Ask a girl anything?

Axius · 12-01-2015, 06:16 AM

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I think if your partner is doing it right, you'll hardly remember, let alone care, what he said when he climaxed.

B-B-B-BINGO!

RJ_ · 12-01-2015, 08:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Axius

B-B-B-BINGO!

Is this agreement or your go-to phrase?

Axius · 12-01-2015, 08:05 AM

both

RJ_ · 12-01-2015, 08:13 AM

O69 is always a good end to a game of BINGO.

ASBSECU E93 · 12-01-2015, 12:23 PM

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Sweetie - My name would be the only thing you'd be saying....just saying

That confident huh

Yep.

Biorin · 12-01-2015, 12:24 PM

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Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

Yep.

Do you wear the Spank Me shorts to bed when the lady needs a hint?

ASBSECU E93 · 12-01-2015, 12:25 PM

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Yep.

Do you wear the Spank Me shorts to bed when the lady needs a hint?

Yes ma'am

....and I have multiple color options to choose from

C5driver · 12-01-2015, 01:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Biorin

Maybe a shot of you doing something silly, like wearing pants with suggestive slogans on the butt?

How about a carrot in a pouch, next to cuffs and a spare mag? Would that qualify as silly?

Axius · 12-01-2015, 01:43 PM

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How about a carrot in a pouch, next to cuffs and a spare mag? Would that qualify as silly?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!

I HAVENT EVEN SEEN THE PICTURE YET!

Lups · 12-01-2015, 01:49 PM

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Originally Posted by C5driver

How about a carrot in a pouch, next to cuffs and a spare mag? Would that qualify as silly?

If you explain the story behind the picture too, the people here will realize just why people should not text.

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!

I HAVENT EVEN SEEN THE PICTURE YET!

Oh, this is going to be a good one if he shares the mildly inappropriate story behind a picture of a snack.

C5driver · 12-01-2015, 01:52 PM

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If you explain the story behind the picture too, the people here will realize just why people should not text.

No.

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Oh, this is going to be a good one if he shares the mildly inappropriate story behind a picture of a snack.

Maybe after I pull the shift on the 14th. Let's see how that goes....

Axius · 12-01-2015, 01:52 PM

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Oh, this is going to be a good one if he shares the mildly inappropriate story behind a picture of a snack.

Does this mean I need to get creative with my booze and camera when I get home today?

Lups · 12-01-2015, 02:02 PM

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Does this mean I need to get creative with my booze and camera when I get home today?

Well frankly yes.

See Alex and I get bored often, and our chats tend to be hilarious, mainly about how he thinks he can take a vindictive bitch down and out without shooting her AND to live to tell the tale.

Sadly since he is actually going to win, I now am using my special skills as the bringer of bad dreams on him. Since I am a pacifist, and I don't believe in violence, the man added to his vast list of skills and weapons a carrot. Now he thinks he's unbeatable again.

Mild enough Alex?

C5driver · 12-01-2015, 02:07 PM

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Well frankly yes.

See Alex and I get bored often, and our chats tend to be hilarious, mainly about how he thinks he can take a vindictive bitch down and out without shooting her AND to live to tell the tale.

Sadly since he is actually going to win, I now am using my special skills as the bringer of bad dreams on him. Since I am a pacifist, and I don't believe in violence, the man added to his vast list of skills and weapons a carrot. Now he thinks he's unbeatable again.

Mild enough Alex?

Carrot, fork, blade, or stuff that goes pew pew...you should see my library of violence if you want nightmares

The only thing worse are statues. I fucking hate statues next to my bed.

Biorin · 12-01-2015, 02:09 PM

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Carrot, fork, blade, or stuff that goes pew pew...you should see my library of violence if you want nightmares

The only thing worse are statues. I fucking hate statues next to my bed.

I'll build you a room in my house in Swett.

Lups · 12-01-2015, 02:12 PM

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Carrot, fork, blade, or stuff that goes pew pew...you should see my library of violence if you want nightmares

The only thing worse are statues. I fucking hate statues next to my bed.

How long does the crime of violating a statue here last? I think I have the perfect secret want gift for you now.

C5driver · 12-01-2015, 02:14 PM

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I'll build you a room in my house in Swett.

Needs 87% more leather and I prefer shades of grey.

C5driver · 12-01-2015, 02:16 PM

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How long does the crime of violating a statue here last?

I don't have a clue about Washington laws regulating indecent exposure.

Lups · 12-01-2015, 02:17 PM

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I don't have a clue about Washington laws regulating indecent exposure.

Colorado. I try to keep my idiotic stunts on the road.

Hmm. Nobody travels with me twice. Weird.

C5driver · 12-01-2015, 02:18 PM

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Hmm. Nobody travels with me twice. Weird.

Only if they're on the side of the road and don't surf BP....

Lups · 12-01-2015, 02:27 PM

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Only if they're on the side of the road and don't surf BP....

Well yeah, but the hitchhikers options were a bear or me. They assessed that a bear was after their ass more than the lovely and innocent lady in a bright car.

UncleWede · 12-01-2015, 02:37 PM

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than the lovely and innocent lady in a bright car.

Well, you got 2 out of 4 right, not bad for a start

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