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      05-13-2015, 09:40 PM   #221
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You should probably read the 11 pages because the story has progressed to eating gonorrhea.
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      05-13-2015, 10:14 PM   #222
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You should probably read the 11 pages because the story has progressed to eating gonorrhea.
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LOL that response really did make me laugh.

True douche you are! (Ps check the profile) Yaris even came BEFORE the m6.

Real recognizes real.
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      05-13-2015, 10:22 PM   #223
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LOL that response really did make me laugh.

True douche you are! (Ps check the profile) Yaris even came BEFORE the m6.

Real recognizes real.
Bah you just changed it! lol

His response of the thread in a nutshell had me on the floor almost literally... My stomach hurt... I can't believe he's done this.
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      05-13-2015, 11:37 PM   #224
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It would've been safer to eat her ass
Maybe for this case.

"I work in an emergency room. One time we had a patient who had a colostomy (for those who don't know, this is a surgically placed hole in the abdomen where shit comes out of after the colon is rerouted away from the ass)
Anyway, some girl comes in once with an infection in her stoma (abdominal shithole). Turns out it was gonorrhea. Her husband had been cheating on her, picked it up and had been fucking her in her stoma."
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      05-14-2015, 01:13 AM   #225
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It would've been safer to eat her ass
Maybe for this case.

"I work in an emergency room. One time we had a patient who had a colostomy (for those who don't know, this is a surgically placed hole in the abdomen where shit comes out of after the colon is rerouted away from the ass)
Anyway, some girl comes in once with an infection in her stoma (abdominal shithole). Turns out it was gonorrhea. Her husband had been cheating on her, picked it up and had been fucking her in her stoma."
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      05-14-2015, 08:11 AM   #226
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I know what you mean. This is the type of messages i get
God I cant stand people who type "u" instead of "you" my biggest pet peeve on earth.
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      05-14-2015, 08:13 AM   #227
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I didn't read all 11 pages of this thread. And I'm just some random Internet stranger. But your statement about not seeing your daughter struck something in me.

I'm not sure if the goal of seeing this guy is to have a long term relationship or not. But if it is and you want to figure out if he's just as in to you, I would tell him that you would like to postpone your second date to another day. Tell him, you need to spend the weekend with your daughter and see how he reacts.

Why I say this struck something inside of me was I dated this single mother a while ago. The thing that made me really respect her was how she made her son a priority in her life. We didn't work out but I had nothing but respect for her.

Just my 2 cents worth.
I have 100% custody. So I see my daughter everyday, its just my Mom offered to take her for the weekend so that I could go out Friday night and do whatever I wanted with him through the weekend without having to worry about being home at certain time to relieve a sitter. It would be my first weekend without her since she was born. My Mom also lives 120 miles away. So a 240 mile round trip down miles worth of pea gravel roads, its not like I can just go and pick her up on Saturday when I start to miss her.

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See Sara504 other men do it too
I dont give a shit! (no pun intended lol) You are NOT doing that to me....unless Im passed out drunk.
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This thread ->

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Vaginas always make for long entertaining threads
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12 pages in two days... Sara504
Oh believe me young grasshopper I have done far better on previous threads.
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SOooooooooo.....Friday is tomorrow... I've cancelled the date in my head but havent actually told him that... Should I go with no expectations and take the free dinner or is that childish? I swear, men are so freaking complicated. You guys make us crazy.
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See Sara504 other men do it too
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I dont give a shit! (no pun intended lol) You are NOT doing that to me....unless Im passed out drunk.
Allow me to confirm that i DO NOT eat ass or have ever done it.
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SOooooooooo.....Friday is tomorrow... I've cancelled the date in my head but havent actually told him that... Should I go with no expectations and take the free dinner or is that childish? I swear, men are so freaking complicated. You guys make us crazy.
We still don't know what "the text" he sent you was about.
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We still don't know what "the text" he sent you was about.
Sent me pics of him...told me to send him pics.... Asked how work was. He replied with "dragging" Dragging means SLOW!!! SLOW MEANS HE HAD ALL FUCKING MORNING TO TEXT ME AND HE WAITED UNTIL 11AM :mad0 260:: mad0260: and yada yada yada
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Sent me pics of him...told me to send him pics.... Asked how work was. He replied with "dragging" Dragging means SLOW!!! SLOW MEANS HE HAD ALL FUCKING MORNING TO TEXT ME AND HE WAITED UNTIL 11AM :mad0 260:: mad0260: and yada yada yada
Maybe he got side tracked on a car forum and lost track of time. Been at work for 2 hours now and didn't even realize it. We are men and oblivious lol.

THen again I always give people the benefit of the doubt. I'll let the more experienced people chime in...
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Sent me pics of him...told me to send him pics.... Asked how work was. He replied with "dragging" Dragging means SLOW!!! SLOW MEANS HE HAD ALL FUCKING MORNING TO TEXT ME AND HE WAITED UNTIL 11AM :mad0 260:: mad0260: and yada yada yada
That's it? Sh!t, i thought it was something like "Let's be friends" or " I'm seeing another Woman"

That text means nothing. You def overreacted.
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Look, I only want two things. A gorgeous looking man that wants to be my husband. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK FOR?!!!!!!!!!!!!! I mean sheesh. Its not like I'm high maintenance.
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This thread has left a bad taste in my mouth
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      05-14-2015, 09:33 AM   #241
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Look, I only want two things. A gorgeous looking man that wants to be my husband. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK FOR?!!!!!!!!!!!!! I mean sheesh. Its not like I'm high maintenance.
I'd start looking in the gay illegal immigrant community...
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I'd start looking in the gay illegal immigrant community...
Nope, Im just going to start my collection now. I think I'll go pick up a few kittens this weekend.
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