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      06-28-2021, 01:25 PM   #2905
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Cameras killed ring and run and caller ID killed prank calls. These poor kids....
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I remember being *on* MTV at Spring Break in Daytona back in the day!!!!!
1987, I was 11 years old. Mom and dad recently divorced. Dad decided to take my sister and I on a trip to Daytona. Yep, spring break week. Again....11 years old and in the thick of it. T.C.'s Top Dog was the place to be. At 11, this was the pinnacle of my life. Half naked women everywhere! Best vacation ever. Thanks again Dad!
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Cameras killed ring and run and caller ID killed prank calls. These poor kids....
"Hello, this is Sears home service. Is your refrigerator running?"

"It's running fine"

"Well, you better go catch it!"
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"Hello, this is Sears home service. Is your refrigerator running?"

"It's running fine"

"Well, you better go catch it!"
What the hell is this nonsense??? Get your damn grass out from under my feet good sir.

I kid, I kid. At 16 I worked at a grocery store. We used to call other departments and crank call them. We were reported by the produce department for calling and asking if they had Prince Albert in a can.
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Cameras killed ring and run and caller ID killed prank calls. These poor kids....
"Hello, this is Sears home service. Is your refrigerator running?"

"It's running fine"

"Well, you better go catch it!"
'Do you have Prince Albert in a can? Better let him out.'

Whoops, looks like Rudi already posted this. Oh well, lol.
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"Hello, this is Sears home service. Is your refrigerator running?"

"It's running fine"

"Well, you better go catch it!"
Young me enjoyed the sears catalogs
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"Hello, this is Sears home service. Is your refrigerator running?"

"It's running fine"

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Young me enjoyed the sears catalogs
Or how about National Geographic magazine? Sometimes your first glimpse of topless viewing when you were an adolescent boy.
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Or how about National Geographic magazine? Sometimes your first glimpse of topless viewing when you were an adolescent boy.
I had a theory, when I was younger, that there was a direct relation between men whose first boobs were seen in National Geographic and the number of gay men.

I realize this isn't accurate, but at the time, it made sense to me.
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Young me enjoyed the sears catalogs
When I was 5, in the women underwear section, I use an eraser to try to remove bra's
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I had a theory, when I was younger, that there was a direct relation between men whose first boobs were seen in National Geographic and the number of gay men.

I realize this isn't accurate, but at the time, it made sense to me.
You're saying they were ruined by 36 longs?
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Or how about National Geographic magazine? Sometimes your first glimpse of topless viewing when you were an adolescent boy.
I had a theory, when I was younger, that there was a direct relation between men whose first boobs were seen in National Geographic and the number of gay men.

I realize this isn't accurate, but at the time, it made sense to me.
Yeah, never heard that before. Think it was just you. lol

For me it was pre-Playboy, as my mom had a subscription to National Geographic when I was young.
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When I was 5, in the women underwear section, I use an eraser to try to remove bra's
You mean it didn't erase the boobs too?
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You're saying they were ruined by 36 longs?
36 longs......

Fortunately for me, my firsts were in person; yep...Spring Break. Seeing the college students first, Nat Geo strippers second; it was at that moment that I realized not all things that I like are the same. Pizza is pizza, but not all pizza is good pizza.
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36 longs......

Fortunately for me, my firsts were in person; yep...Spring Break. Seeing the college students first, Nat Geo strippers second; it was at that moment that I realized not all things that I like are the same. Pizza is pizza, but not all pizza is good pizza.
Are you saying that you never saw pics of boobs before seeing real ones (I hope), on spring break?
HS or college break?
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Are you saying that you never saw pics of boobs before seeing real ones (I hope), on spring break?
HS or college break?
You are correct. Spring Break of '87, I was 11.
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They had pizza in NatGeo?
Yup, burnt pizza....on the end of the 36 longs.
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You are correct. Spring Break of '87, I was 11.
11 is cool.
When little my best friend's pop ran an excavating company. I was probably 5 or 6 yrs old when I started using the company can, with the always present Playboy calendar.
Such beautiful women! I remember some to this day... Gig Gangle for instance.
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Not to change the subject, but you know you are old when you remember watching women's roller derby on a black and white TV with dad, or in my case grandpa.
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