Ask a girl anything?

F30lolz · 11-25-2015, 11:22 AM

Let me think of some questions....

Has any guy ever asked for your credit score?
A pick up line that has ever worked?
How fast does it take you to cook grits?

ASBSECU E93 · 11-25-2015, 11:28 AM

From the OT pool of fine gentlemen.....you must:

Kill one
Marry one
Have a one night stand with one

F30lolz · 11-25-2015, 11:32 AM

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Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

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jimj911 · 11-25-2015, 11:33 AM

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Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

From the OT pool of fine gentlemen.....you must:

Kill one
Marry one
Have a one night stand with one

This ought to be interesting...

ResoKP · 11-25-2015, 12:30 PM

Ladies, here's a short quiz for you.

What a woman wants in a man:
1.

a) Strong, brute, masculine, able to provide protection by means of force if necessary
b) Gentle, kind-hearted, loves animals, peace, and nature
c) All of the above

2.

a) Emotionally strong, thinks through with logic, rational
b) Sensitive enough to listen and understand me
c) All of the above

3.

a) Makes decisions and follows through
b) Must listen when "I changed my mind just now" for places to eat, go see, things to do, etc
c) All of the above

4.

a) Independent man, got his life figured out, short and long term plans and goals, schedules and agenda
b) Pick up my phone call at 3AM in the morning
c) All of the above

My experiences in life have told me the answer is c every time.

Basically, my understanding is that, women wants a man who possibly cannot function in society. Either he is severely disabled or is a magical fairy.

Answers please.

shoei · 11-25-2015, 12:37 PM

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Originally Posted by ResoKP

Ladies, here's a short quiz for you.

What a woman wants in a man:
1.

a) Strong, brute, masculine, able to provide protection by means of force if necessary
b) Gentle, kind-hearted, loves animals, peace, and nature
c) All of the above

2.

a) Emotionally strong, thinks through with logic, rational
b) Sensitive enough to listen and understand me
c) All of the above

3.

a) Makes decisions and follows through
b) Must listen when "I changed my mind just now" for places to eat, go see, things to do, etc
c) All of the above

4.

a) Independent man, got his life figured out, short and long term plans and goals, schedules and agenda
b) Pick up my phone call at 3AM in the morning
c) All of the above

My experiences in life have told me the answer is c every time.

Basically, my understanding is that, women wants a man who possibly cannot function in society. Either he is severely disabled or is a magical fairy.

Answers please.

Clearly someone is going through a terrible breakup... Or unresolved issues with ex(s)

UglyBuzzard · 11-25-2015, 01:48 PM

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Originally Posted by ResoKP

Ladies, here's a short quiz for you.

What a woman wants in a man:
1.

a) Strong, brute, masculine, able to provide protection by means of force if necessary
b) Gentle, kind-hearted, loves animals, peace, and nature
c) All of the above

2.

a) Emotionally strong, thinks through with logic, rational
b) Sensitive enough to listen and understand me
c) All of the above

3.

a) Makes decisions and follows through
b) Must listen when "I changed my mind just now" for places to eat, go see, things to do, etc
c) All of the above

4.

a) Independent man, got his life figured out, short and long term plans and goals, schedules and agenda
b) Pick up my phone call at 3AM in the morning
c) All of the above

My experiences in life have told me the answer is c every time.

Basically, my understanding is that, women wants a man who possibly cannot function in society. Either he is severely disabled or is a magical fairy.

Answers please.

Forgot to add size matters...

Sidewinderpb · 11-25-2015, 01:54 PM

Honest question:

When women get terribly hungry, they get bitchy. They piss and moan all day, yet still refuse to eat anything, which would, in turn, resolve their "Snickers complex." What's the deal? Why do I have to put up with that?

djDori_C · 11-25-2015, 01:57 PM

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Originally Posted by shoei

Clearly someone is going through a terrible breakup... Or unresolved issues with ex(s)

Lmao

shoei · 11-25-2015, 01:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Sidewinderpb

Honest question:

When women get terribly hungry, they get bitchy. They piss and moan all day, yet still refuse to eat anything, which would, in turn, resolve their "Snickers complex." What's the deal? Why do I have to put up with that?

Dudes get "hangry" as well... It's a global phenomenon...

Sidewinderpb · 11-25-2015, 01:59 PM

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Originally Posted by shoei

Dudes get "hangry" as well... It's a global phenomenon...

Right, but guys (at least those that I've encountered) acknowledge their hunger, eat something, and go about their day.

Mr Tonka · 11-25-2015, 02:00 PM

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Too much work!

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Originally Posted by Sidewinderpb

Honest question:

When women get terribly hungry, they get bitchy. They piss and moan all day, yet still refuse to eat anything, which would, in turn, resolve their "Snickers complex." What's the deal? Why do I have to put up with that?

Because you don't want her ass and hips to have a "Sinckers complex". lol

Mr Tonka · 11-25-2015, 02:01 PM

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Originally Posted by shoei

Dudes get "hangry" as well... It's a global phenomenon...

I've been called hangry at least 10 times in the last month. haha

///M Power-Belgium · 11-25-2015, 02:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Sara504

After 30 days, pussy is all the same.

My Kamasutra has more than 30 pages...

ResoKP · 11-25-2015, 02:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Because you don't want her ass and hips to have a "Sinckers complex". lol

If it's just the ass and hips, that's a good thing to me

djDori_C · 11-25-2015, 02:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Sara504

After 30 days, pussy is all the same.

ASBSECU E93 · 11-25-2015, 02:51 PM

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Originally Posted by djDori_C

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Originally Posted by Sara504

After 30 days, pussy is all the same.

Bet you didn't come here expecting that kind of response....now did you

///M Power-Belgium · 11-25-2015, 03:44 PM

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Originally Posted by djDori_C

That was only our Sara bro...

bimmette · 11-25-2015, 03:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Sidewinderpb

Honest question:

When women get terribly hungry, they get bitchy. They piss and moan all day, yet still refuse to eat anything, which would, in turn, resolve their "Snickers complex." What's the deal? Why do I have to put up with that?

I don't think I get hangry. But it does take discipline to not pig out, so unless you like the big girls, just accept the bitching or leave the room

C5driver · 11-25-2015, 03:53 PM

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Originally Posted by bimmette

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sidewinderpb

Honest question:

When women get terribly hungry, they get bitchy. They piss and moan all day, yet still refuse to eat anything, which would, in turn, resolve their "Snickers complex." What's the deal? Why do I have to put up with that?

I don't think I get hangry. But it does take discipline to not pig out, so unless you like the big girls, just accept the bitching or leave the room

Fucking Bravo!

shoei · 11-25-2015, 03:54 PM

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Originally Posted by bimmette

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sidewinderpb

Honest question:

When women get terribly hungry, they get bitchy. They piss and moan all day, yet still refuse to eat anything, which would, in turn, resolve their "Snickers complex." What's the deal? Why do I have to put up with that?

I don't think I get hangry. But it does take discipline to not pig out, so unless you like the big girls, just accept the bitching or leave the room

Makes sense to those members in colder areas... Bigger girls might keep them a little warmer during the winter??

C5driver · 11-25-2015, 03:57 PM

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Originally Posted by shoei

Quote:

Originally Posted by bimmette

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sidewinderpb

Honest question:

When women get terribly hungry, they get bitchy. They piss and moan all day, yet still refuse to eat anything, which would, in turn, resolve their "Snickers complex." What's the deal? Why do I have to put up with that?

I don't think I get hangry. But it does take discipline to not pig out, so unless you like the big girls, just accept the bitching or leave the room

Makes sense to those members in colder areas... Bigger girls might keep them a little warmer during the winter??

Ever hear of a comforter?

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