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      12-02-2015, 10:39 AM   #3081
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Depends how it's said. I had a dude who was probably 50 tell me that I was beautiful the other day, and despite the age difference, it was said as just a genuinely nice thing and I wasn't creeped out, and thought it was very sweet. It can be creepy if said in the wrong tone/with frighteningly intense eyes/all up in your personal space/etc.
That was me, I was just wondering if you had noticed

Seriously, I often worry because I'm right at that creepy age, but not quite to the age where I just don't give a shit any more what people think, and there are some very lovely ladies walking this earth. At this point I just mutter a prayer of thanks under my breath, that's not creepy or anything, right?
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      12-02-2015, 10:43 AM   #3082
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      12-02-2015, 10:45 AM   #3083
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That was me, I was just wondering if you had noticed

Seriously, I often worry because I'm right at that creepy age, but not quite to the age where I just don't give a shit any more what people think, and there are some very lovely ladies walking this earth. At this point I just mutter a prayer of thanks under my breath, that's not creepy or anything, right?
I think it helps if it's done in a matter-of-fact manner and then you go about your business, rather than lingering there hoping for something to happen. "I just wanted to say that I think your flat top is smashing," and then be on your merry way.
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      12-02-2015, 10:47 AM   #3084
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      12-02-2015, 10:56 AM   #3085
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To beard or not to beard. Do you ladies prefer your man with facial hair (well groomed) or clean shaven? My wife doesn't like my clean shaven look.

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      12-02-2015, 10:56 AM   #3086
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To beard or not to beard. Do you ladies prefer your man with facial hair (well groomed) or clean shaven? My wife doesn't like my clean shaven look.

Clean shaven.

That suit, that tie <3
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      12-02-2015, 10:57 AM   #3087
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To beard or not to beard. Do you ladies prefer your man with facial hair (well groomed) or clean shaven? My wife doesn't like my clean shaven look.

Depends on the person and your personal preference. I think I prefer you clean shaven, but beards are very rarely my thing (as epic as they are).
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Clean shaven.

That suit, that tie <3
Yes you've made that choice clear Sara...along with credit score and fitted suit.

Thank you, I'm very fashion forward for a banker thanks to my wife. She's the image consultant being from Montreal. They know a little something about fashion compared to us Torontonians.
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Yes you've made that choice clear Sara...along with credit score and fitted suit.
you forgot bank accounts, tall, dark, and handsome.
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      12-02-2015, 11:01 AM   #3090
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You need to have 2 shots, but only the beard is changing. Comparing your fuzzy face in casual clothes to your clean in a slick suit just isn't fair to the bearded look
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What if you just have a really really great penis?
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      12-02-2015, 11:03 AM   #3092
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To beard or not to beard. Do you ladies prefer your man with facial hair (well groomed) or clean shaven? My wife doesn't like my clean shaven look.

Tough call but I'll vote for clean shaven. But maybe something in between?
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      12-02-2015, 11:04 AM   #3093
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I think it helps if it's done in a matter-of-fact manner and then you go about your business, rather than lingering there hoping for something to happen. "I just wanted to say that I think your flat top is smashing," and then be on your merry way.
OK, well smashing isn't really in my lingo, but that's exactly the way I want to do it.
I saw this beautiful Amazonian woman picking up her pizza last night. I so wanted to just take my empty beer glass back up to the counter, then say "God, but you are beautifully put together" as I walked out the door and got in my car (with the wife and kid)
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What if you just have a really really great penis?
Bearded, or clean?
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      12-02-2015, 11:07 AM   #3095
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To beard or not to beard. Do you ladies prefer your man with facial hair (well groomed) or clean shaven? My wife doesn't like my clean shaven look.

You look like a Mexican, clean shaven.
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      12-02-2015, 11:07 AM   #3096
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OK, well smashing isn't really in my lingo, but that's exactly the way I want to do it.
I saw this beautiful Amazonian woman picking up her pizza last night. I so wanted to just take my empty beer glass back up to the counter, then say "God, but you are beautifully put together" as I walked out the door and got in my car (with the wife and kid)
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Bearded, or clean?
Trimmed. If I expect a clean woman, she can expect a clean me.
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Ladies at my office are required to wear skirts and dresses as part of the dress code. The AC would be turned all the way up in the summer time and you can tell they all feel cold sitting at their desks. Today i tell the secretary to go to the kitchen and grab some hot coffee, and while she's up she should grab a cup for herself as well.

Why did HR schedule a meeting with me tomorrow morning?
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      12-02-2015, 11:20 AM   #3099
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What if you just have a really really great penis?
Clearly, this isn't a rhetorical question.
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You look like a Mexican, clean shaven.


Greek guy gets a tan and he's a Mexican all of a sudden...you sir are definitely MURICAN!
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You look like a Mexican, clean shaven.
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Clearly, this isn't a rhetorical question.



Asking for a friend.
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