The Pet Thread

upstatedoc · 12-14-2021, 09:49 PM

Toasty

Lady Jane · 12-20-2021, 12:17 PM

Paws and licks from mine to yours.

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Bruuuce · 12-20-2021, 02:26 PM

holiday theme, Ill play, LOL

they were good sports for a min or two

Esteban · 12-20-2021, 02:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Bruuuce

holiday theme, Ill play, LOL

they were good sports for a min or two

Cute cats and cute pics.

And yeah, cats don't like it when you dress them up. lol

DETRoadster · 12-20-2021, 05:51 PM

Meet Hank. He's not our pet. My wife saw a Facebook plea for help from his owners who needed to travel to Hawaii for a family emergency and their dog sitter bailed on them. Being a softie my wife volunteered us without asking questions. He's a super sweet dog and we really like him but……..

It turns out Hank is 10 months old, not neutered, and not house trained. He constantly is trying to hump our 2 female dogs. We also have to keep him in a diaper at all times otherwise he pees on anything in sight. When he gets excited he pees. When he gets scared he pees. When you pick him up he pees. The diaper is great for containing the pee but only covers his boy bits. His ass is totally exposed. He recently discovered it's fun to shit under the Christmas tree.

TiMSport · 12-20-2021, 05:58 PM

^^^^

A big Merry Christmas to you guys!

infinitekidM2C · 12-20-2021, 06:00 PM

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Originally Posted by DETRoadster

Meet Hank. He's not our pet. My wife saw a Facebook plea for help from his owners who needed to travel to Hawaii for a family emergency and their dog sitter bailed on them. Being a softie my wife volunteered us without asking questions. He a super sweet dog and we really like him but……..

It turns out Hank is 10 months old, not neutered, and not house trained. He constantly is trying to hump our 2 female dogs. We also have to keep him in a diaper at all times otherwise he pees on anything in sight. When he gets excited he pees. When he gets scared he pees. When you pick him up he pees. The diaper is great for containing the pee but only covers his boy bits. His ass is totally exposed. He recently discovered it fun to shit under the Christmas tree.

Humping your dogs, shitting on the Christmas tree. Keeper that.

Family emergency eh? You'll never see them again.

dizz81 · 12-20-2021, 06:05 PM

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Originally Posted by DETRoadster

Meet Hank. He's not our pet. My wife saw a Facebook plea for help from his owners who needed to travel to Hawaii for a family emergency and their dog sitter bailed on them. Being a softie my wife volunteered us without asking questions. He a super sweet dog and we really like him but……..

It turns out Hank is 10 months old, not neutered, and not house trained. He constantly is trying to hump our 2 female dogs. We also have to keep him in a diaper at all times otherwise he pees on anything in sight. When he gets excited he pees. When he gets scared he pees. When you pick him up he pees. The diaper is great for containing the pee but only covers his boy bits. His ass is totally exposed. He recently discovered it fun to shit under the Christmas tree.

DETRoadster · 12-20-2021, 06:29 PM

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Originally Posted by TiMSport

^^^^

A big Merry Christmas to you guys!

Thanks bud. I'll send you one in a mason jar.

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Originally Posted by infinitekidM2C

Humping your dogs, shitting on the Christmas tree. Keeper that.

Family emergency eh? You'll never see them again.

Good God I hadn't considered that!

He took a dump in my home office today while I was on a Teams meeting interviewing a potential new hire. What can you do?! it's not like I could turn my camera and mic off and take care of it. Not like I could say "Sorry, your employement history is super interesting but there's a steaming pile of dog shit on the carpet next to me that I need to tend to. Hold please..."

TiMSport · 12-20-2021, 06:43 PM

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Originally Posted by DETRoadster

Thanks bud. I'll send you one in a mason jar.

Good God I hadn't considered that!

He took a dump in my home office today while I was on a Teams meeting interviewing a potential new hire. What can you do?! it's not like I could turn my camera and mic off and take care of it. Not like I could say "Sorry, your employement history is super interesting but there's a steaming pile of dog shit on the carpet next to me that I need to tend to. Hold please..."

LOL. Hard pass on that one, pal.

Oh and as infinitekidM2C stated, you might be screwed. They didn't have the balls to surrender that poor thing to a shelter so they dumped him on you guys. Looks like you got a festive "yule log" or logs just in time for the holidays.

TiMSport · 12-20-2021, 06:49 PM

DETRoadster , you ought to get one of these ornaments for 2021. Your story inspired me to find this.

DETRoadster · 12-20-2021, 06:53 PM

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Originally Posted by TiMSport

DETRoadster , you ought to get one of these ornaments for 2021. Your story inspired me to find this.

As long as my feces and urine covered story can bring some laughs, it's all worth it.

TiMSport · 12-20-2021, 06:58 PM

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Originally Posted by DETRoadster

As long as my feces and urine covered story can bring some laughs, it's all worth it.

It put a smile on my face, so yeah.

I just took my recently adopted kitty in today to get spayed. Poor thing needs to recover over the next few days. Seems okay though, a bit wobbly when attempting to walk when I got her home due to the drugs.

vanguard8 · 12-21-2021, 07:21 AM

This golden is ~ 10 wks old.
(not mine)

vanguard8 · 12-21-2021, 07:26 AM

Early morning.

Dang3r · 12-21-2021, 03:26 PM

Battlefield Bibo just back from recon

Tommy-G · 12-21-2021, 03:47 PM

My coworker looking at me like whats so freaking funny??
"Oh just DETRoadster and a flaming pile of....nevermind"

Thank you for the laugh, I really hope the family was honest b/c those stories break my heart thinking of the dog wondering why his family left and never came back for him

Esteban · 12-21-2021, 03:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Tommy-G

My coworker looking at me like whats so freaking funny??
"Oh just DETRoadster and a flaming pile of....nevermind"

Thank you for the laugh, I really hope the family was honest b/c those stories break my heart thinking of the dog wondering why his family left and never came back for him

I think they'll come back for their dog. They could've dumped him at the animal shelter if they wanted.

vreihen16 · 12-21-2021, 05:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Esteban

I think they'll come back for their dog. They could've dumped him at the animal shelter if they wanted.

That costs money. Pets are abandoned all the time around here, because pet owners cannot afford to pay the fees that shelters want for taking their unwanted pets in.....

DETRoadster · 12-21-2021, 05:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Esteban

I think they'll come back for their dog. They could've dumped him at the animal shelter if they wanted.

it was a funny joke/idea that was posed. But yeah, 100% they are coming back. They text me every day to ask how he's doing and I share pictures with them. They are obsessed with this dog. I get it; same way I am with Bella.

I caught Hank this morning peeing on the comforter that was hanging off the edge of our bed. My wife accidentally left the bedroom door open for maybe 20 seconds and he was in there like a little piss ninja. Luckily he was diapered and it caught it all. To whomever invented dog diapers

Esteban · 12-21-2021, 05:38 PM

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Originally Posted by vreihen16

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Originally Posted by Esteban

I think they'll come back for their dog. They could've dumped him at the animal shelter if they wanted.

That costs money. Pets are abandoned all the time around here, because pet owners cannot afford to pay the fees that shelters want for taking their unwanted pets in.....

Didn't know that. Just looked it up for my city and it costs $40 for a dog and $30 for a cat. That's discouraging.

Esteban · 12-21-2021, 05:42 PM

The only time I took an animal to the shelter was about 2008 when a homeless cat had babies in my backyard, and we didn't pay anything.

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DETRoadster Space Force - 4 Star General 11499 Rep 3,265 Posts Drives: M2 MG 6MT / Moto Guzzi V7 Join Date: Jul 2016 Location: Seattle iTrader: (1)	Meet Hank. He's not our pet. My wife saw a Facebook plea for help from his owners who needed to travel to Hawaii for a family emergency and their dog sitter bailed on them. Being a softie my wife volunteered us without asking questions. He's a super sweet dog and we really like him but…….. It turns out Hank is 10 months old, not neutered, and not house trained. He constantly is trying to hump our 2 female dogs. We also have to keep him in a diaper at all times otherwise he pees on anything in sight. When he gets excited he pees. When he gets scared he pees. When you pick him up he pees. The diaper is great for containing the pee but only covers his boy bits. His ass is totally exposed. He recently discovered it's fun to shit under the Christmas tree. Attached Images Last edited by DETRoadster; 12-20-2021 at 07:12 PM..
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