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      03-08-2021, 07:39 PM   #30669
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UncleWede I told not to groom the dog yourself!!


That a cyst the vet drained?
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I'd be firing my groomer if this is the result.
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UncleWede I told not to groom the dog yourself!!


That a cyst the vet drained?
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I'd be firing my groomer if this is the result.
She actually had back surgery a couple years ago. Had totally lost control of her back legs, the spine was being crushed by vertebrae. Seems little dogs aren't supposed to jump from beds.

The groomer was my son and his GF. Neither are quitting their day jobs. GF works at PetCo, so she took her there last night to do what they could.

Somebody help me out, what was the movie where the guys are trying to infiltrate some group, and they got sheep chaps to go to a secret bonfire? Memory is the second thing to go.
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I think I'd rather she had a cellphone.
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Who waterboards a Teddy Bear?!?!!! Does she hunt cats, as well?
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Who waterboards a Teddy Bear?!?!!! Does she hunt cats, as well?
I'm more concerned with where she learned how.
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Who waterboards a Teddy Bear?!?!!! Does she hunt cats, as well?
I don’t see a teddy bear, I see Ted (the movie). Still sick but the movie cracked me up.

I’ll see myself out.
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I don’t see a teddy bear, I see Ted (the movie). Still sick but the movie cracked me up.

I’ll see myself out.
I loved that movie......
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