LOL Pic Thread (NO POLITICS)

hubbahubba · 09-04-2020, 01:01 PM

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rwheels · 09-04-2020, 03:43 PM

Karen calls cops on black kids

F30lolz · 09-04-2020, 03:45 PM

A

kscarrol · 09-04-2020, 03:51 PM

^^ So true!! I have the misfortune of teaching my finance course this afternoon at 3:15. I will be giving unannounced bonus points for those in attendance. Friday afternoon before a three day weekend...

Ickdeep · 09-04-2020, 03:59 PM

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rwheels · 09-04-2020, 04:43 PM

Food for thought.

F30lolz · 09-04-2020, 05:13 PM

What part of wrong number did this clown not understand? Got this text today. Chime in as to what else I should reply with...

unluky · 09-04-2020, 05:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by F30lolz

What part of wrong number did this clown not understand? Got this text today. Chime in as to what else I should reply with...

I literally can never understand how any red blooded male can let a wrong number text go with a "wrong number" reply.

It's like folding a royal flush to me.

I once kept one going over a long Memorial Day weekend until about 11 am on Monday morning. My GF says I am crazy, but then she will ask to read them and laugh the whole time.

Those are nuggets from heaven.

iminhell1 · 09-04-2020, 05:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by F30lolz

What part of wrong number did this clown not understand? Got this text today. Chime in as to what else I should reply with...

"I am familiar with him.
Are you also part of the class-action lawsuit against him?"

Murf993 · 09-04-2020, 05:53 PM

Gwyneth Paltrow's team smelled her vagina to make sure the candle was authentic.....I'll just leave this here for y'all to jump on....

https://torontosun.com/entertainment...-9cbe05a8b0c2/

F30lolz · 09-04-2020, 05:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by unluky

I literally can never understand how any red blooded male can let a wrong number text go with a "wrong number" reply.

It's like folding a royal flush to me.

I once kept one going over a long Memorial Day weekend until about 11 am on Monday morning. My GF says I am crazy, but then she will ask to read them and laugh the whole time.

Those are nuggets from heaven.

I’d rather waste my time entertaining you guys In OT than some clown in Miami

KRS_SN · 09-04-2020, 06:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Murf993

Gwyneth Paltrow's team smelled her vagina to make sure the candle was authentic.....I'll just leave this here for y'all to jump on....

https://torontosun.com/entertainment...-9cbe05a8b0c2/

yeah I would have no hesitation to jump on that grade a vagina

upstatedoc · 09-04-2020, 06:50 PM

i'd take one for the team

Murf993 · 09-04-2020, 07:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by upstatedoc

i'd take one for the team

I respect your sacrifice.

1MOREMOD · 09-04-2020, 07:58 PM

Dirty bastards

dreamingat30fps · 09-05-2020, 12:55 AM

wcr3d · 09-05-2020, 02:55 PM

4:20

KRS_SN · 09-05-2020, 05:51 PM

a

MKSixer · 09-05-2020, 09:43 PM

Progress?

Dpc2u · 09-05-2020, 10:41 PM

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Dpc2u · 09-05-2020, 10:43 PM

..

KRS_SN · 09-06-2020, 06:35 AM

*Consulting Humour*

Last Friday, I took a guest to Sagar Ratna Restaurant. I noticed that the waiter had a spoon in his shirt pocket.

I looked around and saw all the waiters had spoons in their pockets.

When the waiter came I inquired, "Why do you place the spoon in your pocket?"

He explained, "The boss hired Accenture Consulting to reengineer our processes. They discovered the spoon was the most frequently dropped utensil. Approximately 3 spoons per table per hour are dropped. If our staff carry spoons, we can reduce the number of trips back to the kitchen and save 15 man-hours per shift."

As luck would have it, I dropped my spoon and he replaced it with his spare one.

"I'll get another spoon next time I go to the kitchen instead of making an extra trip to get it right now."

I was impressed. I also noticed that there was a string hanging out of the Indian waiter's zip. Looking around, I saw that all of the Indian waiters had the same string hanging from their zips. I asked the waiter, "Excuse me, can you tell me why you have that string there?"

Then the Indian waiter lowered his voice. "Not everyone is so observant. Accenture also suggested we can save time in the restroom. By tying this string to the tip of our manhood, we can pull it out without touching it and eliminate the need to wash our hands, shortening the time spent in the restroom by 45%."

I asked quietly, "After you get it out, how do you put it back?"

He whispered, "Accenture didn't mention that in report, so, _We use the spoon_."

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09-04-2020, 05:53 PM	#27972
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09-06-2020, 06:35 AM	#27984
KRS_SN Major General 14889 Rep 5,635 Posts Drives: IX,G07 Join Date: Oct 2018 Location: Glasgow iTrader: (0) Garage List 2020 X7 [10.00] X5 [9.25] IX [8.67]	Consulting Humour Last Friday, I took a guest to Sagar Ratna Restaurant. I noticed that the waiter had a spoon in his shirt pocket. I looked around and saw all the waiters had spoons in their pockets. When the waiter came I inquired, "Why do you place the spoon in your pocket?" He explained, "The boss hired Accenture Consulting to reengineer our processes. They discovered the spoon was the most frequently dropped utensil. Approximately 3 spoons per table per hour are dropped. If our staff carry spoons, we can reduce the number of trips back to the kitchen and save 15 man-hours per shift." As luck would have it, I dropped my spoon and he replaced it with his spare one. "I'll get another spoon next time I go to the kitchen instead of making an extra trip to get it right now." I was impressed. I also noticed that there was a string hanging out of the Indian waiter's zip. Looking around, I saw that all of the Indian waiters had the same string hanging from their zips. I asked the waiter, "Excuse me, can you tell me why you have that string there?" Then the Indian waiter lowered his voice. "Not everyone is so observant. Accenture also suggested we can save time in the restroom. By tying this string to the tip of our manhood, we can pull it out without touching it and eliminate the need to wash our hands, shortening the time spent in the restroom by 45%." I asked quietly, "After you get it out, how do you put it back?" He whispered, "Accenture didn't mention that in report, so, _We use the spoon_."
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