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      02-09-2015, 05:42 PM   #265
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LMAO I was just stirring the pot... She's cute and all, but I wouldn't go for her.
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      02-09-2015, 05:47 PM   #266
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I would give you more credit if you did the work yourself.


Anybody that doesn't do their own work is plagiarizing, and therefor, your submissions are invalid.



*I secretly enjoyed your post Mr Prena*
Since we do not have squishy to run this thread, I will do my best just to fill in some of the gap.


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LMAO I was just stirring the pot... She's cute and all, but I wouldn't go for her.
LOL. if you did not post that , this Off-topic thread would have been dead this week.
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      02-09-2015, 11:28 PM   #267
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Alright, this took me about 5 weeks, so fuck off if you don't like it.
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      02-10-2015, 03:04 AM   #268
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Alright, this took me about 5 weeks, so fuck off if you don't like it.
So... I assume the picture on the right (stick figure) are cousins?
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      02-10-2015, 07:35 AM   #269
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That's O/T on a crazy acid trip
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I think you nailed the "entirely different ride" on the lawn tractor that Joe was referring to. I feel like this is exactly what he meant. And you were very generous to him as well...just like he asked.

I cannot tell though...is that a strap on that she's wearing?

You're too much of a nice guy...you should come back to Canada.
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Shouldn't the tractor's wheels be yellow if it's a John Deere? It's completely inaccurate as is
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Nef, and you smooth on top too? Or am I all alone with the neice
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MOTHERF***ER LMAO... I like cowgirl better; I get to see titt-ehs bouncing ... But not my cousin you sick puppy! I was just stirring the pot.
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      02-10-2015, 06:58 PM   #274
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Wait what?! Who's doing who's cousin and could someone do mine too? I feel like she could use it and we apparently have a family function on the way...
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How would you know this? Did mommy catch you jerking off to some Big Foot porn ?
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      02-10-2015, 07:11 PM   #275
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Wait what?! Who's doing who's cousin and could someone do mine too? I feel like she could use it and we apparently have a family function on the way...
This, then this (although I was trolling... I saw the slogan and I JUST HAD TO say something).

Hey, it's been since July. As long as she's not into S&M, round 'er up.
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This, then this (although I was trolling... I saw the slogan and I JUST HAD TO say something).

Hey, it's been since July. As long as she's not into S&M, round 'er up.
I need to start hanging out in that segment more, the bet the F8x generation has yo offer is us counting down to our condoms expiration date!
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Wait what?! Who's doing who's cousin and could someone do mine too? I feel like she could use it and we apparently have a family function on the way...
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This, then this (although I was trolling... I saw the slogan and I JUST HAD TO say something).

Hey, it's been since July. As long as she's not into S&M, round 'er up.
Nefarious is into pics though, so you'll have to post one of the cousin before Nef gets real interested. Sorry to say.
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Nefarious is into pics though, so you'll have to post one of the cousin before Nef gets real interested. Sorry to say.
I actually googled her just now. I think were beyond help. I've seen So M4's that are less orange than she is. Game over.
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As long as she's not Oompa Loompa we're fine... Plus with LA's plastic bag ban I got plenty of brown paper bags .
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As long as she's not Oompa Loompa we're fine... Plus with LA's plastic bag ban I got plenty of brown paper bags .
Just turn the lights out, I would think it solves the butter-face problem every time. I've not had to do that myself since the 9s and 10s I used to get before I settled down with the one I fell I love with just had to be seen. This way no plastic bag necessary. If lights need to be on just keep her head face down and enjoy her well-kept hair and the nice shape of her back . Save the other side for the lights-out times.
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Nefarious is into pics though, so you'll have to post one of the cousin before Nef gets real interested. Sorry to say.
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I actually googled her just now. I think were beyond help. I've seen So M4's that are less orange than she is. Game over.
Does she like have an instagram or something - you know, for quality assurances purposes?
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I think you nailed the "entirely different ride" on the lawn tractor that Joe was referring to. I feel like this is exactly what he meant. And you were very generous to him as well...just like he asked.

I cannot tell though...is that a strap on that she's wearing?

You're too much of a nice guy...you should come back to Canada.
I take care of those who deserve. Tonka is a good guy, he deserves some valiance and valor in his portrayal.

It is. I don't know what cousins do to each other, so I had to go with the first logical thing that popped up (heh) in my head.

I only visit Canada. Too cold, and the girls tell me I talk funny for a Canadian, and I don't like that.


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Shouldn't the tractor's wheels be yellow if it's a John Deere? It's completely inaccurate as is
Look out everyone, we have a damn art major over here. Please tell me how accurate Van Goh was!
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Look out everyone, we have a damn art major over here. Please tell me how accurate Van Goh was!
Van Gogh went for the Caterpillar instead of the JD

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Alright, this took me about 5 weeks, so fuck off if you don't like it.
Sub-par, at best...

I'll teach you a thing or two, if you ask nicely
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Sub-par, at best...

I'll teach you a thing or two, if you ask nicely
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