Ask a girl anything?

Mr Tonka · 11-13-2015, 11:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Axius

This is a good solution. Too bad that's way above most normal peoples heads that don't drive cars without window frames.

I still only use one finger to close car doors. Window frame or not. Just a habit i guess.

Ladies... Do women have any sexual thoughts when eating popsicles or lollipops?

BMW F22 · 11-13-2015, 11:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Lups

My trunk needs to be slammed

Too easy...too easy...would you say that there is a lot of junk in your trunk?

Lups · 11-13-2015, 11:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Axius

I know you wanted me to say it, too.

Hahahas! As always you make my bad mornings better Ax.

I'm glad to have a friend like you in my life.

Lups · 11-13-2015, 11:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

I still only use one finger to close car doors. Window frame or not. Just a habit i guess.

Ladies... Do women have any sexual thoughts when eating popsicles or lollipops?

I don't eat either, but I do wicked things with a celery.

Axius · 11-13-2015, 11:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Lups

Hahahas! As always you make my bad mornings better Ax.

I'm glad to have a friend like you in my life.

Anything for you, babe.

UncleWede · 11-13-2015, 11:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Lups

I don't eat either, but I do wicked things with a celery.

Goats like celery

Lups · 11-13-2015, 11:55 AM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

Goats like celery

Yup, also as a turkey guy you know the neck? I make sure the Christmas clean up is done by making a show about chopping it to pieces so it fits my sauce cattle. Sure, it ain't sexual in a way but any man who sees it done wears a cup for a week.

Axius · 11-13-2015, 12:03 PM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

Goats like celery

My guinea pig Charles Winston III loves celery, too. He must be a goat in disguise. Clever little goat he is.

UncleWede · 11-13-2015, 12:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Lups

Yup, also as a turkey guy you know the neck? I make sure the Christmas clean up is done by making a show about chopping it to pieces so it fits my sauce cattle. Sure, it ain't sexual in a way but any man who sees it done wears a cup for a week.

I just threw up a little in my mouth, and seem to have lost my balls up inside my stomach.

Lups · 11-13-2015, 12:09 PM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

I just threw up a little in my mouth, and seem to have lost my balls up inside my stomach.

And that's how I clean my house!

bimmette · 11-13-2015, 12:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Axius

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

Goats like celery

My guinea pig Charles Winston III loves celery, too. He must be a goat in disguise. Clever little goat he is.

I totally forgot to ask you... Do you actually have one? There is a little critter moving in the background of your interview. Or am I imagining things?

Axius · 11-13-2015, 12:13 PM

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Originally Posted by bimmette

I totally forgot to ask you... Do you actually have one? There is a little critter moving in the background of your interview. Or am I imagining things?

Yes. His name is Charles Winston the third. Pimp "C" if I don't feel like pronouncing his whole name.

V1.47fan · 11-13-2015, 12:18 PM

I wouldn't be surprised if he got the guinea pig bc someone told him it'd help with the girls.

F30lolz · 11-13-2015, 12:19 PM

Would you ever enter the Bangbus that floats around Miami?

Axius · 11-13-2015, 12:22 PM

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I wouldn't be surprised if he got the guinea pig bc someone told him it'd help with the girls.

My ex got him for me about 4 years ago. Little did she know, it totally helps with girls because he's "SOOOOOOOOOOOO CYYYYUUUUTTEEEE AND HE PURRSS OMGGG".

Game changer.

shoei · 11-13-2015, 12:25 PM

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I wouldn't be surprised if he got the guinea pig bc someone told him it'd help with the girls.

I'm okay with that... Id much rather he use it to lure girls than if he were to have used Pimp C in the richard gere kind of way...

V1.47fan · 11-13-2015, 12:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Axius

My ex got him for me about 4 years ago. Little did she know, it totally helps with girls because he's "SOOOOOOOOOOOO CYYYYUUUUTTEEEE AND HE PURRSS OMGGG".

Game changer.

Sounds like a lovely girl.

Axius · 11-13-2015, 12:39 PM

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Originally Posted by V1.47fan

Sounds like a lovely girl.

She was and still is. Sometimes things just don't line up the way they should.

RJ_ · 11-13-2015, 02:10 PM

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She was and still is. Sometimes things just don't line up the way they should.

ASBSECU E93 · 11-13-2015, 02:18 PM

Do ladies like Nutscape pics?

Lups · 11-13-2015, 02:20 PM

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Do ladies like Nutscape pics?

I laughed my nuts off last night for the ones you posted!

Axius · 11-13-2015, 02:21 PM

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