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      03-02-2020, 06:42 PM   #25037
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      03-03-2020, 11:02 AM   #25044
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      03-03-2020, 02:40 PM   #25045
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Lol....my sister-in-law "scoped" herself a couple years ago while in a stand and trying to take a shot while she was turned.
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You better hope she's blind...
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i don't mind if shes blind or if she's a pirate!
You better hope she's blind...
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Now this is funny - 75 Years Ago .

This is PRICELESS...

A little old lady from Wisconsin had worked in and around
her family dairy since she could walk,
with hours of hard work and little compensation.

When canned Carnation Milk became available in grocery
stores in the 1940's, she read an advertisement offering
$5,000 for the best slogan.

The producers wanted a rhyme beginning With
'Carnation Milk is best of all.'

She thought to herself, I know everything there is to know
about milk and dairy farms. I can do this!

She sent in her entry, and several weeks later,
a black car pulled up in front of her house.

A large man got out, knocked on her door and said,
"Ma'am,..The president of Carnation milk absolutely
LOVED your entry...So much, in fact,
that we are here to award you $1,000 even though
we will not be able to use it for our advertisements!"

He did, however, have one printed up
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This was always sitting on the back of the toilet:



When I got married, my wife bought this and I was even more in love with her:

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