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So, you decide to be a 40yr old man for Halloween! jk
You look really young on the video interview.
You look like my age on that pix.
The lighting sucked and I was in too much of a hurry to make it perfect; I was running late for an errand and took 10 retakes as it is. I uploaded a new version (plus the original pic for comparison), but I'll whip out the DSLR and take it in broad daylight tomorrow; I'm just complying with contest requirements to submit one now.
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The lighting sucked and I was in too much of a hurry to make it perfect; I was running late for an errand and took 10 retakes as it is. I uploaded a new version (plus the original pic for comparison), but I'll whip out the DSLR and take it in broad daylight tomorrow; I'm just complying with contest requirements to submit one now.
You may have been running late because you weren't wearing a watch......
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So, you decide to be a 40yr old man for Halloween! jk
You look really young on the video interview.
You look like my age on that pix.
The lighting sucked and I was in too much of a hurry to make it perfect; I was running late for an errand and took 10 retakes as it is. I uploaded a new version (plus the original pic for comparison), but I'll whip out the DSLR and take it in broad daylight tomorrow; I'm just complying with contest requirements to submit one now.
No need to take more. We got the idea and the costume was a good one!
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You may have been running late because you weren't wearing a watch......
I... Ah, you're right. Mine not only ran out of batteries, I left it in the garage of my old place I hastily moved out of last week and intend to sneak back in and get everything back tonight at 3AM Splinter Cell status.

**EDIT** Got the stuff at 1 AM, nobody suspected a thing (thank God it's a detached garage), but too late; the contest is over.
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Pretty much, and totally unplanned. lol

Though, since i was making the shorts, i kept them a little modest. haha (actually, just didn't have time to make them shorter)

Hahaha, the combo is a killer, I'm not that wild. If I have a short shorts or something like that on, the top is always huge and lose. I follow a rule of only half skanky always but there are days when I fuck up completely as I did in the parents info night this year. I was arguing about math and getting looks from the other parents for no reason in my mind until I saw what I was wearing.


Damn, your wife is hot btw. Explains easily why you're not a creep here towards our minority.

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...well, most of us ARE dicks!

Awwww. I take the complimentary dick!
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      11-01-2015, 12:49 AM   #293
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Hahaha, the combo is a killer, I'm not that wild. If I have a short shorts or something like that on, the top is always huge and lose. I follow a rule of only half skanky always but there are days when I fuck up completely as I did in the parents info night this year. I was arguing about math and getting looks from the other parents for no reason in my mind until I saw what I was wearing.


Damn, your wife is hot btw. Explains easily why you're not a creep here towards our minority.




Awwww. I take the complimentary dick!
LUPS!! You know good and well that you prefer (stolen) half shirts!!!

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LUPS!! You know good and well that you prefer (stolen) half shirts!!!

It was a whole shirt!!!

...from a 7 year old kid. I checked, I had the age wrong.
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It was a whole shirt!!!

...from a 7 year old kid. I checked, I had the age wrong.
It's a half shirt!
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Hahaha, the combo is a killer, I'm not that wild. If I have a short shorts or something like that on, the top is always huge and lose. I follow a rule of only half skanky always but there are days when I fuck up completely as I did in the parents info night this year. I was arguing about math and getting looks from the other parents for no reason in my mind until I saw what I was wearing.


Damn, your wife is hot btw. Explains easily why you're not a creep here towards our minority.
Don't know what those parents were pissed about, that's a highly fashionable top combo.

Give it time, i'll be a creep before long.

Here is what i'm wearing when i'm not coping you. (Halloween prop guns btw )



*So it did happen.
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It's a half shirt!
It's a whole shirt! My kids wear that size!

Sadly on a full grown adult a full shirt ain't that much
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Don't know what those parents were pissed about, that's a highly fashionable top combo.

Give it time, i'll be a creep before long.

Here is what i'm wearing when i'm not coping you. (Halloween prop guns btw )

Bahahahahah

And a big ass no (like as big as my ass) to the creep.

Ive been hanging around here for over a year and ive made awesome friends here. Fucking a, asb throwing chickens dicks to old friends is just funny where as someone complimenting my not vained legs is. We have a great community of us weirdly humorous people with actual lives and we all know what can and can't be said.

Take axius as an example. That dude has become my close friend over the time and he's submitting pool boy applications to me because he knows its not my thing. You having that at home, makes you even trying to be an internet creep as funny as asb, ax, prenNa and so many else with real lives too. You guys let us in because you know we can't compete.



And yeah, I'm serious, kinda. We ladies love cars and our damn genetics make it not that easy for us.
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It's a whole shirt! My kids wear that size!

Sadly on a full grown adult a full shirt ain't that much
...hence the term....HALF shirt!

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Pics or it didn't happen!
We had a Lady Pirate, an authentic Mexican, The Kissing Bandit, Fidel Castro, Peter Pan & Tinker Bell, a questionable Nacho Libre, Daisy and myself for the ones who wore a "costume".

Tinker Bell is the one took top honors. I did win a prize though. A Christmas moose candle holder. Kind of cool actually.
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...hence the term....HALF shirt!

It was a full fucking shirt, stfu or I'll post the picture here and then I go away for good since the guys never talk to me again!
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It was a full fucking shirt, stfu or I'll post the picture here and then I go away for good since the guys never talk to me again!
Ok, OK!!

It was a full size shirt that was purchased for a MUCH smaller person
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Ok, OK!!

It was a full size shirt that was purchased for a MUCH smaller person
So you were wrong, I was right?
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Bahahahahah

And a big ass no (like as big as my ass) to the creep.

Ive been hanging around here for over a year and ive made awesome friends here. Fucking a, asb throwing chickens dicks to old friends is just funny where as someone complimenting my not vained legs is. We have a great community of us weirdly humorous people with actual lives and we all know what can and can't be said.

Take axius as an example. That dude has become my close friend over the time and he's submitting pool boy applications to me because he knows its not my thing. You having that at home, makes you even trying to be an internet creep as funny as asb, ax, prenNa and so many else with real lives too. You guys let us in because you know we can't compete.



And yeah, I'm serious, kinda. We ladies love cars and our damn genetics make it not that easy for us.
Thats IT! I will turn your world upside down by going full CREEP! I'll be huge creep. (Like as big as your ass!!)

But i'll have to start tomorrow, because i'm really tired from carrying that shit around all night.
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So you were wrong, I was right?
Nope

In my many years of life on this planet as a MAN, I have learned that letting the female species think that you are right means I have way less stress in my life....

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Nope

In my many years of life on this planet as a MAN, I have learned that letting the female species think that you are right means I have way less stress in my life....

No, I won a chess tournament in that shirt so stfu!

K. Bimmette will judge my outfit and get this settlet. I know she will state it was my awesome brain that won me the matches even if I do look mildly hungover and tired int the shot.
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No, I won a chess tournament in that shirt so stfu!

K. Bimmette will judge my outfit and get this settlet. I know she will state it was my awesome brain that won me the matches even if I do look mildly hungover and tired int the shot.
I completely understand HOW you could win a Chess (or any other) tournament in THAT shirt...

bimmette - just because she's your new fishing buddy - I expect this to be a fair assessment of the shirt!!!

I have been wrong in my life about many things - but not about this
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No, I won a chess tournament in that shirt so stfu!

K. Bimmette will judge my outfit and get this settlet. I know she will state it was my awesome brain that won me the matches even if I do look mildly hungover and tired int the shot.
I completely understand HOW you could win a Chess (or any other) tournament in THAT shirt...

bimmette - just because she's your new fishing buddy - I expect this to be a fair assessment of the shirt!!!

I have been wrong in my life about many things - but not about this
I have no goddamn idea what shirt you're talking about.
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