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      02-26-2020, 12:29 PM   #24971
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UncleWede , Joekerr , 1MOREMOD and ESPECIALLY, shoei please copy these and place in your wallets so you don't run afoul of these statutes.

So, two unmarried people in Georgia can't have sex, but if you're siblings, no one bats an eye.
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So, two unmarried people in Georgia can't have sex, but if you're siblings, no one bats an eye.
If my ma and pa get divorced will they still be brother and sister?
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      02-26-2020, 12:33 PM   #24974
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LOL. I want to know which guy looked at a porcupine and thought that would be a good idea. Oddly, only outlawed in Florida, but then I suppose the fact that Florida Man exists is evidence that this is the only state with enough people wrong in the head that they needed to create a law to forbid it.



I read in an article that 80% of women prefer doggy style. Do you know what position the other 20% preferred?
Oh no you don't.....Not today.
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      02-26-2020, 12:35 PM   #24975
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Oh no you don't.....Not today.
LOL. Rats. I wondered if it would work.

Really hoping for a "No, what?" from you.
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      02-26-2020, 12:39 PM   #24976
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So, two unmarried people in Georgia can't have sex, but if you're siblings, no one bats an eye.
Not sure - from my read of it, wouldn't the siblings still meet the definition of an unmarried couple?
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LOL. Rats. I wondered if it would work.

Really hoping for a "No, what?" from you.
Do tell? I have a few ideas that may or may not be yours....
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I read in an article that 80% of women prefer doggy style. Do you know what position the other 20% preferred?
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Oh no you don't.....Not today.
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LOL. Rats. I wondered if it would work.

Really hoping for a "No, what?" from you.

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Do tell? I have a few ideas that may or may not be yours....
Well partially it was to see if framing the question like that would elicit a response like "No, what?".

Then I was either going to refer her to the last picture in post #7182 in this thread or just say the last part in the picture...that was a toss up as to what I was going to do there.

What were your ideas - I'm curious too.
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LOL. I want to know which guy looked at a porcupine and thought that would be a good idea. Oddly, only outlawed in Florida, but then I suppose the fact that Florida Man exists is evidence that this is the only state with enough people wrong in the head that they needed to create a law to forbid it.

I read in an article that 80% of women prefer doggy style. Do you know what position the other 20% preferred?
Oh boy. Trap laid.

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Oh no you don't.....Not today.
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LOL. Rats. I wondered if it would work.

Really hoping for a "No, what?" from you.
Really? Were you now?

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Do tell? I have a few ideas that may or may not be yours....
I do, as well!!
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LOL. Rats. I wondered if it would work.

Really hoping for a "No, what?" from you.
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Well partially it was to see if framing the question like that would elicit a response like "No, what?".

Then I was either going to refer her to the last picture in post #7182 in this thread or just say the last part in the picture...that was a toss up as to what I was going to do there.

What were your ideas - I'm curious too.
I liked you better when you just busted my chops about women drivers
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      02-26-2020, 01:03 PM   #24982
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I guess Lenny needs to lose a few pounds before MKSixer comes to visit
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I liked you better when you just busted my chops about women drivers
I was attempting to broaden my horizons. I was afraid I was being typecast.

Don't worry, I'll find new material. I always do.
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UncleWede , Joekerr , 1MOREMOD and ESPECIALLY, shoei please copy these and place in your wallets so you don't run afoul of these statutes.

Lmao, I'm from Harrisburg PA. My Dad did drive tractor trailer and my step dad still drives tractor trailer so this one hits home haha. I'll have to share with them.
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Which is why 7 through 10 are particularly disturbing!!
Funny that you draw the line there. You have a story for #6?
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Funny that you draw the line there. You have a story for #6?
I said particularly!!
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In the same vein:

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I read in an article that 80% of women prefer doggy style. Do you know what position the other 20% preferred?
Ii once read 80% of the people surveyed, admit to peeing in the shower. The other 20% are liars.
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Wait - you mean 'masturbating' just means peeing in the shower?
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