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      10-14-2020, 04:13 PM   #28579
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While you wonder about that, chew on this for a while: Teratoma - a tumor that is capable of growing it's own hair, teeth, or bones. Yes...you can have teeth on your hands.

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      10-14-2020, 07:04 PM   #28585
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      10-14-2020, 08:44 PM   #28586
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I will just leave this here....

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My wife made one of my favorite dinners chicken parm with her famous 3 hour sauce and a delicious Antipasto Salad filled with salami, pepperoni, olives, provolone, tomatoes, red onion, and pepperoncinis. 🍝 🌶 🥗

Notes: Her name is Theresa, she's italian (lived in Italy too btw) her purpose in life could've been to just make delicious food and nothing else, she would've been a star just for that

To put it another way, my mother comes over just to eat her meals...

Thanks to your post I couldn't eat a bite. my stomach is actually turned, sipping club soda and trying to mind erase your post
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My wife made one of my favorite dinners chicken parm with her famous 3 hour sauce and a delicious Antipasto Salad filled with salami, pepperoni, olives, provolone, tomatoes, red onion, and pepperoncinis. 🍝 🌶 🥗

Notes: Her name is Theresa, she's italian (lived in Italy too btw) her purpose in life could've been to just make delicious food and nothing else, she would've been a star just for that

To put it another way, my mother comes over just to eat her meals...

Thanks to your post I couldn't eat a bite. my stomach is actually turned, sipping club soda and trying to mind erase your post
When I think of some of the things I've sat in the same room with and ate chinese take-away......you'll be fine.
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      10-14-2020, 10:50 PM   #28589
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My wife made one of my favorite dinners chicken parm with her famous 3 hour sauce and a delicious Antipasto Salad filled with salami, pepperoni, olives, provolone, tomatoes, red onion, and pepperoncinis. 🍝 🌶 🥗

Notes: Her name is Theresa, she's italian (lived in Italy too btw) her purpose in life could've been to just make delicious food and nothing else, she would've been a star just for that

To put it another way, my mother comes over just to eat her meals...

Thanks to your post I couldn't eat a bite. my stomach is actually turned, sipping club soda and trying to mind erase your post
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When I think of some of the things I've sat in the same room with and ate chinese take-away......you'll be fine.
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Not gonna lie... some of MKSixer's posts made me want to throw up.
Dpc2u, you and I have reached legendary status!!!
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Meow?
MEOW!
Hiss! Hiss! Snarl!
Cup2 tires + dry road + pedal to the metal:


Cup2 tires + pouring rain + pedal to the metal:


High speed cornering on the exit:
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My wife made one of my favorite dinners chicken parm with her famous 3 hour sauce and a delicious Antipasto Salad filled with salami, pepperoni, olives, provolone, tomatoes, red onion, and pepperoncinis. 🍝 🌶 🥗

Notes: Her name is Theresa, she's italian (lived in Italy too btw) her purpose in life could've been to just make delicious food and nothing else, she would've been a star just for that

To put it another way, my mother comes over just to eat her meals...

Thanks to your post I couldn't eat a bite. my stomach is actually turned, sipping club soda and trying to mind erase your post
I really....REALLY want to reply to this in my typical manner, however; I'm unable to find a constructive means of doing so without just completely ripping into you. Not trying to start a war this morning, so let's just all pretend that I'm not implying that you may need to spend some time in the crying closet. I'm loving the "Thanks to your post I couldn't eat a bite." comment. Reminds me of an 8 year old girl. Come on man. Be a man.

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When I think of some of the things I've sat in the same room with and ate chinese take-away......you'll be fine.
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My wife made one of my favorite dinners chicken parm with her famous 3 hour sauce and a delicious Antipasto Salad filled with salami, pepperoni, olives, provolone, tomatoes, red onion, and pepperoncinis. 🌶

Notes: Her name is Theresa, she's italian (lived in Italy too btw) her purpose in life could've been to just make delicious food and nothing else, she would've been a star just for that

To put it another way, my mother comes over just to eat her meals...

Thanks to your post I couldn't eat a bite. my stomach is actually turned, sipping club soda and trying to mind erase your post
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When I think of some of the things I've sat in the same room with and ate chinese take-away......you'll be fine.
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Not gonna lie... some of MKSixer's posts made me want to throw up.
Dpc2u, you and I have reached legendary status!!!
You fine sir are the master. I am but a mere under study.
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You fine sir are the master. I am but a mere under study.
You are too kind, good sir! I cannot overstate how impressed I was with your opening salvo. Electrocution isn't something that even crossed my mind. Major points, sir. Bravo!!

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