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      05-23-2020, 07:41 AM   #26753
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This brings me back to a few months ago, about an hour before closing this guy in his 60s crashed into 2 RR Wraiths and missed a third by inches from the look of the skid marks. He had a buddy with him in a convertible Mustang and decided to show off and peel out in front of the dealership but he obviously didn't see a small bump right right front of him and speared off onto the lot and smashed the first one dead center of the driver door, clipped the second's front bumper pretty good, just missed the third and ran over a handicap parking pole. I went over to look and went away laughing with my coworkers saying he was lucky they had all the "cheap cars" out front. We were all debating whether he was on the phone with his lawyer, insurance or wife
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None of the above, usually kitchen utensils.
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Rolling pins too?
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