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      10-14-2010, 10:43 PM   #287
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i know all you guys would bang first chance you get but believe it or not (no homo ) i don't want to bang this chick asap. having just been doing that for all this time, i would feel she is just another girl; of course i will still get around though. i actually want to see where this goes, we share alot of things in common and if she was stalking me for a month it must mean something.
Wait 1 second. Don't start thinking there is serious relationship potential from a gym rat? She was getting hit on all over the place the other day and by your account eating it up, or at least not rejecting it. Think about hitting on most chicks at the gym - very hard to do successfully. If people are just coming up to this chick and she's not at least cold or off putting towards them she's a gym rat, craves attention, and you'd best lay some fucking pipe and move on.
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AMAZING MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FUCKING GOD DAMN DAY !!!!


went to the gym at 6pm just came home at 10pm. gotta eat and shower and ill be back...
If you didn't smash I'm gonna be disappointed...
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      10-14-2010, 10:45 PM   #289
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      10-14-2010, 10:48 PM   #290
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LOL i dunno if im more excited to see Jersey Shore or to come back and read this stuff
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      10-14-2010, 10:52 PM   #292
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^ should be enough
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      10-14-2010, 10:59 PM   #293
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You are working on a cute girl in actuarial science? That has a lot in common with you?!

1. I am so jealous

2. She's going to make so much money

3. She is really fucking smart

4. She's nerdy. Make a nerdy stats joke and she'll get it, I guarantee it. I'm studying to be an actuary, too; I love nerdy stats jokes.
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Im not sure if i should be excited for him. I mean he has failed way to many times. We haven't seen a pic yet. To top it off he stepped on his dick the other night. I mean either she is just dumb as rocks to keep hanging on or the OP must be the best thing out there for her.


OP we better have a pic tonight or ban for life.
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      10-14-2010, 11:02 PM   #295
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I'm calling they held hands leaving the gym!
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Im calling surprise buttsecks in the sauna while holding the candle stick
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AMAZING MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FUCKING GOD DAMN DAY !!!!


went to the gym at 6pm just came home at 10pm. gotta eat and shower and ill be back...
If you didn't get laid tonight, fuck you. LOL

Quit with the dirty teasin' and give us some updates or a PICTURE!



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Im calling surprise buttsecks in the sauna while holding the candle stick
It better have been this.
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      10-14-2010, 11:11 PM   #302
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I'm calling they held hands leaving the gym!
lmao Im going with this
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I'm calling ass to mouth action
i can't believe you're calling ATM. at this rate, i might as well call DP action with the dude from the other night that was hitting on her
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he must of got blue balls and had to beat it in the shower
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      10-14-2010, 11:43 PM   #306
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hm... if you guys want to hear we fucked we didn't. and what is up with "smash" lately from jersey shore . some better shit happened to me today ,not sure if you guys will be happy for me about this, but as for chelsea...

i get to the gym at 6pm don't see her. i didn't text/call for 2 days after the incident (just wanted to tell her in person). so anyway around 8pm when im doing shoulder press, i get a tap on my shoulder and it was her. she asked if we could talk for a sec. we moved to a less populated area of the weight room. i right away told her i was sorry about last time, blah blah blah. she understood and after the conversation she said she going on the elliptical now. i replied ok and ill see her around and she leaned in and gave me a kiss, she was smiling i was smiling all seemed fine, felt like such a winner . but what happened to me next is fucking so much better.

so im doing my thing at the gym, and i see my gym buddies come, they all in their 40+ (for some reason i have better conversation with them then others my age ). so i go into the sauna for a short break and i see one of the guys and we talking and he knows i LOVE bmw and cars and that i want to work there (this guy is from europe 3 months at a time for work and he gets a month off to visit his family and comes back).

he mentions that there is a guy at the gym from germany that works in bmw na and they are friends. so he goes out and checks if he in today and he was. he brought him to the sauna and luckily he was finished with his workout and hopped in. so we were talking and he says hes on working visa and bmw pays for his car, housing, etc while he works here. but anyway he is a pretty high market guy and does the bmw is joy advertisements and manages the fb page.

as we talk he says he really see how i love bmw and impressed with how much i know past, present, and future (thank you e90post ). at this time the other guys i normally talk to are also taking a break and hopping in the sauna from raquetball and chipping in the conversation. everyone told him they see i have great work ethic, etc and the german guy asked me if i had plans for summer. i replied no and later he gave me his business card and told me to call him if i wanted a summer internship there. i was like , much respect to the european for hooking me up.

after this i went back out to finish my workout etc, bumped into chelsea couple of times etc. when the employee & others were talking to her this time around you can tell she really wasn't interested, just watching the tv or giving them short replies like yea, uh huh, etc and doing her thing and not getting sidetracked with conversation.

anyhow fuck that for now, but at the end when she was done at 9pm, i was talking to the raquetball guys and as she walked towards me, i asked if she was leaving. the guys i were talking to asked who she was, i replied she a friend and chelsea replied in a joking maner im his future girlfriend . the gym guys were laughing, etc making due of the moment and as she was leaving, i got another kiss in front of the guys and we said our goodbyes and she left.

so after the jokes from the guys i played a couple of games of raquetball followed by the steam room & sauna and it was already 10pm (didn't know i stayed for 4 hours today).

so there you have it, pretty sure not what you guys wanted to hear but i got something MUCH better. excited to see where my new friendship with the german guy can take me...

Conclusion: Great Fucking Day !!!
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      10-14-2010, 11:47 PM   #307
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Oh no!

Your choosing the German guy over the cute young girl.

BAN!!!!
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      10-14-2010, 11:49 PM   #308
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Meh. Maybe I'm jaded but I still wouldn't put an ounce of trust in a situation that started in a gym...not saying it cant happen just that odds are against you. This coming from someone who met his current gf at a pool party and doesn't remember getting her number, so maybe I'm just being unnecessarily judgmental. Glad you're happy, enjoy it OP. Hope it all goes your way, just keep your hopes in check I guess is my overall point.
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