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      11-26-2015, 12:30 PM   #2729
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I thought maybe a sad event like our friend Billyup getting banned caused you to start drinking.
I try not to let my emotions dictate my drinking, because then I'd turn into some kind of alcoholic, and that's bad mmkay.


I did see him hiding in the clothes rack at Target the other day, not sure what that was all about. I think he's the one who's drinking too much.
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      11-26-2015, 03:31 PM   #2730
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I visit GA often....why do you ask??
Just curious, i didn't know you two were chumming around. Lol

Does he drink to forget?
No - I lurk IRL with many of my internet friends....

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      11-26-2015, 07:27 PM   #2731
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I'd fck Biorin, she seems wild, adventurous,sexy.

I'd marry Bimmette, she's organized, self starter,ambitious, cute.

Kill Sara, I couldn't afford her.
Doubtful. I think once you had a one nighter with Biorin, you'd slap a ring on that finger and keep her around.



I'm not one for needless killing, but if forced, i'd kill LannyLove

I'd have a one nighter with Bimmette so that i would know the difference between a real Asian woman and that halfer Biorin that i'd marry. Although, with Biorin's affinity for Bimmette, she'd probably rather me marry her before having the one nighter with Bimmette. Plus, knowing that Biorin is Bimmette's perfect guy, my odds of a 3 way are pretty darn good.

I was going to pick Lups to marry, but i'm not sure i could hold up to the daily sparring. And that doesn't include all the fighting over the driver's seat. Since that wouldn't end well, we'd likely have to drive separate everywhere which would get annoying.
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      11-26-2015, 07:49 PM   #2732
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      11-26-2015, 07:51 PM   #2733
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I plan on 5, but with the booze and beer shits tomorrow should be down 2.
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      11-26-2015, 08:05 PM   #2734
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Doubtful. I think once you had a one nighter with Biorin, you'd slap a ring on that finger and keep her around.



I'm not one for needless killing, but if forced, i'd kill LannyLove

I'd have a one nighter with Bimmette so that i would know the difference between a real Asian woman and that halfer Biorin that i'd marry. Although, with Biorin's affinity for Bimmette, she'd probably rather me marry her before having the one nighter with Bimmette. Plus, knowing that Biorin is Bimmette's perfect guy, my odds of a 3 way are pretty darn good.

I was going to pick Lups to marry, but i'm not sure i could hold up to the daily sparing. And that doesn't include all the fighting over the driver's seat. Since that wouldn't end well, we'd likely have to drive separate everywhere which would get annoying.
Biorin has you wrapped around her finger.

Since you two are hybrids, do you get white kids, Asian kids, mixed kids or all of the above?
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      11-26-2015, 08:09 PM   #2735
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Out of all the people you could have killed, I guess I should be flattered.

I would be a good choice though because I am pretty much a nobody. Just some random name hiding from people on different forums.


FICO scores are overrated. Ask a couple of people trying to lease their M3s on here. Nearly a dozen different people have been rejected from BMWFS during a lease transfer. One YMB M3 had 9 rejections IIRC and then a AY M3 just had his first one.



Sugarskulls got banned? I know a lot of people gave him crap, but when I spoke with him via PM he seemed like a pretty stand up and respectable person.


Lists/requirements for a mate are always interesting to read. I remember my wife's friend said that she didn't want to even go on a date with this guy because he is so short. Years later, they are happily married with kids now, haha.

Confidence in one's self is always key. When someone has confidence, they are less prone to be insecure. Insecurity is the root of many evils for relationships. Now just how does one ask a question to test insecurity on the first couple of dates, haha

...because she still haven't seen your huge money market/investment statements yet.
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      11-26-2015, 08:10 PM   #2736
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I'd fck Biorin, she seems wild, adventurous,sexy.

I'd marry Bimmette, she's organized, self starter,ambitious, cute.

Kill Sara, I couldn't afford her.
Doubtful. I think once you had a one nighter with Biorin, you'd slap a ring on that finger and keep her around.



I'm not one for needless killing, but if forced, i'd kill LannyLove

I'd have a one nighter with Bimmette so that i would know the difference between a real Asian woman and that halfer Biorin that i'd marry. Although, with Biorin's affinity for Bimmette, she'd probably rather me marry her before having the one nighter with Bimmette. Plus, knowing that Biorin is Bimmette's perfect guy, my odds of a 3 way are pretty darn good.

I was going to pick Lups to marry, but i'm not sure i could hold up to the daily sparing. And that doesn't include all the fighting over the driver's seat. Since that wouldn't end well, we'd likely have to drive separate everywhere which would get annoying.
Wow, that was quite a profound analysis.
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      11-26-2015, 08:10 PM   #2737
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Biorin has you wrapped around her finger.

Since you two are hybrids, do you get white kids, Asian kids, mixed kids or all of the above?
Uhh... it's the other way round. SHE'S wrapped around my finger. You could do it too though. Just post an ass pic and she's done. haha

I'd assume they'd be all kinds of mixed up, but that's on her. I ain't no hybrid.
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      11-26-2015, 08:12 PM   #2738
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Wow, that was quite a profound analysis.
Playing those odds.
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How many pounds did you gain today?
None. I had a turkey sub from subway for lunch. Was gonna have the other half for dinner but I just realized I forgot it at work
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      11-26-2015, 10:00 PM   #2740
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None. I had a turkey sub from subway for lunch. Was gonna have the other half for dinner but I just realized I forgot it at work


Not having Turkey and dressing today is just un-American....

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      11-26-2015, 10:21 PM   #2742
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Biorin has you wrapped around her finger.

Since you two are hybrids, do you get white kids, Asian kids, mixed kids or all of the above?
Uhh... it's the other way round. SHE'S wrapped around my finger. You could do it too though. Just post an ass pic and she's done. haha

I'd assume they'd be all kinds of mixed up, but that's on her. I ain't no hybrid.
Well now that I have multiple ass pics to choose from, you're going to have to try a little bit harder to wife me up.
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      11-26-2015, 10:53 PM   #2743
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None. I had a turkey sub from subway for lunch. Was gonna have the other half for dinner but I just realized I forgot it at work
Shitty deal!!! I hate when I forget my food at work 👎👎
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Well now that I have multiple ass pics to choose from, you're going to have to try a little bit harder to wife me up.
Are you saying want some full frontal action?
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Well now that I have multiple ass pics to choose from, you're going to have to try a little bit harder to wife me up.
F marry kill... Axius, Mr Tonka and Abescue.

Bimmette, mama lups, please join in.
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Well now that I have multiple ass pics to choose from, you're going to have to try a little bit harder to wife me up.
F marry kill... Axius, Mr Tonka and Abescue.

Bimmette, mama lups, please join in.


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Well now that I have multiple ass pics to choose from, you're going to have to try a little bit harder to wife me up.
F marry kill... Axius, Mr Tonka and Abescue.

Bimmette, mama lups, please join in.


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I have to kill you for your bad spelling
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Well now that I have multiple ass pics to choose from, you're going to have to try a little bit harder to wife me up.
Are you saying want some full frontal action?
We won't stop you
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F marry kill... Axius, Mr Tonka and Abescue.

Bimmette, mama lups, please join in.


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F marry kill... Axius, Mr Tonka and Abescue.

Bimmette, mama lups, please join in.
Mmmm this is a bit dirty for me.
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