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      11-30-2015, 12:03 AM   #2883
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Strange choices, who's the middle guy?
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      11-30-2015, 12:04 AM   #2884
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Strange choices, who's the middle guy?
He's the reason I own an M4.

A.I.Virtanen.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/A.I._Virtanen

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      11-30-2015, 12:06 AM   #2885
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Wait, you're not a man?
Oh wait. I am!! I REALLY AM!!!

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I told wah to dump his photo stash so I can stop seeing my face. Any luck and we'll be back to being bros for life you all
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      11-30-2015, 12:10 AM   #2886
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He's the reason I own an M4.

A.I.Virtanen.

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He is the love of my life.

So a Nobel prize winner in chemistry? Like I said strange choice.
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      11-30-2015, 12:29 AM   #2887
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So a Nobel prize winner in chemistry? Like I said strange choice.
His work made cows produce milk all year around. How is that strange for me?
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      11-30-2015, 12:30 AM   #2888
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Not like he invented beer or anything.
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      11-30-2015, 12:36 AM   #2889
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Not like he invented beer or anything.
Milk!!! Far more important than alcohol!!!

Did I ever tell you ive calculated how fast a tune would pay it's price back because of milk gets warm in Peter?

Or did I mention I drink a gallon per day?

Or that a.i.v is the hottest man on earth, he gave me milk
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      11-30-2015, 12:37 AM   #2890
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I think you're drinking something besides milk now.
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I think you're drinking something besides milk now.
Just opened a beer. I'm kinda not happy with my pic being around but I've come up with a perfect new handle and after the secret Santa I will be a man again!

But yes, I'm weirder than you!
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      11-30-2015, 12:44 AM   #2892
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      11-30-2015, 12:57 AM   #2893
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Well at least there is some competition here on forum
When you get a friend invite from machoman69, accept.
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      11-30-2015, 01:03 AM   #2894
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Sounds creepy like belgium!
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Dear ladies, please post a pic of what you would consider a beautiful woman and a pic of the best female ass you have ever seen. Lups, no donkey pics please.
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The greatest, along with Piper..
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      11-30-2015, 02:04 AM   #2899
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Macho man Randy Savage
Get me some slim Jim!!!
Lmao love that guy!
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^^ I do not approve the message above.
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      11-30-2015, 04:30 AM   #2901
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^^ I do not approve the message above.
And why not?
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      11-30-2015, 05:43 AM   #2902
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Dear ladies, please post a pic of what you would consider a beautiful woman and a pic of the best female ass you have ever seen. Lups, no donkey pics please.
If you didn't make the attractive guy or the bestest guy ass list for any of them, do you really think you'll make it onto any of their attractive girl lists?


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      11-30-2015, 05:44 AM   #2903
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Sounds creepy like belgium!
Saw that..
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