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      04-02-2020, 10:07 AM   #25565
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Agreed...but said idiot on the sidewalk is pulling up his shirt with his strong hand, leaving the weak hand to pull a gun with the grip facing the opposite way, leading me to think he'd have to first change hands on his shirt, so he could pull with the dominant hand.

So maybe both numbnuts would clear at the same time.
If standing chap threatened he would use his left hand, in any case he is a head case for doing that just because being asked to move his heap out the way and it's doubtful he is registered.
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The guy standing has all of the advantage, he can move to cover or just move and shoot, the gun is already to draw. The guy in the car is at a complete disadvantage because he needs to use two hands to get the pistol out of the holster and is a sitting duck while he does it.

Had I been the guy in the car I would have had the gun out of the holster and had the idiot on the sidewalk at gun point.
Well had I been the guy in the car I would have literally pissed my pants and apologized in a hurry. I'm not cut out for that sort of confrontation.

What I love is the dude in the background who casually strolls by with his tray of Starbucks, completely unfazed by two dudes with guns going at it.
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      04-02-2020, 10:30 AM   #25567
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Well had I been the guy in the car I would have literally pissed my pants and apologized in a hurry. I'm not cut out for that sort of confrontation.

What I love is the dude in the background who casually strolls by with his tray of Starbucks, completely unfazed by two dudes with guns going at it.
I'm not even surprised by that. I had my scout car pulled up on the sidewalk with roof lights on at about noon on a weekday on a busy Toronto street in the downtown core and I had a guy at gun point. A number of people actually walked between my, my pointed pistol and the client I was dealing with.....never underestimate the stupidity and lack of awareness of the masses.
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I have had that happen a few times when I was younger and stupid. Most people (98%) that do something like that, aren't going to do anything.

The guy is an idiot as I have seen people do that and get lit the fu@k up. What are they going to do, file a police report that they brandished a firearm that is most likely illegal, and got attacked??

It's the guy with the gun or blade you don't see that you have to watch for.

If I were in that situation now, I would have just backed up and found another route if I could instead of sitting there and "stewing".
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Im teaching my son to not confront (anyone) unless it's absolutely a must.

No such thing as a fair fist fight anymore, I've seen it with my own eyes people's faces getting slashed. Dorchester, Roxbury and other neighborhoods in Boston.

Keep anyone arms length away, defuse the situation do not escalate

I'm not worried about being shot but about being slashed, rolling on the ground with someone with needles, that's my concern in fights.

Stick ups are not like in the movies, it's crack heads looking for the next hit using a box cutter as a weapon or smash n grabs, what I'm suppose to do run after someone as he steals a woman's purse? I'm no hero

People with substance abuse are desperate more now than ever, most of their revenue streams are dried up and now they are looking for robbery to support their habit/sickness.

another example: road rage, a few months ago someone wanted to fight with me, both of us got heated, he got out, I got out, I said what? You want to roll on the ground because your angry in traffic? chill, instantly cooler heads prevailed.
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Im teaching my son to not confront (anyone) unless it's absolutely a must.

No such thing as a fair fist fight anymore, I've seen it with my own eyes people's faces getting slashed. Dorchester, Roxbury and other neighborhoods in Boston.

Keep anyone arms length away, defuse the situation do not escalate

I'm not worried about being shot but about being slashed, rolling on the ground with someone with needles, that's my concern in fights.

Stick ups are not like in the movies, it's crack heads looking for the next hit using a box cutter as a weapon or smash n grabs, what I'm suppose to do run after someone as he steals a woman's purse? I'm no hero

People with substance abuse are desperate more now than ever, most of their revenue streams are dried up and now they are looking for robbery to support their habit/sickness.

another example: road rage, a few months ago someone wanted to fight with me, both of us got heated, he got out, I got out, I said what? You want to roll on the ground because your angry in traffic? chill, instantly cooler heads prevailed.
and I must add, you need blood check after a fight.

For a single bloody punch in a bar fight, my friend lost a day in the hospital for aids test, and since he got a fresh eye laser operation, he lost a other day at to check this too.

despite the fact in canada the health care is free, if you need those results fast, you need to go private and pay $$$
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Im teaching my son to not confront (anyone) unless it's absolutely a must.

No such thing as a fair fist fight anymore, I've seen it with my own eyes people's faces getting slashed. Dorchester, Roxbury and other neighborhoods in Boston.

Keep anyone arms length away, defuse the situation do not escalate

I'm not worried about being shot but about being slashed, rolling on the ground with someone with needles, that's my concern in fights.

Stick ups are not like in the movies, it's crack heads looking for the next hit using a box cutter as a weapon or smash n grabs, what I'm suppose to do run after someone as he steals a woman's purse? I'm no hero

People with substance abuse are desperate more now than ever, most of their revenue streams are dried up and now they are looking for robbery to support their habit/sickness.

another example: road rage, a few months ago someone wanted to fight with me, both of us got heated, he got out, I got out, I said what? You want to roll on the ground because your angry in traffic? chill, instantly cooler heads prevailed.
and I must add, you need blood check after a fight.

For a single bloody punch in a bar fight, my friend lost a day in the hospital for aids test, and since he got a fresh eye laser operation, he lost a other day at to check this too.

despite the fact in canada the health care is free, if you need those results fast, you need to go private and pay $$$
If I'm in line @ Schwartz deli on Saint Laurent Montreal and you cut in front of me, we're throwing down sir...

porterhouse grilled over coals with hot peppers is no joke there
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If I'm in line @ Schwartz deli on Saint Laurent Montreal and you cut in front of me, we're throwing down sir...

porterhouse grilled over coals with hot peppers is no joke there

Every time I'm anywhere near Montreal, a visit is a must.
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If I'm in line @ Schwartz deli on Saint Laurent Montreal and you cut in front of me, we're throwing down sir...

porterhouse grilled over coals with hot peppers is no joke there
That's clearly a pre-COVID line up. Look how close they all are. Simpler times back then in those days...
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