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      06-19-2019, 08:34 AM   #287
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I told the wife I'm good cause its WackOff Wednesday! She seriously got upset and said "WTF are you talking about?"
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Might have to cut back at gym IF THE WIFE EVER GETS OUT OF WALMART
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I told the wife I'm good cause its WackOff Wednesday! She seriously got upset and said "WTF are you talking about?"
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LOL that's why she didn't understand the reference haha. Matter a fact hope she doesn't read "Gym talk" or else she's gonna see me talk about all the hottie chicks and yoga pants everywhere
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LOL...makes me think of that show Jack Ass.
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Dude, with all the hot chicks walking around the gym this evening in their ridiculously tight yoga pants I've got so many photographic images in my head I'm ready to explode! Thank god its Wackoff Wednesday! LOL the question is do I wait for the Wifey who'll be home in 15 min from work or do I be selfish lol?
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Dude, with all the hot chicks walking around the gym this evening in their ridiculously tight yoga pants I've got so many photographic images in my head I'm ready to explode! Thank god its Wackoff Wednesday! LOL the question is do I wait for the Wifey who'll be home in 15 min from work or do I be selfish lol?
Unrelated, but I love it when guys aren't afraid to talk like this just because they have a girlfriend/wife. Most dudes in relationships will play dumb when I comment on a hot girl, hate that. It's like they think they're cheating.

I'm glad my boys aren't like that, even the ones in relationships.
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Dude, with all the hot chicks walking around the gym this evening in their ridiculously tight yoga pants I've got so many photographic images in my head I'm ready to explode! Thank god its Wackoff Wednesday! LOL the question is do I wait for the Wifey who'll be home in 15 min from work or do I be selfish lol?
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Dude, with all the hot chicks walking around the gym this evening in their ridiculously tight yoga pants I've got so many photographic images in my head I'm ready to explode! Thank god its Wackoff Wednesday! LOL the question is do I wait for the Wifey who'll be home in 15 min from work or do I be selfish lol?
Fuck. Even old dudes know the answer is Yes. Getter done!
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Dude, with all the hot chicks walking around the gym this evening in their ridiculously tight yoga pants I've got so many photographic images in my head I'm ready to explode! Thank god its Wackoff Wednesday! LOL the question is do I wait for the Wifey who'll be home in 15 min from work or do I be selfish lol?

Duh!!!!!


You do both. Get the first one out of the way, then take care of the wifey when you can then take your time!!!
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