race cars from the events/races, so I had a shelf in my office with Dick Trickle autographed swag. I was never big into NASCAR, but who was I to turn down free race tickets.
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LOL...true story. The owner of the last company I worked for had the last name of Wacker...with the "W" being pronounced as a "V".

First name was Peter. I remember thinking if he grew up here...the hell he would have went through!
Owner of golds gym I went to had owner named Richard wacker and went by dick wacker. Not pronounced with a v.
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