Ban the person above you

upstatedoc · 02-24-2015, 04:18 PM

^^ Uh, mr Tonka was banned for that

Whostheboss · 02-24-2015, 04:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Billup

Touche. I ban you. Not sure why. I like you, so it doesn't make sense, but it feels so right. It feels so good...., mmmmmm...., can you feel that...., that's nice isn't it?

weirdo

Quote:

Originally Posted by Billup

Banned because a knife is not a weapon, but rather a multi use cutting utensil. A gun is a weapon. What rock did you grow up under?

Banned for not knowing that weaponry is one of the multi uses of a knife.

Samurai of 2day · 02-24-2015, 07:54 PM

^ Banned for not acknowledging that the only true purpose of the knife is to be used as weapon.

Every other use is just sharpening the knife to be used as a weapon.

... I thought every ninja knew this...

DemolitionJim · 02-25-2015, 12:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Billup

Banned because a knife is not a weapon, but rather a multi use cutting utensil. A gun is a weapon. What rock did you grow up under?

lmao i grew up under a shitty moss covered rock in america's armpit.

NEFARIOUS · 02-25-2015, 01:40 AM

Banned for growing up under a rock when the housing shortage isn't that bad.

Billup · 02-25-2015, 07:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Whostheboss

Banned for not knowing that weaponry is one of the multi uses of a knife.

Banned because you are right. I did technically use it to kill this spider that was waiting for me to go to sleep the other night.

Whostheboss · 02-25-2015, 08:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Samurai of 2day

^ Banned for not acknowledging that the only true purpose of the knife is to be used as weapon.

Every other use is just sharpening the knife to be used as a weapon.

... I thought every ninja knew this...

Quote:

Originally Posted by DemolitionJim

lmao i grew up under a shitty moss covered rock in america's armpit.

Quote:

Originally Posted by NEFARIOUS

Banned for growing up under a rock when the housing shortage isn't that bad.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Billup

Banned because you are right. I did technically use it to kill this spider that was waiting for me to go to sleep the other night.

YOU'RE ALL BANNED!

KingOfJericho · 02-25-2015, 09:11 AM

Banned for not giving a reason for banning.

Billup · 02-25-2015, 09:34 AM

You are all banned, because you are all literally trying to get me banned.

Back to re-evaluating all our friendships.

MMMCOOKIES55 · 02-25-2015, 09:38 AM

^^ Banning for not swinging by my work yesterday and getting a beer... lame

Billup · 02-25-2015, 09:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MMMCOOKIES335...

^^ Banning for not swinging by my work yesterday and getting a beer... lame

Mmmm, I ended up heading to Rocky Mount. How late do you work during the week?

NEFARIOUS · 02-25-2015, 10:43 AM

Banned for side-talking instead of striking the ban hammer.

MMMCOOKIES55 · 02-25-2015, 10:49 AM

^^Banned for not realizing how important Beer 30 is.

5:30 usually.

NEFARIOUS · 02-25-2015, 10:58 AM

Banned for assuming I don't care about beer, when I take my brews seriously. It's about the principle of the thread.

MMMCOOKIES55 · 02-25-2015, 11:25 AM

^^banned for caring too much

Whostheboss · 02-25-2015, 01:30 PM

Banned for having your car specs in your signature. That's old school.

Billup · 02-25-2015, 01:35 PM

Yeah I agree, what is this the 6th grade? On with the ban.

954Stealth · 02-25-2015, 02:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Billup

Yeah I agree, what is this the 6th grade? On with the ban.

Banned for calling 6th grade old school. That's young school

And anyone who doesn't appreciate old school is also banned

UncleWede · 02-25-2015, 07:06 PM

banned for being whipper-snappers, the whole lot of you!

Samurai of 2day · 02-25-2015, 07:33 PM

^ Banned for snapping the whip on the youngstas.

They don't get hit... they get "time outs".

UncleWede · 02-26-2015, 04:58 PM

^ Banned for wanting to spare the rod and spoil the child.

I had a couple in a restaurant applaud me for giving my son a quick snap when he was misbehaving. I didn't have to do it very often.

Samurai of 2day · 02-26-2015, 05:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by UncleWede

^ Banned for wanting to spare the rod and spoil the child.

I had a couple in a restaurant applaud me for giving my son a quick snap when he was misbehaving. I didn't have to do it very often.

I applaud you teaching your child about discipline and respect. More parents need to take a page from your book.

Banned for using "rod" and "child" in the same sentence... I am familiar with how your imagination gets the best of you, Uncle...

02-24-2015, 04:18 PM	#265
upstatedoc I'll get back to you 7535 Rep 2,132 Posts Drives: blue streak Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: not downstate iTrader: (2)	^^ Uh, mr Tonka was banned for that __________________ 2018 Stinger GT 2009 E90 N51 /Active Autowerke Stage 2 tune/BMW Performance Exhaust/ Countermeasure enthusiast.
	Appreciate 0

02-24-2015, 07:54 PM	#267
Samurai of 2day Major 2317 Rep 1,260 Posts Drives: '22 X6M/'21 S1Krr Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: Everywhere and Nowhere iTrader: (0)	^ Banned for not acknowledging that the only true purpose of the knife is to be used as weapon. Every other use is just sharpening the knife to be used as a weapon. ... I thought every ninja knew this... __________________ Too smart for my own good...
	Appreciate 0

02-25-2015, 09:11 AM	#272
KingOfJericho Major General 2458 Rep 7,341 Posts Drives: Yes Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: CT iTrader: (1) Garage List 2010 135i Coupe [5.26]	Banned for not giving a reason for banning. __________________ The views and opinions expressed in this post are those of the author and do not necessarily reflect the official policy or position of Bimmerpost. 2018 Jeep Grand Cherokee High Altitude Hemi \| 2010 S4 Sold \| 2010 BMW 135i Retired \| 2006 Lotus Exige Sold
	Appreciate 0

02-25-2015, 09:34 AM	#273
Billup Banned 476 Rep 928 Posts Drives: Your mum crazy. Join Date: Jun 2013 Location: Baconopolos Island iTrader: (0)	You are all banned, because you are all literally trying to get me banned. Back to re-evaluating all our friendships.
	Appreciate 0

02-25-2015, 09:38 AM	#274
MMMCOOKIES55 Major 350 Rep 1,376 Posts Drives: '17 M3 ZCP/ '16 ATS-V Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Apex, NC iTrader: (3)	^^ Banning for not swinging by my work yesterday and getting a beer... lame
	Appreciate 0

02-25-2015, 10:49 AM	#277
MMMCOOKIES55 Major 350 Rep 1,376 Posts Drives: '17 M3 ZCP/ '16 ATS-V Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Apex, NC iTrader: (3)	^^Banned for not realizing how important Beer 30 is. 5:30 usually.
	Appreciate 0

02-25-2015, 11:25 AM	#279
MMMCOOKIES55 Major 350 Rep 1,376 Posts Drives: '17 M3 ZCP/ '16 ATS-V Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Apex, NC iTrader: (3)	^^banned for caring too much
	Appreciate 0

02-25-2015, 01:30 PM	#280
Whostheboss Captain 416 Rep 841 Posts Drives: a 9incher Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: No. Virginia U.S.A. iTrader: (0)	Banned for having your car specs in your signature. That's old school. __________________ WHO'S THE BOSS
	Appreciate 0

02-25-2015, 01:35 PM	#281
Billup Banned 476 Rep 928 Posts Drives: Your mum crazy. Join Date: Jun 2013 Location: Baconopolos Island iTrader: (0)	Yeah I agree, what is this the 6th grade? On with the ban.
	Appreciate 0

02-25-2015, 07:06 PM	#283
UncleWede Long Time Admirer, First Time Owner 18454 Rep 9,428 Posts Drives: G01 X3 M40i Dark Graphite Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Oxnard, CA iTrader: (0)	banned for being whipper-snappers, the whole lot of you!
	Appreciate 0

02-25-2015, 07:33 PM	#284
Samurai of 2day Major 2317 Rep 1,260 Posts Drives: '22 X6M/'21 S1Krr Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: Everywhere and Nowhere iTrader: (0)	^ Banned for snapping the whip on the youngstas. They don't get hit... they get "time outs". __________________ Too smart for my own good...
	Appreciate 0

02-26-2015, 04:58 PM	#285
UncleWede Long Time Admirer, First Time Owner 18454 Rep 9,428 Posts Drives: G01 X3 M40i Dark Graphite Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Oxnard, CA iTrader: (0)	^ Banned for wanting to spare the rod and spoil the child. I had a couple in a restaurant applaud me for giving my son a quick snap when he was misbehaving. I didn't have to do it very often.
	Appreciate 0