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      11-30-2015, 10:13 PM   #2949
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Unless it's my name followed by "Oh God" then my answer is no.
Sweetie - My name would be the only thing you'd be saying....just saying
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      11-30-2015, 10:19 PM   #2950
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It's been too long since we texted. I think that would be a great way to reignite the spark.
Are you texting my rival for attention?!?!
I like to keep my options open.
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you're like, the cocaine godmother of BP.
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      11-30-2015, 10:27 PM   #2951
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I like to keep my options open.
Damn!! I guess I'll need to post a pic on IG or something. You know....to seem more interesting or something...
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      11-30-2015, 10:28 PM   #2952
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I like to keep my options open.
Damn!! I guess I'll need to post a pic on IG or something. You know....to seem more interesting or something...
Maybe a shot of you doing something silly, like wearing pants with suggestive slogans on the butt?
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If you don't post it on social media, did you really experience it?
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      11-30-2015, 10:33 PM   #2954
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If you don't post it on social media, did you really experience it?
What is this mysterious social media?
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How would you know this? Did mommy catch you jerking off to some Big Foot porn ?
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      11-30-2015, 10:37 PM   #2955
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Maybe a shot of you doing something silly, like wearing pants with suggestive slogans on the butt?
It was shorts - and it wasn't a suggestion...
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      11-30-2015, 10:40 PM   #2956
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Would you date a man that yells out something funny every time he climaxes?
Unless it's my name followed by "Oh God" then my answer is no.
Fair enough but when you scream mine. Otherwise you may hear chicken sushi about 3.5 times that session
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What is this mysterious social media?
An endless supply of booty pics lasting 10 seconds or less.
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An endless supply of booty pics lasting 10 seconds or less.
I need more information
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I need more information
It's this bit of witchcraft that makes any picture you take of yourself automatically delete after anywhere from 1 to 10 seconds after opening. I think it would be perfect for you.
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      11-30-2015, 10:55 PM   #2960
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It's this bit of witchcraft that makes any picture you take of yourself automatically delete after anywhere from 1 to 10 seconds after opening. I think it would be perfect for you.
Don't forget to tell her about the screen capture....
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Don't forget to tell her about the screen capture....
Bro...

Ahem... Lups darling pay no attention to the man behind the green curtain.
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It's this bit of witchcraft that makes any picture you take of yourself automatically delete after anywhere from 1 to 10 seconds after opening. I think it would be perfect for you.
Hello. Take me to this magical thing.
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      11-30-2015, 11:04 PM   #2963
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It's this bit of witchcraft that makes any picture you take of yourself automatically delete after anywhere from 1 to 10 seconds after opening. I think it would be perfect for you.
A parents dream app
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Hello. Take me to this magical thing.
For goats

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Mmm... Now I just need friends I can share my epic pic load with.
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      11-30-2015, 11:15 PM   #2966
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I see what you did there...

FWIW - I own sheep stock....TYVM
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Mmm... Now I just need friends I can share my epic pic load with.
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Sweetie - My name would be the only thing you'd be saying....just saying
That confident huh
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Why haven't you participated in the secret Santa yet?
I'll join!!
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      12-01-2015, 02:59 AM   #2970
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Why haven't you participated in the secret Santa yet?
I'll join!!
Today is the deadline! Donate on the gofundme link and then send me your address.
I am going to be drawing the names today!
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