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      10-14-2015, 11:42 AM   #243
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When was the last time swat came to your house and disrespected your family?
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      10-14-2015, 12:20 PM   #244
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in 2001.
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      10-14-2015, 12:23 PM   #245
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      10-14-2015, 12:35 PM   #246
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Was 2001 the last time somebody narked you out?
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Also our E90 330 and 325 will soon have some sort of boost. So there is actually more of a chance to get more hp out of a 330 then a 335 in my opinion
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      10-14-2015, 12:38 PM   #247
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Was 2001 the last time somebody narked you out?
That was the last time he facilitated a sex act with a willing female participant. Although in her defense she was highly intoxicated.
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      10-14-2015, 12:40 PM   #248
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That was the last time he facilitated a sex act with a willing female participant. Although in her defense she was highly intoxicated.
as long as she was willing. That's consent to me.
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      10-14-2015, 02:25 PM   #249
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      10-14-2015, 02:47 PM   #250
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      10-14-2015, 04:19 PM   #251
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need more pics.
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Also our E90 330 and 325 will soon have some sort of boost. So there is actually more of a chance to get more hp out of a 330 then a 335 in my opinion
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      10-14-2015, 04:45 PM   #252
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ha... yeah, what were the top 10 signs a girl is into you again? Something like ...

1) smiles at you
2) eye contact
3) twirls her hair during conversation
4) touches your arm
5) gets jealous when you talk to other girls
6) texts you 10 times in a minute asking why you aren't responding??
7) shows up at your house at 3am
8) slashes your tires / keys your car
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11) shows you her butthole
Funny ass thread, i can't believe i've missed so much.
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      10-14-2015, 06:19 PM   #253
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Ha.. this is OT after all... where every thread ultimately degrades into a chit-chat-whore thread. Sorry OP, but you can't expect that anything can be taken serious here when you post. You knew the risk when you posted. Its jungle-ball rules in here baby. Anything you post can and will be held against you

EDIT: but you know we luv ya right?

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      10-14-2015, 09:38 PM   #254
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need more pics.
I think the said picture is way overdue here.
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      10-16-2015, 08:48 AM   #255
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There is no 'fighting' over her. You should be talking to her and trying to woo her. If she picks you then the roommate will fuck off himself. If she picks him then you can take a hint. If she dicks around you both then you both double team her.



see, the v8 guys get it.
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      10-17-2015, 09:00 PM   #256
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Good idea, I never thought of that lol.

Yeah to fight would be ridiculous because I live with the son of a bitch
I'm not kidding you. Considering he'll probably fuck anything with a hole, probably $200 or less will solve the problem and he doesn't even have to know she's a hooker.

Disclaimer: I do not know what market price for hookers are in DC metro area
Op drives m4. Thought it already comes with one in the trunk no?
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Call dibs or punch him in the junk
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      10-18-2015, 01:00 AM   #258
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UPDATE: l went to her place yesterday to pregame with some other friends and then went to a bar. Went out, had a pretty good time, than she throws a curveball. Long story short, I hooked up with this girl I just met at the bar, ditched the other girl who apparently isn't interested in me at all and just wants to be friends or some gay shit like that probably. The moral of the story is....
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      10-18-2015, 01:14 AM   #259
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UPDATE: l went to her place yesterday to pregame with some other friends and then went to a bar. Went out, had a pretty good time, than she throws a curveball. Long story short, I hooked up with this girl I just met at the bar, ditched the other girl who apparently isn't interested in me at all and just wants to be friends or some gay shit like that probably. The moral of the story is....
... Bros before hoes?

But yeah, basically if a chick is interested in you, she will make it clear. If she was not trying to contact you in the past couple weeks, she wasn't into you.

Thanks for the update.
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... Bros before hoes?

But yeah, basically if a chick is interested in you, she will make it clear. If she was not trying to contact you in the past couple weeks, she wasn't into you.

Thanks for the update.
yeah. It's stupid to fight over one girl when I go to a school where there are literally 20,000 other girls lol
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      10-18-2015, 08:52 AM   #261
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Good job OP. That's all I have to say.
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      10-18-2015, 09:41 AM   #262
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That's it! End of story and no more drama . Lol
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yeah. It's stupid to fight over one girl when I go to a school where there are literally 20,000 other girls lol
Yet it took you this long to pick up a drunk chick?! Congrats though.
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yeah. It's stupid to fight over one girl when I go to a school where there are literally 20,000 other girls lol
Yet it took you this long to pick up a drunk chick?! Congrats though.
OP doesn't know how women work if you read his thread from start to finish, so I'm not surprised
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