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      10-14-2015, 01:32 AM   #221
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Women especially tend to dislike being ignored, and will often put in some effort to compensate.
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Yes, I'm only here because I'm a giant attention whore. How did you know??
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Women especially tend to dislike being ignored, and will often put in some effort to compensate.
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Yes, I'm only here because I'm a giant attention whore. How did you know??
Fear for your lives people- the second coming of Sara has arrived!!!!
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      10-14-2015, 08:04 AM   #223
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I don't think she's quite a Sara yet, that's pretty extreme bruh.
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      10-14-2015, 08:50 AM   #224
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      10-14-2015, 09:42 AM   #225
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Update: she won't leave
When girls won't leave means you did the job right .
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When girl won't leave means you did the job right .
or shes going to eventually kill you
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or shes going to eventually kill you
I can take a lot ...
BTW.. I'm too far away .


Sorry girl...
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why are her clothes still on if she's still in bed and you laid some pipe
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Yes, I'm only here because I'm a giant attention whore. How did you know??
just messin' - you all seem like very cool ppl in here.
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why are her clothes still on if she's still in bed and you laid some pipe
looks like a screenshot of a snapchat or something and not a normal cell picture. At least my shit phone can only add that text bar on snapchat.
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I never understood the purpose of snap chat and why it's so popular. The only thing I can think of it for is to send dick picks to females.
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When girls won't leave means you did the job right .
or shes going to eventually kill you
ha... yeah, what were the top 10 signs a girl is into you again? Something like ...

1) smiles at you
2) eye contact
3) twirls her hair during conversation
4) touches your arm
5) gets jealous when you talk to other girls
6) texts you 10 times in a minute asking why you aren't responding??
7) shows up at your house at 3am
8) slashes your tires / keys your car
9) bunny-in-the-pot
10) knifes you in your sleep
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ha... yeah, what were the top 10 signs a girl is into you again?

1) smiles at you
2) eye contact
3) twirls her hair during conversation
4) touches your arm
5) gets jealous when you talk to other girls
6) texts you 10 times in a minute asking why you aren't responding??
7) shows up at your house at 3am
8) slashes your tires / keys your car
9) bunny-in-the-pot
10) knifes you in your sleep
11) shows you her butthole
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I never understood the purpose of snap chat and why it's so popular. The only thing I can think of it for is to send dick picks to females.
I usually send snapchats in the middle of sex or getting a bj to make all my bros jealous. I also send the same pic to the girls so they can be enamored by my enormous penis.

That and pics of bacon or fun activities.
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I usually send snapchats in the middle of sex or getting a bj to make all my bros jealous. I also send the same pic to the girls so they can be enamored by my enormous penis.

That and pics of bacon or fun activities.
god damn and I thought I was the only one that did that. Small world
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god damn and I thought I was the only one that did that. Small world
We must be related or something.
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We must be related or something.
maybe even eskimo bruddahs ...
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11) shows you her butthole
For anal ?
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      10-14-2015, 11:06 AM   #239
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      10-14-2015, 11:14 AM   #240
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just messin' - you all seem like very cool ppl in here.
That's because I'm full of trickery. I secretly suck.

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I never understood the purpose of snap chat and why it's so popular. The only thing I can think of it for is to send dick picks to females.
I used to think it was pretty lame, although it can actually be fun when you want to share something that doesn't need to be as permanent as Instagram or as individual as texting a picture to someone. Just a "hey, thought this was amusing" or indeed, a "hey, here's my dick."
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That's because I'm full of trickery. I secretly suck.

I used to think it was pretty lame, although it can actually be fun when you want to share something that doesn't need to be as permanent as Instagram or as individual as texting a picture to someone. Just a "hey, thought this was amusing" or indeed, a "hey, here's my dick."
More like full of tom foolery and shenanigans.

That's a good way to put it. Usually just little tid bits of the day. It's so funny when my bff's send me a "hey, here's my twat. el oh el!" snap. Gets me every time.
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