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      12-17-2019, 11:18 PM   #2795
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It would make our secret service budget go down markedly as we would only need one or two girl scout troops to defend against threats from the northern border.
UncleWede - based on the above, I'm now offering you MK's house and stuff if you both vote for me for President in 2020 AND I also happen to become President.

MK will understand. Or I'll send the Canadian air cadets to remove him from his home.
I'm in but you need to convert shoei too, since he's getting MK's daughter's stuff

Wait this place with stuff is warm, right? And not Canadian warm, eh
By Canadian Air Cadets, you mean the entire force, right?

Just trying to figure out if we're feeding the entire Canadian Air Force, do I need to set out a placemat for 4 people or 5?
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Ahhhhhh. You weren't here in the wild days of attempting to out perform each other in gross pictures. I won. Unlimited access to medical data = Winning!! Do you still love me?
For now, yes. But you're pushing it. Maybe you can post links instead with warnings in the future? That was nasty.....
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      12-18-2019, 07:31 AM   #2797
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I could not exit out of the app fast enough when I saw it.

I was afraid to reopen the forum fearing it would go right back to that page.
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      12-18-2019, 08:09 AM   #2798
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UncleWede - based on the above, I'm now offering you MK's house and stuff if you both vote for me for President in 2020 AND I also happen to become President.

MK will understand. Or I'll send the Canadian air cadets to remove him from his home.
I just looked up Canadian Air Cadets...pictures of the common house fly came up. I admire your country using alternative means of national defense. My swatter is ready.

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I'm in but you need to convert shoei too, since he's getting MK's daughter's stuff

Wait this place with stuff is warm, right? And not Canadian warm, eh
Wait wut?!?!!

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By Canadian Air Cadets, you mean the entire force, right?

Just trying to figure out if we're feeding the entire Canadian Air Force, do I need to set out a placemat for 4 people or 5?
Noooooooo!!! Set out some potato salad. Flies love potato salad. You'll have the entire Canadian Cadet Air Corps at your home in moments!

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For now, yes. But you're pushing it. Maybe you can post links instead with warnings in the future? That was nasty.....
That ruins the surprise. I'm sorry you were caught up in it but it needed to be done. The rogue elements needed to be handled.
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I could not exit out of the app fast enough when I saw it.

I was afraid to reopen the forum fearing it would go right back to that page.
I'm sorry that you missed the opportunity to increase your medical knowledge. Did you notice the dead skin that needs to be debrided? There is a big flake near the great toe that needs to be removed. The skin...not the great toe.

And while we're speaking of amputations...would you like to see a little diabetic foot to start your day?
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      12-18-2019, 08:17 AM   #2800
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I'm sorry that you missed the opportunity to increase your medical knowledge. Did you notice the dead skin that needs to be debrided? There is a big flake near the great toe that needs to be removed. The skin...not the great toe.

And while we're speaking of amputations...would you like to see a little diabetic foot to start your day?
Who are you and what did you do with MK? I think you've been spending too much time in the politics forum.
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I'm pretty sure I'm back to being a boob man...
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      12-18-2019, 09:29 AM   #2802
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Who are you and what did you do with MK? I think you've been spending too much time in the politics forum.
Which is why I'm here to have fun and spread joy!!!
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I'm in but you need to convert shoei too, since he's getting MK's daughter's stuff

Wait this place with stuff is warm, right? And not Canadian warm, eh
Extremely warm. Markedly different from where MKSixer will be relocated to. Which is an igloo somewhere north of Nome, Alaska, with a survival book, matches, a knife, and some string to make traps with. And a videographer who will be documenting his attempts to survive. I anticipate it to become the most watched reality TV show in history.

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By Canadian Air Cadets, you mean the entire force, right?

Just trying to figure out if we're feeding the entire Canadian Air Force, do I need to set out a placemat for 4 people or 5?
Well, I was thinking it would only take one cadet to remove MK - that's how much esteem I have for the resistance I think he's capable of putting up. I had no idea you held him in such esteem and respect that you thought it would take more than one? Do you loooooovvveeee him? MK and Shoei, sitting in a tree...K I S S I N G....lol



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I just looked up Canadian Air Cadets...pictures of the common house fly came up. I admire your country using alternative means of national defense. My swatter is ready.
We're very concerned about our carbon footprint. Hence all our taxes on carbon. Ignore the fact that we have all those trees and what they do to carbon - that's trivial. A tax is where the solution is. Thanks Turdeau.
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I'm pretty sure I'm back to being a boob man...
Are you sure? I mean, your avatar suggests the arms have it slightly in favour over the boobs by 4 to 3. I'm not precisely certain yet what you find so attractive about arms, but like that foot fetish guy, I'm not one to judge.
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Are you sure? I mean, your avatar suggests the arms have it slightly in favour over the boobs by 4 to 3. I'm not precisely certain yet what you find so attractive about arms, but like that foot fetish guy, I'm not one to judge.
More arms for stroking my junk & fondling my balls at same time
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More arms for stroking my junk & fondling my balls at same time
See? I knew you weren't sure about being a boob man. You are an arm man.

Myself, I'm more like Kramer, I'm an ass man. At times that sentence also describes me perfectly well without the last word too.
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See? I knew you weren't sure about being a boob man. You are an arm man.

Myself, I'm more like Kramer, I'm an ass man. At times that sentence also describes me perfectly well without the last word too.
I'm definitely an ass...hole...
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Who are you and what did you do with MK? I think you've been spending too much time in the politics forum.
Which is why I'm here to have fun and spread joy!!!
Yeah last time you decided you wanted to spread joy, the antibiotics took awhile to kick in to combat the clap...

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Yeah last time you decided you wanted to spread joy, the antibiotics took awhile to kick in to combat the clap...

Still not as bad as the stuff you got in jail. I forget, were you pitching or catching?

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Yeah last time you decided you wanted to spread joy, the antibiotics took awhile to kick in to combat the clap...

Still not as bad as the stuff you got in jail. I forget, were you pitching or catching?

You were catching, I was pitching... Geez guy, how bad is the dementia? Cuz this is the incident I was talking about when you wanted to spread joy... The time we were cellies and you were my bish...

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I’m just posting to help get that nasty pic off the latest/current page
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Does this mean you want something different?
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