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      04-03-2021, 05:48 PM   #31197
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I’m talking being uncomfortable laying on your stomach with “stuff” getting in the way.
Well we have the advantage of being able to man-spread to make a little bit of room for "stuff" to shift out of the way. Of course this doesn't really help if the "scenery" is particularly scantily clad.
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Well we have the advantage of being able to man-spread to make a little bit of room for "stuff" to shift out of the way. Of course this doesn't really help if the "scenery" is particularly scantily clad.
You mean when we're made to stand at attention!
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      04-03-2021, 08:59 PM   #31203
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I’m talking being uncomfortable laying on your stomach with “stuff” getting in the way.
Old Theorem:

The angle of the dangle is directly proportional to the heat of the meat
provided the mass of the ass remains constant.
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Old Theorem:

The angle of the dangle is directly proportional to the heat of the meat
provided the mass of the ass remains constant.
I heard a different version, years ago. The angle of the dangle is determined by the wiggle of her middle.
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Garçon, there is a mouse in my bowl...
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I read that and immediately thought of Beavis and Butthead.
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Uh-huhuhuh... you said ass. Lol
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