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      10-13-2020, 05:09 PM   #28535
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I feel like his blunder was doing it on the altar of a church. He was asking to get caught.
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Very true.
That was intentional. The freak show on the right with the bad eyebrows etc posted online that she was traveling to NOLA to “defile a house of God.” She is apparently some sort of amateur porn star/dominatrix...
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That was intentional. The freak show on the right with the bad eyebrows etc posted online that she was traveling to NOLA to “defile a house of God.” She is apparently some sort of amateur porn star/dominatrix...
So is she hoping to go "Pro"? Asking for a friend.
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      10-13-2020, 05:49 PM   #28538
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So is she hoping to go "Pro"? Asking for a friend.
Well she is holey! Did I misspell that?
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The former Anglo keeps the religious theme going... well played!
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Since you took the high road and withheld pictures, I'll take the low road...

I guess when you're a priest you can't be too picky but not even with Gary Larson's 11 ft pole! These women are not attractive and check out the the one on the right... BYOP (Bring Your Own Penicillin) party right there.
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Since you took the high road and withheld pictures, I'll take the low road...

I guess when you're a priest you can't be too picky but not even with Gary Larson's 11 ft pole! These women are not attractive and check out the the one on the right... BYOP (Bring Your Own Penicillin) party right there.
This is how low my expectations have sunken... I'm happy they are grown-ass women and not young-ass boys. Keep on keepin on if you are consenting adults.
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I was thinking the one on the right seems at least 1/3 Vulcan. They are some freaks, right 1MOREMOD
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They look like the wives of Larry, Darryl and his other brother Darryl.
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That looks cool. But man, it would be hard to shift AND control the weapon systems at the same time!
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That looks cool. But man, it would be hard to shift AND control the weapon systems at the same time!
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They look like the wives of Larry, Darryl and his other brother Darryl.
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