LOL Pic Thread (NO POLITICS)

rwheels · 04-01-2021, 07:35 PM

Just how long is your Johnson?

MKSixer · 04-01-2021, 07:36 PM

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Originally Posted by cmyx6go

Those teeth are going to leave a mark that will not buff out....EWWWWW

I can't believe I just said that.

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Originally Posted by Murf993

That Colgate smile.......LOVE IT.

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Originally Posted by Murf993

Well played.....I'm dying.

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Originally Posted by cmyx6go

My eyes..... I think I'd rather see the camel toe.

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Originally Posted by Dpc2u

MKSixer Well done sir! That is the MK we love and adore.

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Originally Posted by spazzyfry123

Be careful what you say!

I only do what the people demand!!

MKSixer · 04-01-2021, 07:42 PM

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Originally Posted by cmyx6go

This reminds me of that movie Kingpin when Woody Harrelson does his nasty landlord because he can’t pay the rent.

cmyx6go · 04-01-2021, 07:44 PM

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Originally Posted by MKSixer

Come on...., It was funny!

rwheels · 04-01-2021, 07:55 PM

How to free a hand stuck in glass.

Buug959 · 04-01-2021, 08:07 PM

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Originally Posted by rwheels

How to free a hand stuck in glass.

It was the second time she took her hand out that got me.

MKSixer · 04-01-2021, 08:18 PM

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Originally Posted by cmyx6go

Come on...., It was funny!

It was...in a Prancercise sort of way!!

TiMSport · 04-01-2021, 09:22 PM

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Originally Posted by MKSixer

It was...in a Prancercise sort of way!!

Kingpin > Prancercise

3.0L · 04-01-2021, 09:56 PM

hubbahubba · 04-02-2021, 12:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Fly320s

Tequila was invented for a reason. And it wasn't for the taste of the liquor.

You're drinking the wrong tequila

KRS_SN · 04-02-2021, 07:17 AM

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dinonz · 04-02-2021, 10:56 AM

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Originally Posted by 3.0L

That's an old ad from New Zealand - there's a series of them with the same guys.

KRS_SN · 04-02-2021, 12:53 PM

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KRS_SN · 04-02-2021, 12:54 PM

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TKDbilly · 04-02-2021, 06:06 PM

Now it is making sense .... Why you ask:

a) When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror, the mirror shatters. Because not even glass is dumb enough to get in between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.
b) When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn’t turn the lights on, he turns the dark off.
c) The flu gets a Chuck Norris shot every year.
d) When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he’s pushing the Earth down.

Esteban · 04-02-2021, 06:18 PM

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Originally Posted by TKDbilly

Now it is making sense .... Why you ask:

a) When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror, the mirror shatters. Because not even glass is dumb enough to get in between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.
b) When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn’t turn the lights on, he turns the dark off.
c) The flu gets a Chuck Norris shot every year.
d) When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he’s pushing the Earth down.

And this is why...

rwheels · 04-02-2021, 07:29 PM

She may not look like much from the outside, but... yeah, no never-mind. She doesn't look like much on the inside anymore either... (abandoned soviet jet)

rwheels · 04-02-2021, 07:32 PM

Imagine, if you will, you work from home, and you have a report due in 30 minutes. F%&K you bird.

rwheels · 04-02-2021, 07:36 PM

Imagine, if you will, you spend what's left in your city's budget to build a bridge to help the community; and the river decides to flow in a different direction. F@%K YOU mother nature.

cmyx6go · 04-02-2021, 07:36 PM

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Originally Posted by rwheels

Imagine, if you will, you work from home, and you have a report due in 30 minutes. F%&K you bird.

One of my employees changed the I and E keys on a coworkers keyboard and videoed him afterwards. Freakin hysterical.

dinonz · 04-02-2021, 07:36 PM

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Originally Posted by rwheels

Imagine, if you will, you work from home, and you have a report due in 30 minutes. F%&K you bird.

Wings for dinner?

rwheels · 04-02-2021, 07:44 PM

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Originally Posted by cmyx6go

One of my employees changed the I and E keys on a coworkers keyboard and videoed him afterwards. Freakin hysterical.

A coworker did that to me, and I just could not get around the idea that the correct letter was supposed to be where I remembered it; but was not. Confusion ensued.

04-01-2021, 07:35 PM	#31153
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