[EALm4]

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[squidlyboy]

Originally Posted by WuTang

UPDATE: l went to her place yesterday to pregame with some other friends and then went to a bar. Went out, had a pretty good time, than she throws a curveball. Long story short, I hooked up with this girl I just met at the bar, ditched the other girl who apparently isn't interested in me at all and just wants to be friends or some gay shit like that probably. The moral of the story is....

Your ending reminded me of the ending of '500 Days of Summer' - all it took to shake her was meeting the Minka Kelly character in the end scene. Well, Hellllloooooo there ..

Originally Posted by WuTang

yeah. It's stupid to fight over one girl when I go to a school where there are literally 20,000 other girls lol

+1 Amen brutha - don't know why some guys get fixated on one girl they can't have when there are a ton of Minka Kelly's walking past you every day, especially on a college campus. Carry on!

[WuTang]

I'll post pics for you guys after my exam on Tuesday.

[AW335TT]

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[squidlyboy]

haha... those are the rough lookin chicks from the HOOD that hang out at the DQ after school. Stay outta the DEEP baby - no sunlight'll do that to ya..

[M.A.R.C.]

I wasn't about to read 13 pages of this thread but just in case someone hasn't said it yet... just Roshambo him for her

[EALm4]

Originally Posted by WuTang

I'll post pics for you guys after my exam on Tuesday.

You go to UMD?

Originally Posted by EALm4

You go to UMD?

Your posts are so funny. Quality forum right here.

[fravel]

Originally Posted by Mr.SugarSkulls

OP doesn't know how women work if you read his thread from start to finish, so I'm not surprised

To be fair, no one knows how women work.

[bimmette]

Originally Posted by fravel

To be fair, no one knows how women work.

I do.

[F30lolz]

OP, its Tuesday. Have you taken your exam yet?

[1MOREMOD]

Originally Posted by fravel

To be fair, no one knows how women work.

Post of the day, they don't even. Irrationality is hard to nail down.

[fravel]

Originally Posted by bimmette

I do.

[csu87]

So at the end of the day, OP realized he drives a brand new M4 and banged a skank at a bar.

Makes sense.

Also, $100 says his roommate tagged it and thats why she only wants to be "Friends" with this guy.

[WuTang]

Originally Posted by csu87

So at the end of the day, OP realized he drives a brand new M4 and banged a skank at a bar.

Makes sense.

Also, $100 says his roommate tagged it and thats why she only wants to be "Friends" with this guy.

Have you joined the thread late? I have a post-smash pic from my bed somewhere around page 10-12

[csu87]

Originally Posted by WuTang

Have you joined the thread late? I have a post-smash pic from my bed somewhere around page 10-12

too many pages to read.

but if thats the case, then im guessing it wasnt good enough then or the roommate smashed it after you, and he was better.

[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by fravel

To be fair, no one knows how women work.

In bed I do .

[MrPrena]

Originally Posted by EALm4

You go to UMD?

That is my guess. Tortoises or Terps (whatever the giant slow ass turtle is)...
Slowly, and slowly, you show progress...

[Axius]

Originally Posted by WuTang

Have you joined the thread late? I have a post-smash pic from my bed somewhere around page 10-12

There's no validity to it though. Until you can have her take a picture with a shoe on her head, it's still just some picture scraped from the internet of the back of some rando's head.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by fravel

To be fair, no one knows how women work.

I understand Lups, Bimmette, Biorin, Ra, and C5Driver.

[EALm4]

Originally Posted by Axius

There's no validity to it though. Until you can have her take a picture with a shoe on her head, it's still just some picture scraped from the internet of the back of some rando's head.

Found her

[F30lolz]

Originally Posted by Axius

I understand Lups, Bimmette, Biorin, Ra, and C5Driver.

Lups is a 58 yr old male who looks like UncleWede , only more sloppy.