Facebook Twitter
Login
Register
BMW M5 Forum
BMW Garage BMW Meets Register Today's Posts
❯
BIMMERPOST Universal Forums
❯
Off-Topic Discussions Board
❯
Ask a girl anything?

Closed Thread
Page 105 of 457 « First Prev 55595101102103104 105 106107108109115155205 Next Last »
 
Thread Tools Search this Thread
      11-12-2015, 08:44 PM   #2289
Needbmwpartzz
Colonel
Needbmwpartzz's Avatar
870
Rep
2,792
Posts

Drives: 2009 bmw 328i x-drive
Join Date: Feb 2014
Location: Kitchener/Waterloo

iTrader: (0)
Quote:
Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD
Quote:
Originally Posted by F30lolz View Post
A friend of mine back in the days of the Clinton Administration once told me a girl wanted him to shit on her during sex. Has that ever crossed your minds, ladies?
Normal friday
Lolz....
Appreciate 0
      11-12-2015, 09:26 PM   #2290
F30lolz
I can haz cheezburger?
F30lolz's Avatar
6809
Rep
3,678
Posts

Drives: 14 Jeep/18 1500/08 e90/15 f36
Join Date: Apr 2015
Location: Miami, FL/Shelbyville, IN

iTrader: (0)

Garage List
2018 Chevrolet Silv ...  [0.00]
2015 BMW 428i Gran ...  [10.00]
2008 BMW 335xi  [10.00]
2014 Jeep Wrangler ...  [4.50]
Quote:
Originally Posted by Needbmwpartzz View Post
Lolz....
Google "2 girls 1 cup" for some WTF.
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by RaptorKTM View Post
Also our E90 330 and 325 will soon have some sort of boost. So there is actually more of a chance to get more hp out of a 330 then a 335 in my opinion
Appreciate 0
      11-12-2015, 09:27 PM   #2291
Needbmwpartzz
Colonel
Needbmwpartzz's Avatar
870
Rep
2,792
Posts

Drives: 2009 bmw 328i x-drive
Join Date: Feb 2014
Location: Kitchener/Waterloo

iTrader: (0)
Quote:
Originally Posted by F30lolz
Quote:
Originally Posted by Needbmwpartzz View Post
Lolz....
Google "2 girls 1 cup" for some WTF.
That's exactly what I thought of when reading.
Appreciate 0
      11-12-2015, 09:43 PM   #2292
Lups
...
Lups's Avatar
11859
Rep
15,400
Posts

Drives: I don't own a car.
Join Date: Mar 2014
Location: Lost as usual

iTrader: (0)
Biorin why don't you ever text me?
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by Joekerr View Post
You're still a little new here, so I'll let you in on a little secret. Whenever Lups types gibberish, this is an opportunity for you to imagine it to be whatever you'd like it to be.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Delta0311 View Post
How would you know this? Did mommy catch you jerking off to some Big Foot porn ?
Appreciate 0
      11-12-2015, 09:49 PM   #2293
F30lolz
I can haz cheezburger?
F30lolz's Avatar
6809
Rep
3,678
Posts

Drives: 14 Jeep/18 1500/08 e90/15 f36
Join Date: Apr 2015
Location: Miami, FL/Shelbyville, IN

iTrader: (0)

Garage List
2018 Chevrolet Silv ...  [0.00]
2015 BMW 428i Gran ...  [10.00]
2008 BMW 335xi  [10.00]
2014 Jeep Wrangler ...  [4.50]
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lups View Post
Biorin why don't you ever text me?
She could be getting porked?
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by RaptorKTM View Post
Also our E90 330 and 325 will soon have some sort of boost. So there is actually more of a chance to get more hp out of a 330 then a 335 in my opinion
Appreciate 0
      11-12-2015, 09:55 PM   #2294
Lups
...
Lups's Avatar
11859
Rep
15,400
Posts

Drives: I don't own a car.
Join Date: Mar 2014
Location: Lost as usual

iTrader: (0)
Quote:
Originally Posted by F30lolz View Post
She could be getting porked?
She would've let me know, right?
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by Joekerr View Post
You're still a little new here, so I'll let you in on a little secret. Whenever Lups types gibberish, this is an opportunity for you to imagine it to be whatever you'd like it to be.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Delta0311 View Post
How would you know this? Did mommy catch you jerking off to some Big Foot porn ?
Appreciate 0
      11-12-2015, 10:02 PM   #2295
ASBSECU E93
Know's a guy that know's a guy...
ASBSECU E93's Avatar
5654
Rep
1,905
Posts

Drives: 2010 335d; 2008 135i
Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: Somewhere over the rainbow

iTrader: (5)
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lups View Post
She would've let me know, right?
by text...?

__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lups View Post
She stood there. Pointed a finger at me and laughed at me. That damn bitch.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lups View Post
Poop shit, shit and poop. I'm mildly angry now.
Appreciate 0
      11-12-2015, 10:09 PM   #2296
Lups
...
Lups's Avatar
11859
Rep
15,400
Posts

Drives: I don't own a car.
Join Date: Mar 2014
Location: Lost as usual

iTrader: (0)
Quote:
Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93 View Post
by text...?
Yeah, that's why your wife brings the phone to bed too!
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by Joekerr View Post
You're still a little new here, so I'll let you in on a little secret. Whenever Lups types gibberish, this is an opportunity for you to imagine it to be whatever you'd like it to be.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Delta0311 View Post
How would you know this? Did mommy catch you jerking off to some Big Foot porn ?
Appreciate 0
      11-12-2015, 10:11 PM   #2297
ASBSECU E93
Know's a guy that know's a guy...
ASBSECU E93's Avatar
5654
Rep
1,905
Posts

Drives: 2010 335d; 2008 135i
Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: Somewhere over the rainbow

iTrader: (5)
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lups View Post
Yeah, that's why your wife brings the phone to bed too!
Like southern women on farms actually have phones....or shoes.....or the right to vote

__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lups View Post
She stood there. Pointed a finger at me and laughed at me. That damn bitch.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lups View Post
Poop shit, shit and poop. I'm mildly angry now.
Appreciate 2
      11-12-2015, 10:11 PM   #2298
F30lolz
I can haz cheezburger?
F30lolz's Avatar
6809
Rep
3,678
Posts

Drives: 14 Jeep/18 1500/08 e90/15 f36
Join Date: Apr 2015
Location: Miami, FL/Shelbyville, IN

iTrader: (0)

Garage List
2018 Chevrolet Silv ...  [0.00]
2015 BMW 428i Gran ...  [10.00]
2008 BMW 335xi  [10.00]
2014 Jeep Wrangler ...  [4.50]
I wish i was porking now.
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by RaptorKTM View Post
Also our E90 330 and 325 will soon have some sort of boost. So there is actually more of a chance to get more hp out of a 330 then a 335 in my opinion
Appreciate 0
      11-12-2015, 10:12 PM   #2299
EstorilM
Cars, beer, hiking
EstorilM's Avatar
374
Rep
259
Posts

Drives: 2017 M2
Join Date: May 2015
Location: PNW

iTrader: (0)
Quote:
Originally Posted by F30lolz View Post
A friend of mine back in the days of the Clinton Administration once told me a girl wanted him to shit on her during sex. Has that ever crossed your minds, ladies?
Quote:
Originally Posted by F30lolz View Post
Google "2 girls 1 cup" for some WTF.
LOL wtf man....
Appreciate 1
      11-12-2015, 10:20 PM   #2300
Biorin
Lieutenant
Biorin's Avatar
2786
Rep
421
Posts

Drives: to get cheeseburgers
Join Date: Oct 2013
Location: Sweatervests & Range Rovers

iTrader: (0)
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lups View Post
Biorin why don't you ever text me?
Because I can never top getting a text from you:

"Btw we are making goat porn now. Sorry abt that."
Appreciate 1
      11-12-2015, 10:40 PM   #2301
Lups
...
Lups's Avatar
11859
Rep
15,400
Posts

Drives: I don't own a car.
Join Date: Mar 2014
Location: Lost as usual

iTrader: (0)
Quote:
Originally Posted by Biorin View Post
Because I can never top getting a text from you:

"Btw we are making goat porn now. Sorry abt that."
Yeah, that was a good moment from me. We should text more!
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by Joekerr View Post
You're still a little new here, so I'll let you in on a little secret. Whenever Lups types gibberish, this is an opportunity for you to imagine it to be whatever you'd like it to be.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Delta0311 View Post
How would you know this? Did mommy catch you jerking off to some Big Foot porn ?
Appreciate 0
      11-12-2015, 10:47 PM   #2302
MrPrena
Captain
MrPrena's Avatar
United_States
1590
Rep
803
Posts

Drives: BMW Hyundai Nissan
Join Date: Jan 2014
Location: TB

iTrader: (0)
Quote:
Originally Posted by Biorin View Post
Because I can never top getting a text from you:

"Btw we are making goat porn now. Sorry abt that."
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lups View Post
Biorin why don't you ever text me?
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lups View Post
Yeah, that was a good moment from me. We should text more!
Ladies. Yeah! feel free to text me anytime (or email).
__________________
Beware of Jeff Oliver the fraud at Highland Expedition Outfitters (aka HEO or HEOutfitters) located in Cosby TN.
Appreciate 1
      11-12-2015, 11:24 PM   #2303
Lups
...
Lups's Avatar
11859
Rep
15,400
Posts

Drives: I don't own a car.
Join Date: Mar 2014
Location: Lost as usual

iTrader: (0)
Quote:
Originally Posted by MrPrena View Post
Ladies. Yeah! feel free to text me anytime (or email).
Hey you're already on my daily mailing list!
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by Joekerr View Post
You're still a little new here, so I'll let you in on a little secret. Whenever Lups types gibberish, this is an opportunity for you to imagine it to be whatever you'd like it to be.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Delta0311 View Post
How would you know this? Did mommy catch you jerking off to some Big Foot porn ?
Appreciate 1
      11-12-2015, 11:30 PM   #2304
shoei
Banned
7747
Rep
2,601
Posts

Drives: MW Vespa w/pink racing stripes
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: Peeing in your garden

iTrader: (3)
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lups View Post
Hey you're already on my daily mailing list!
Da faq??!! I thought I was special, you sloot !!!
Appreciate 1
      11-12-2015, 11:45 PM   #2305
Lups
...
Lups's Avatar
11859
Rep
15,400
Posts

Drives: I don't own a car.
Join Date: Mar 2014
Location: Lost as usual

iTrader: (0)
Quote:
Originally Posted by shoei View Post
Da faq??!! I thought I was special, you sloot !!!
You're not on my mail list! Prenna is! Biorin, you, asb, and wah are my texting list!
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by Joekerr View Post
You're still a little new here, so I'll let you in on a little secret. Whenever Lups types gibberish, this is an opportunity for you to imagine it to be whatever you'd like it to be.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Delta0311 View Post
How would you know this? Did mommy catch you jerking off to some Big Foot porn ?
Appreciate 1
      11-12-2015, 11:54 PM   #2306
shoei
Banned
7747
Rep
2,601
Posts

Drives: MW Vespa w/pink racing stripes
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: Peeing in your garden

iTrader: (3)
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lups View Post
You're not on my mail list! Prenna is! Biorin, you, asb, and wah are my texting list!
Ssshhhh... that's supposed to be a secret...

wait, damn, that's a lot of people on the texting list too !!!

Da faq !!! I thought I was special !! - it is still applicable here too...
Appreciate 0
      11-13-2015, 12:03 AM   #2307
bimmette
YouTube.com/TvTara
bimmette's Avatar
Canada
6438
Rep
4,714
Posts

Drives: like I stole it! (11 m3 E93)
Join Date: Nov 2013
Location: Vancouver

iTrader: (0)
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lups
Quote:
Originally Posted by shoei View Post
Da faq??!! I thought I was special, you sloot !!!
You're not on my mail list! Prenna is! Biorin, you, asb, and wah are my texting list!
Ahemm
Appreciate 0
      11-13-2015, 12:03 AM   #2308
Lups
...
Lups's Avatar
11859
Rep
15,400
Posts

Drives: I don't own a car.
Join Date: Mar 2014
Location: Lost as usual

iTrader: (0)
Quote:
Originally Posted by shoei View Post
Ssshhhh... that's supposed to be a secret...

wait, damn, that's a lot of people on the texting list too !!!

Da faq !!! I thought I was special !! - it is still applicable here too...
Hate to tell you this but ...

Actually no. I have pretty much all my favorites here picked. You all are pretty fucking awesome, with your loafers and all.
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by Joekerr View Post
You're still a little new here, so I'll let you in on a little secret. Whenever Lups types gibberish, this is an opportunity for you to imagine it to be whatever you'd like it to be.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Delta0311 View Post
How would you know this? Did mommy catch you jerking off to some Big Foot porn ?
Appreciate 0
      11-13-2015, 12:08 AM   #2309
shoei
Banned
7747
Rep
2,601
Posts

Drives: MW Vespa w/pink racing stripes
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: Peeing in your garden

iTrader: (3)
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lups View Post
Hate to tell you this but ...

Actually no. I have pretty much all my favorites here picked. You all are pretty fucking awesome, with your loafers and all.
I'm biting my tongue right now... so hard in fact that I can practically taste the blood running down my throat, lol...
Appreciate 0
      11-13-2015, 12:10 AM   #2310
Lups
...
Lups's Avatar
11859
Rep
15,400
Posts

Drives: I don't own a car.
Join Date: Mar 2014
Location: Lost as usual

iTrader: (0)
Quote:
Originally Posted by bimmette View Post
Ahemm
And you!
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by Joekerr View Post
You're still a little new here, so I'll let you in on a little secret. Whenever Lups types gibberish, this is an opportunity for you to imagine it to be whatever you'd like it to be.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Delta0311 View Post
How would you know this? Did mommy catch you jerking off to some Big Foot porn ?
Appreciate 0
Closed Thread
Page 105 of 457 « First Prev 55595101102103104 105 106107108109115155205 Next Last »

Bookmarks

« Previous Thread | Next Thread »

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off


All times are GMT -5. The time now is 01:13 PM.

Contact Us - BIMMERPOST - BMW Forums - Top



m5:
Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.11
Copyright ©2000 - 2025, vBulletin Solutions Inc.
1Addicts.com, BIMMERPOST.com, E90Post.com, F30Post.com, M3Post.com, ZPost.com, 5Post.com, 6Post.com, 7Post.com, XBimmers.com logo and trademark are properties of BIMMERPOST
Privacy Policy - Terms of Service / DMCA Policy - Personal Data Portal