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      10-31-2015, 03:43 PM   #243
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I'm abroad and there's no Halloween here. Bimmette already posted.
I meant the titillating stuff.
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      10-31-2015, 03:44 PM   #244
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Bet you wanna met up the next time you're in FL now.

I asked any/all to meet up my last trip....don't remember any takers

I thought i affected more than that....
BP like froze up and wouldn't reload and i thought maybe i broke BP, or the internet.
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      10-31-2015, 03:45 PM   #245
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What do they say? I wanna know!



I knew we would end up as best friends for life
"K" is like you said in short Okay .....so

K

Over here they say (people) as far as I know that blonde Scandinavian girls/womens are the best in hot sex .
Hope this sounds not too creepy for you mama Anna , but that's what they say and also I think it's a fact .
Sorry Anna , but also this you could take as a compliment , because when a girl/woman says to me that I was good in bed with the sex (they always do) I really take it as a compliment .
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      10-31-2015, 03:45 PM   #246
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Ok, let's get this contest going!!!

Wonder Woman traded in the invisible jet for an invisible 335
Is that the EAS bldg?
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      10-31-2015, 03:48 PM   #248
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Ok, let's get this contest going!!!

Wonder Woman traded in the invisible jet for an invisible 335
Is that the EAS bldg?
No clue what you're referring to. I went behind some random warehouse building where no one could see me take a pic of myself
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      10-31-2015, 03:50 PM   #249
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Ok, i'm not responsible for anyone throwing tomatoes and rotten produce at their monitor. If no one else, I know Belgium will like it.

This is me dressed up as Lups fetching milk. (Sorry, didn't have any heals in the house that fit. And i had just thrown out my cut offs that were that short. )




I'm sorry there isn't an "Unappreciate" button. Maybe after this post BP will add one.
Hell no bro !
Only nice pussy for me , no homo here !
Of course I appreciate your pic but that's about it , but if you could post a pic of your GF/wife that would look better to me ....
Thanks for sharing ...
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      10-31-2015, 03:54 PM   #250
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To all on here......
Working on my costume and will post it later today !
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      10-31-2015, 03:55 PM   #251
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Working on my costume and will post it later today !
Yay!!!!!!!
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      10-31-2015, 03:57 PM   #252
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Hell no bro !
Only nice pussy for me , no homo here !
Of course I appreciate your pic but that's about it , but if you could post a pic of your GF/wife that would look better to me ....
Thanks for sharing ...
Dude I'm quite sure that shot is the closest thing you'll ever going to get at this forum. Just say thanks and count is as scoring.
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How would you know this? Did mommy catch you jerking off to some Big Foot porn ?

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Yay!!!!!!!
Wait and seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee........................ !
I'm sure the 50 bucks from the she/he C5 is for me , sorry Wonder Woman .
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No clue what you're referring to. I went behind some random warehouse building where no one could see me take a pic of myself

You're lucky, you could've been questioned by an overzealous security patrol.
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You're lucky, you could've been questioned by an overzealous security patrol.
Frisked roughly?
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Yay!!!!!!!
bimmette

First "I" had to learn how "I" could fly and it was no joke with my fear of heights !
So here I am in my Halloween costume...

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Frisked roughly?
Might not be a good idea, all Chinese women know kung-fu.
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Might not be a good idea, all Chinese women know kung-fu.
Exactly my friend !
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Is it too late to enter my costume...?
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Ok, i'm not responsible for anyone throwing tomatoes and rotten produce at their monitor. If no one else, I know Belgium will like it.

This is me dressed up as Lups fetching milk. (Sorry, didn't have any heals in the house that fit. And i had just thrown out my cut offs that were that short. )




I'm sorry there isn't an "Unappreciate" button. Maybe after this post BP will add one.
Mr Tonka wins...
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Is it too late to enter my costume...?
Whoaw!
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Yay!!!!!!!
bimmette

First "I" had to learn how "I" could fly and it was no joke with my fear of heights !
So here I am in my Halloween costume...

Awww, I've already seen that video. You have no costume? I'm sad now.
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Mr Tonka wins...
I keep scrolling up to laugh at that shot again and again, ive laughed so damn much at that my tummy hurts.
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