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      06-29-2016, 12:08 PM   #2509
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If you're not gonna eat the yolk, the least you could do is dry freeze it and send it to starving people in a third world country.
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Verbiage....just be my personal chef.
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K, whats your address?
You'd have to hand deliver to me since I'm not across international waters, then you'd have to lay there and watch me eat your yolk.
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      06-29-2016, 12:09 PM   #2512
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I dont want to be bulky.
You can't get "bulky" unless you consume more calories than you're burning, Sara.
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We either have a lot of medical professionals in the OT...

Or a lot of old people with aching joints...
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why'd this thread go from bitches to nutrition? I believe eating pink taco is quite healthy.
Both of these are quoted for the truth.
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      06-29-2016, 12:10 PM   #2514
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Why the sad face, I fucking love sausage.
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Verbiage....just be my personal chef.
What you paying?
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What you paying?
With her vagina..
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You can't get "bulky" unless you consume more calories than you're burning, Sara.
Dude.....its futile just give up.
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K, whats your address?
Oh fuck.

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Verbiage this is your in!!!
Is that what it is?! Hahaha
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With her vagina..
I always did love vanilla ice cream....
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With her vagina..
Yes! Room/board, Stipend, vag. Reverse Au Pair.
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I always did love vanilla ice cream....
It's the high maintenance kind of vanilla ice cream.


Hand picked beans from a Guatemelan jungle infested with a militia with AK47's, slowly quintuple churned by hand, ice from the north pole, and in a specialized Valentino bowl eaten with a golden spoon.
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About to be made of wood chips from my baseball bat.

kidding
Hey, youz talkin to me
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      06-29-2016, 12:18 PM   #2524
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Y'all are nasty
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Can we please get back on the subject of my tinder date?
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Okay, continue.
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It's the high maintenance kind of vanilla ice cream.


Hand picked beans from a Guatemelan jungle infested with a militia with AK47's, slowly quintuple churned by hand, ice from the north pole, and in a specialized Valentino bowl eaten with a golden spoon.
I was in Guatemalan jungle didn't see any ak47s or white vag to bring home.
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This is "Off Topic" for a reason. To get off topic and start our own. Get with the damn program.
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      06-29-2016, 12:23 PM   #2530
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Y'all are nasty
Nice to see you on OT. My participation has been sparse of late unfortunately.

Anyone seen MKSixer ?
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