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      04-16-2021, 09:59 AM   #31417
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This happened to a New Zealand customer of mine. He was super outgoing and always made friends wherever he went. We was coming to a show in the USA and had a long layover in LA. He put his stuff in a locker and went exploring. Wound up in a bar of course and a white haired older couple heard his accent and introduced themselves. This guy drank me under the table many times, but he had had 2 beers and they offered to buy him another. He accepted and stayed with them chatting. That was the last thing he remembers. He woke up and it was dark outside, he was in an alley and the few thousand dollars he had on him was gone - and he missed his plane.

Assumed they slipped him something.

Then to add insult to injury - the flight they managed to get him on lost his bags for 2 days.

He had a rough go that trip. LOL
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When someone passes you at high speed during inclement weather and you find them in the ditch moments later.


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It happened to me and since he was not hurt, I just wave at the idiot...
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Haute Cuisine with a side of disdain.

" Would you like to smell the screw cap before the fizz dissipates?"


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My wife says I'm childish for laughing at this. So I thought some of you might like it too.

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My wife says I'm childish for laughing at this. So I thought some of you might like it too.

hilarious!
I last served the cider to Mrs yesterday and day before and she loved it. and before anyone asks no I don't plan to try it.
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God bless australia, look at that sun and the beach and the sense of humour. The 4 year old declaring mum loves a Dickens Cider is absolute quality.
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God bless australia, look at that sun and the beach and the sense of humour. The 4 year old declaring mum loves a Dickens Cider is absolute quality.
I'm surprised we can even view this in Canada.
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