LOL Pic Thread (NO POLITICS)

dinonz · 04-03-2020, 11:22 PM

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Originally Posted by vreihen16

Well, I guess we know where a least $300 of this person's, um, stimulus check is going!!!!!

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He's making the most of his stimulus dollar...

Nuckle · 04-03-2020, 11:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Murf993

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Originally Posted by MKSixer

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So I had to evict my dead beat tenants, they owe me $10K in unpaid rent, (I will never fucking see it) but my middle child wanted to move into the house which we did today.....I am too old, fat and Grumpy to do that shit. But he's in....the sun is going to be shining here for the next few days and I think I am going to get the dust of the Porsche and take it out and act like a bit of an ASS this weekend. Windows down and the howl of the flat six will do this soul some good.

Peace out brothers, I'm into the rum now.

I just ran out of beer and switching to red wine. I am sure I will have the shits in the morning.

UncleWede · 04-04-2020, 01:58 AM

I need to cruise around on two wheels tomorrow and see if I can find someone to put a new alternator in the bug, and fix that nasty oil leak in the E90. Guy on the corner closed because he takes care of his pops and won't risk exposure.

Do I still have to get my car sniffed if no test stations are open???

Rmtt · 04-04-2020, 08:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Rmtt

Samuel Jackson Poem.

Just wanted to share again as it's funny as hell. I've sent it to all my friends who don't understand the meaning of what they are supposed to be doing.

It's just a different way of getting the same meaning across.

Now I need to find one with Morgan Freeman that is similar for my friends who think Mr. Jackson is too crass.

MKSixer · 04-04-2020, 09:43 AM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

I need to cruise around on two wheels tomorrow and see if I can find someone to put a new alternator in the bug, and fix that nasty oil leak in the E90. Guy on the corner closed because he takes care of his pops and won't risk exposure.

Do I still have to get my car sniffed if no test stations are open???

Call the Biden campaign they will get it done.

I know. I'll discipline myself now.

MKSixer · 04-04-2020, 09:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Rmtt

Just wanted to share again as it's funny as hell. I've sent it to all my friends who don't understand the meaning of what they are supposed to be doing.

It's just a different way of getting the same meaning across.

Now I need to find one with Morgan Freeman that is similar for my friends who think Mr. Jackson is too crass.

I'm sending this to my ex wife.

WhiskyPat12 · 04-04-2020, 10:34 AM

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WhiskyPat12 · 04-04-2020, 01:27 PM

We still doin' Tiger King meme? 😂

iminhell1 · 04-04-2020, 02:06 PM

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

How do you pay 300 for pornhub isnt it free

lifetime premium membership

UglyBuzzard · 04-04-2020, 02:20 PM

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The Choosey begger · 04-04-2020, 02:24 PM

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Originally Posted by UglyBuzzard

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It's Trump's fault!

WhiskyPat12 · 04-04-2020, 02:29 PM

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kscarrol · 04-04-2020, 03:20 PM

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Originally Posted by iminhell1

lifetime premium membership

Or so you've been told!!

iminhell1 · 04-04-2020, 03:40 PM

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Originally Posted by kscarrol

Or so you've been told!!

True.
I was smart enough to get in as a beta tester for far less.

Murf993 · 04-04-2020, 05:55 PM

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hubbahubba · 04-04-2020, 06:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Murf993

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Can't see it through all the fuzzy math.

iminhell1 · 04-04-2020, 06:48 PM

97% survival rate if driving a car with Takata airbag.

Didn't see anyone park their cars.

schoy · 04-04-2020, 07:34 PM

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Originally Posted by iminhell1

97% survival rate if driving a car with Takata airbag.

Didn't see anyone park their cars.

Check your math. The odds of dying from Takata airbag was <<<<<<<<< 3%.

UglyBuzzard · 04-04-2020, 07:48 PM

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vreihen16 · 04-04-2020, 08:43 PM

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Captain Blood · 04-04-2020, 09:02 PM

From the Shatner twitter feed:

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The Choosey begger · 04-04-2020, 10:49 PM

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