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Alpine300zhp · 06-29-2016, 01:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Sara504

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Originally Posted by Alpine300zhp

Good lord Sara. That diet is terrible. You need to let Verb teach you how to eat better.

I do not deserve to be a size 0

Yeah. As Verb said...nothing seems to stick to you hence the size 0 with your eating habits. OTOH, the cracking knees is not good and you would benefit from taking a good vitamin d3 supplement. Just make sure it has vitamin K in it to help with absorption.

Verbiage · 06-29-2016, 01:07 PM

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Originally Posted by shoei

No the same place where you frowned upon the chicken and waffles... I think this was sans chicken lol... There was a subsequent picture after at one point where the aftermath of me inhaling all the food was captured... Wasn't pretty... I asked for a hospital at one point to have my stomach pumped...

Funny you should say that...

http://www.bodybuilding.com/content/...worst-yet.html

Axius · 06-29-2016, 01:07 PM

Cooking is easy as shit, plus you can make literally whatever the fuck you want, and something delicious/healthy.

Recipes galore all over the internet, some really good ones buried in the faves folder next to the Alexis Texas folder. They even tell you HOW to cook it for fucks sake.

Sara · 06-29-2016, 01:09 PM

Horse cocks really? Grow up!

Alpine300zhp · 06-29-2016, 01:11 PM

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Apparently theres a nice one. Who knew? That and we're going sailing on his friends boat so Im freaking out. I have to get a spray tan friday but that means I cant wash my hair or Im going to have to wash it in the sink after my spray tan. How am I supposed to shave my legs! Ugh..

Spray tans are still a thing?!? I thought that was a high school prom thing?

Just get them waxed before you get the tan.

Apparently spray tan is still around. Have you seen Donald Trump lately? He is proof positive why spray tans should never be used. I can't imagine being seen in public looking orange.

Axius · 06-29-2016, 01:12 PM

Who said anything about a horse cock?!

Alpine300zhp · 06-29-2016, 01:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Sara504

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You only eat that oozing, clear, and sticky part...

No I eat the hard white part. I toss out the yellow stuff. I dont like the texture of the yellow yolk on my tongue.

Try cooking the whole egg in a tiny bit of olive oil. I bet you would like it then. It is so easy to do, even you can do it Sara (hard boiled eggs don't taste good at all IMHO).

Verbiage · 06-29-2016, 01:15 PM

Shit I just saw the tags. I know which ones I added. Horse cock was not there a couple hours ago.

bimmette · 06-29-2016, 01:15 PM

I think it's a girl thing. I'll eat 4 hard boiled egg whites and just half of one yolk.

Axius · 06-29-2016, 01:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Alpine300zhp

Apparently spray tan is still around. Have you seen Donald Trump lately? He is proof positive why spray tans should never be used. I can't imagine being seen in public looking orange.

Dude, I kid you not, buddies gf pulled this wipe on tan stuff out. She squirted a little out of the bottle on her hand and it looked like a lil steamy pile of butt mud. Grossed me out.

Sara · 06-29-2016, 01:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Axius

Who said anything about a horse cock?!

Your tag at the bottom of the page

Alpine300zhp · 06-29-2016, 01:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Delta0311

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WHAT? No, yall the yellow part is the cholesterol. EGG WHITES are the best for you.

Oh lord people are so misinformed when it comes to eggs.. The yolk is the most nutritious part.. Cholesterol is an egg is not bad for you.. Your body needs a mix of good and bad cholesterol to function.. I add raw organic eggs to my shakes everyday and my cholesterol is perfect.

I'm with you. I eat organic eggs 3-4 times a week.

Axius · 06-29-2016, 01:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

Shit I just saw the tags. I know which ones I added. Horse cock was not there a couple hours ago.

Bahahahaha! I always forget about those things down there.

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Your tag at the bottom of the page

I'm not the guilty party. I'd never mean mug you like that.

Verbiage · 06-29-2016, 01:19 PM

Now we know which one you added.

silvergray545 · 06-29-2016, 01:21 PM

This thread delivers. I'm sad I went to lunch. LOL

Alpine300zhp · 06-29-2016, 01:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Sara504

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Originally Posted by Mywifes335

You'd be getting egg whites and sausage every meal, every day.

Protein for lifting.

I dont want to be bulky. Lean like a thoroughbred not stocky like a quarter horse

Sara. After seeing a couple of your pics, I can guarantee you that genetics will keep you from being bulky no matter what you do. Working out and strength training your body will give you that lean appearance that you want with the added benefit of being defined and stronger. It is a win win for you.

Alpine300zhp · 06-29-2016, 01:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Axius

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Originally Posted by Alpine300zhp

Apparently spray tan is still around. Have you seen Donald Trump lately? He is proof positive why spray tans should never be used. I can't imagine being seen in public looking orange.

Dude, I kid you not, buddies gf pulled this wipe on tan stuff out. She squirted a little out of the bottle on her hand and it looked like a lil steamy pile of butt mud. Grossed me out.

Verbiage · 06-29-2016, 01:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Alpine300zhp

Sara. After seeing a couple of your pics, I can guarantee you that genetics will keep you from being bulky no matter what you do. Working out and strength training your body will give you that lean appearance that you want with the added benefit of being defined and stronger. It is a win win for you.

Dude! Futile.

bimmette · 06-29-2016, 01:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Alpine300zhp

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Originally Posted by Sara504

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You'd be getting egg whites and sausage every meal, every day.

Protein for lifting.

I dont want to be bulky. Lean like a thoroughbred not stocky like a quarter horse

Sara. After seeing a couple of your pics, I can guarantee you that genetics will keep you from being bulky no matter what you do. Working out and strength training your body will give you that lean appearance that you want with the added benefit of being defined and stronger. It is a win win for you.

Totally agree. She's naturally thin. If she worked out, she would be perfectly toned.

Axius · 06-29-2016, 01:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

Now we know which one you added.

Lies!

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It even maintained that nice little curl that looks like soft serve ice cream. Really impressed actually. Could leave little turds everywhere and be the phantom mini pooper.

shoei · 06-29-2016, 01:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

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Originally Posted by Alpine300zhp

Sara. After seeing a couple of your pics, I can guarantee you that genetics will keep you from being bulky no matter what you do. Working out and strength training your body will give you that lean appearance that you want with the added benefit of being defined and stronger. It is a win win for you.

Dude! Futile.

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Alpine300zhp · 06-29-2016, 01:29 PM

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Originally Posted by shoei

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Shit I get out of breath just running up stairs!

That's because you're not eating your nutrients from the egg yolks, Sara.

Just an example... Although I heard it was better before they started expanding everywhere... Such is life...

I saw their chicken pot pie once... It's the size of a basin that you bathe a baby in, lol...

What the hell is that. It looks gross...

06-29-2016, 01:07 PM	#2577
Axius Banned 4208 Rep 216 Posts Drives: 612 Scaglietti Join Date: Sep 2015 Location: Watch Me NayNay iTrader: (0)	Cooking is easy as shit, plus you can make literally whatever the fuck you want, and something delicious/healthy. Recipes galore all over the internet, some really good ones buried in the faves folder next to the Alexis Texas folder. They even tell you HOW to cook it for fucks sake.
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06-29-2016, 01:09 PM	#2578
Sara Lieutenant General 5874 Rep 17,879 Posts Drives: A car Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Nola iTrader: (6)	Horse cocks really? Grow up!
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06-29-2016, 01:12 PM	#2580
Axius Banned 4208 Rep 216 Posts Drives: 612 Scaglietti Join Date: Sep 2015 Location: Watch Me NayNay iTrader: (0)	Who said anything about a horse cock?!
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06-29-2016, 01:15 PM	#2582
Verbiage Dismembered Member 3656 Rep 9,213 Posts Drives: F80 ZCP 6MT, R55 Clubman S 6MT Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: DMV iTrader: (6)	Shit I just saw the tags. I know which ones I added. Horse cock was not there a couple hours ago. __________________ My delivery experience and beach photoshoot here.
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bimmette YouTube.com/TvTara 6438 Rep 4,714 Posts Drives: like I stole it! (11 m3 E93) Join Date: Nov 2013 Location: Vancouver iTrader: (0)	I think it's a girl thing. I'll eat 4 hard boiled egg whites and just half of one yolk. __________________ Watch my DIY mods at: YouTube/TvTara Follow me on Instagram at: TvTara1
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Verbiage Dismembered Member 3656 Rep 9,213 Posts Drives: F80 ZCP 6MT, R55 Clubman S 6MT Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: DMV iTrader: (6)	Now we know which one you added. __________________ My delivery experience and beach photoshoot here.
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silvergray545 Skittles, OT OG 2353 Rep 649 Posts Drives: Lots of M cars Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Cleveland, OH iTrader: (1) Garage List 2016 BMW M3 ZCP [0.00] 2000 BMW M Roadster [0.00] 2004 BMW M3 [0.00] 2014 VW GLI [0.00]	This thread delivers. I'm sad I went to lunch. LOL
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