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      11-29-2015, 09:22 PM   #2861
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      11-29-2015, 09:43 PM   #2862
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      11-29-2015, 09:52 PM   #2863
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Hey can you girls put a picture of the most handsome guy? Just wanna see your taste
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      11-29-2015, 09:54 PM   #2864
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Hey can you girls put a picture of the most handsome guy? Just wanna see your taste
I prefer handling looks with lighting. Works extremely well on me and to partners.
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      11-29-2015, 10:15 PM   #2865
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I've already posted this before but:
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It's the mustache, huh?
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      11-29-2015, 10:31 PM   #2867
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It's the mustache, huh?
Haha, I didn't even notice it actually. So definitely no
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      11-29-2015, 10:35 PM   #2868
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So the tats?
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I'll bet it's his excellent fashion sense in sweatpants.
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So the tats?
I usually don't like tats but it's the whole package. But he's not allowed to speak. Have you heard his voice?
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It's the mustache. That's why I'm her dream guy.
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Lol, I could never date him. He's too much of a pretty boy and looks like a puppy I would run over.

My top three would be.





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Lol, I could never date him. He's too much of a pretty boy and looks like a puppy I would run over.

My top three would be.





And of course
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Lol, I could never date him. He's too much of a pretty boy and looks like a puppy I would run over.

My top three would be.

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Well, I don't think it's so much that you can't date him but maybe oh I dunno, the fact that he's DEAD might prompt the bigger issue??!!!
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I think she was referring to beckham
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Nevermind I see you were referring to beckham lolol...
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FTFY
Actually, you did good.

A man can be an ass man, but a female ?

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Well, I don't think it's so much that you can't date him but maybe oh I dunno, the fact that he's DEAD might prompt the bigger issue??!!!

He lives in my heart and in my stereo.
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I think she was referring to beckham
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Nevermind I see you were referring to beckham lolol...
Well, he's like USA. Too soft and squishy.
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Strange choices, who's the middle guy?
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Actually, you did good.

A man can be an ass man, but a female ?
Wait, you're not a man?
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