Ask a girl anything?

Biorin · 12-02-2015, 11:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Cbozz

hahahahaha love this one!

Welcome!

ASBSECU E93 · 12-02-2015, 12:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Sara504

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Yes you've made that choice clear Sara...along with credit score and fitted suit.

you forgot bank accounts, tall, dark, and handsome.

Check
Check
Check
......

You've already seen pics of the closet(s).....so, there's that...

ASBSECU E93 · 12-02-2015, 01:01 PM

Serious (hypothetical) question for the ladies......

What would you want for a secret Santa gift?!?!

Would you want a store bought gift, or something a little more personal...?

Biorin · 12-02-2015, 01:03 PM

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Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

Serious (hypothetical) question for the ladies......

What would you want for a secret Santa gift?!?!

Would you want a store bought gift, or something a little more personal...?

By personal, do you mean Tonka's Clone a Willy idea? If so... yes.

In all seriousness, whatever had thought put into it. If you saw something in the store and went "yes, perfect" then great. If you painted a portrait of a goat in watercolors and went "yes, perfect" then great.

Sara · 12-02-2015, 01:10 PM

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Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

Serious (hypothetical) question for the ladies......

What would you want for a secret Santa gift?!?!

Would you want a store bought gift, or something a little more personal...?

Store bought.

Axius · 12-02-2015, 01:11 PM

I'm definitely making a part of my present. Maybe all of it. Who knows, I have so many ideas.

Mr Tonka · 12-02-2015, 04:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Axius

I'm definitely making a part of my present. Maybe all of it. Who knows, I have so many ideas.

I'll like the personal touch.

1LRM3 · 12-02-2015, 05:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Lups

Meh, I'm lazy.

Yes, but on January 1, 2016 this may change... you may become characterized by iconic energy

Lups · 12-02-2015, 06:12 PM

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Originally Posted by 1LRM3

Yes, but on January 1, 2016 this may change... you may become characterized by iconic energy

Nope.

1LRM3 · 12-02-2015, 06:58 PM

Sorry... how come?

glass half full!

Lups · 12-02-2015, 07:15 PM

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Originally Posted by 1LRM3

Sorry... how come?

glass half full!

Ask again tomorrow, ive fucked up everything today.

But in all seriousness, I would be the worst date ever.

ASBSECU E93 I'd prefer something cheap and funny. New oven mittens since my dog ate mine, or new long shoe laces since mine just broke. My cb's need to be strapped on!

1LRM3 · 12-02-2015, 07:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Lups

Ask again tomorrow, ive fucked up everything today.

But in all seriousness, I would be the worst date ever.

!

LOL I believe that like I believe turtles can leave their shell....

May have been a tough day but tomorrow is a new beginning. A lot of a day can suck... but I highly doubt your the worst date ever...unless you puke on the guy.

PoorLurker · 12-02-2015, 09:35 PM

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Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

Check
Check
Check
......

You've already seen pics of the closet(s).....so, there's that...

Did I miss the Post photos of your closet thread? haha

ASBSECU E93 · 12-02-2015, 09:45 PM

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Originally Posted by PoorLurker

Did I miss the Post photos of your closet thread? haha

that was in my OCD thread

Lups · 12-02-2015, 09:58 PM

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Originally Posted by 1LRM3

LOL I believe that like I believe turtles can leave their shell....

May have been a tough day but tomorrow is a new beginning. A lot of a day can suck... but I highly doubt your the worst date ever...unless you puke on the guy.

I just don't like most people, and I lose my shit if I see a person only eating with a fork. I've improved a lot, nowadays I lose my will to eat if I see this.

I can't handle slow drivers, bad taste in cars, patronizing, if the date is not a history major he probably won't get any of my jokes, I haven't watched tv in five years so all talk of movies, shows or actors is out. I don't know who's hot and who's not, the only current celebrity ive heard about is Kanye West, and that's because i heard a clip where he raped bohemian rhapsody.

I don't eat tasteless food, and I don't believe in men having the right to drive. I love dogs, not cats but driving over a cat won't get you laid.

I think I have all bases covered.

RJ_ · 12-02-2015, 10:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Lups

driving over a cat won't get you laid.

If this is true, then today is the day chivalry is officially dead, and Lups is to blame.

bimmette · 12-02-2015, 10:09 PM

It's hilarious when an OT noob comes on here giving Lups dating advice

Lups · 12-02-2015, 10:21 PM

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Originally Posted by bimmette

It's hilarious when an OT noob comes on here giving Lups dating advice

Everyone doesnt know my super secret man skills Tara.

UglyBuzzard · 12-02-2015, 11:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Lups

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Originally Posted by 1LRM3

LOL I believe that like I believe turtles can leave their shell....

May have been a tough day but tomorrow is a new beginning. A lot of a day can suck... but I highly doubt your the worst date ever...unless you puke on the guy.

I just don't like most people, and I lose my shit if I see a person only eating with a fork. I've improved a lot, nowadays I lose my will to eat if I see this.

I can't handle slow drivers, bad taste in cars, patronizing, if the date is not a history major he probably won't get any of my jokes, I haven't watched tv in five years so all talk of movies, shows or actors is out. I don't know who's hot and who's not, the only current celebrity ive heard about is Kanye West, and that's because i heard a clip where he raped bohemian rhapsody.

I don't eat tasteless food, and I don't believe in men having the right to drive. I love dogs, not cats but driving over a cat won't get you laid.

I think I have all bases covered.

What if your date had a dog that drove over a cat while he was eating pasta with fork and spoon. All the while, he was channeling Freddie Mercury to hit Kanye with his mic stand? When done, he picked up his history book and sat down in front of the fireplace in his jeans and flannel shirt - stroking his beard smiling at you?

Would that work?

Lups · 12-02-2015, 11:18 PM

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Originally Posted by UglyBuzzard

What if your date had a dog that drove over a cat while he was eating pasta with fork and spoon. All the while, he was channeling Freddie Mercury to hit Kanye with his mic stand? When done, he picked up his history book and sat down in front of the fireplace in his jeans and flannel shirt - stroking his beard smiling at you?

Would that work?

No!

I'm a pacifist, and Freddie would never hurt anyone. He is my dream man.

(I would hit Kanye for him though.)

It's a bit late to read a book to impress me if I've seen you wearing flannel already. It would have to be real love and not a date at that point, and all his clothes had been destroyed by his badly behaving dog.

Only a handful of men can pull off beard, so as a general rule I don't recommend it to anyone.

ASBSECU E93 · 12-02-2015, 11:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Lups

No!

I'm a pacifist, and Freddie would never hurt anyone. He is my dream man.

(I would hit Kanye for him though.)

It's a bit late to read a book to impress me if I've seen you wearing flannel already. It would have to be real love and not a date at that point, and all his clothes had been destroyed by his badly behaving dog.

Only a handful of men can pull off beard, so as a general rule I don't recommend it to anyone.

...yes, only a few of us...

UglyBuzzard · 12-02-2015, 11:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Lups

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Originally Posted by UglyBuzzard

What if your date had a dog that drove over a cat while he was eating pasta with fork and spoon. All the while, he was channeling Freddie Mercury to hit Kanye with his mic stand? When done, he picked up his history book and sat down in front of the fireplace in his jeans and flannel shirt - stroking his beard smiling at you?

Would that work?

No!

I'm a pacifist, and Freddie would never hurt anyone. He is my dream man.

(I would hit Kanye for him though.)

It's a bit late to read a book to impress me if I've seen you wearing flannel already. It would have to be real love and not a date at that point, and all his clothes had been destroyed by his badly behaving dog.

Only a handful of men can pull off beard, so as a general rule I don't recommend it to anyone.

Heartbreaking to say the least

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