LOL Pic Thread (NO POLITICS)

King Rudi · 05-04-2021, 01:05 PM

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Originally Posted by unluky

Showing my age here........

I never learned how to use the three sea shells.

Buug959 · 05-04-2021, 01:39 PM

RM

pukicabuki · 05-04-2021, 06:45 PM

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Originally Posted by CTinline-six

This whole sister thing is getting awkward. I mean I get it if that's what you're into haha.

If you can't keep it in your pants.... keep it in your genes.

NEfan508 · 05-04-2021, 09:24 PM

Caption this:

"Punch it bro, the lights gray"

rwheels · 05-04-2021, 09:50 PM

How much have you had?

Fly320s · 05-04-2021, 10:01 PM

Sing it with me...

1 tequila
2 tequila
3 tequila
Floor.

MKSixer · 05-04-2021, 10:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Fly320s

Sing it with me...

1 tequila
2 tequila
3 tequila
Floor.

You sir, win The Internet today. Congratulations!!

Simple. Succinct. Accurate.

I have a poor history with tequila. Very poor.

vreihen16 · 05-05-2021, 08:32 AM

I saw this headline on a regional news web site this morning, and it is just wrong on so many levels.....

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Joekerr · 05-05-2021, 09:44 AM

I laughed. And replayed it.

https://www.facebook.com/eTVgh/videos/139009478202012

3.0L · 05-05-2021, 11:03 AM

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UncleWede · 05-05-2021, 11:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fly320s

Sing it with me...

1 tequila
2 tequila
3 tequila
Floor.

Or the newer corollary:
One Margarita,
Two Margarita
Three Margarita
SHOT

KRS_SN · 05-05-2021, 11:40 AM

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3.0L · 05-05-2021, 11:46 AM

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Originally Posted by KRS_SN

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Kind of like:

"Take your pants and jacket off."

King Rudi · 05-05-2021, 11:58 AM

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Originally Posted by KRS_SN

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I struggle with this daily.

I can never find a company van around when nature calls.

M5Rick · 05-05-2021, 12:04 PM

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Originally Posted by King Rudi

I struggle with this daily.

I can never find a company van around when nature calls.

That's what wv man does anyway especially delivery drivers, they're trapped in their vans and can't leave, TP and bowl a necessity

Dpc2u · 05-05-2021, 08:57 PM

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3.0L · 05-05-2021, 10:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Dpc2u

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Among other things, my dad taught me about flat bastard files.

Alfisti · 05-06-2021, 08:53 AM

OMG SFT. Mine just stuffs things ANYWHERE, doesn't matter where so long as out of sight and man, i dead set lose my shit at times.

TKDbilly · 05-06-2021, 09:03 AM

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Originally Posted by 3.0L

Among other things, my dad taught me about flat bastard files.

Also, fu*k is used to control pain particularly right after you smash your hand on the engine block!

DETRoadster · 05-06-2021, 09:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Alfisti

OMG SFT. Mine just stuffs things ANYWHERE, doesn't matter where so long as out of sight and man, i dead set lose my shit at times.

My wife leaves a trail of destruction and haphazardly dropped shit in her wake that is so legendary, I call her "the Hurricane." You can no joke see the path she took as she entered the house from work. Shoes on the floor by the front door, a few steps later and her jacket is draped over the railing, 3 more paces and her purse is there on a side table, into the kitchen and there's her lunch bag on the counter, 3 feet down the counter there's a pile of papers she brought home, and finally her dirty lunch dishes on the counter NEXT to the sink as opposed to in the sink (let alone in the dishwasher).

So in my house I'm like your wife. I'm randomly stuffing her shoes, jacket, purse, etc. into whatever cubby hole I can find to make a point. You gotta ask yourself, are YOU "The Hurricane" in your relationship?

Alfisti · 05-06-2021, 11:13 AM

No 100pc not, I am neat as a pin. But if i leave, say a torch on the benchtop and go downstairs to get another tool, it'll vanish. She has put away the chopping board on me as I am cooking ffs. Even food, no rhyme or reason when she packs, just wherever i fits, same with cutlery.

KRS_SN · 05-06-2021, 11:18 AM

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Originally Posted by DETRoadster

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alfisti

OMG SFT. Mine just stuffs things ANYWHERE, doesn't matter where so long as out of sight and man, i dead set lose my shit at times.

My wife leaves a trail of destruction and haphazardly dropped shit in her wake that is so legendary, I call her "the Hurricane." You can no joke see the path she took as she entered the house from work. Shoes on the floor by the front door, a few steps later and her jacket is draped over the railing, 3 more paces and her purse is there on a side table, into the kitchen and there's her lunch bag on the counter, 3 feet down the counter there's a pile of papers she brought home, and finally her dirty lunch dishes on the counter NEXT to the sink as opposed to in the sink (let alone in the dishwasher).

So in my house I'm like your wife. I'm randomly stuffing her shoes, jacket, purse, etc. into whatever cubby hole I can find to make a point. You gotta ask yourself, are YOU "The Hurricane" in your relationship?

interesting my wife was a cleanliness freak. when she was a stay at home mom and I was at full time work and came home tired I was 'the hurricane' but she trained me so I became a clean freak and can't tolerate clutter or dirt.
Fast forward a few years and she started working full time she became 'the hurricane' as she couldn't care less where things went after a hard day's work.
We often laugh about how much of a slob she has become and how I adapted despite being tired to 'unhurricane myself' to keep her happy.

05-04-2021, 01:39 PM	#31726
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05-04-2021, 09:24 PM	#31728
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05-04-2021, 09:50 PM	#31729
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05-04-2021, 10:01 PM	#31730
Fly320s Private First Class 1562 Rep 140 Posts Drives: Car Join Date: Sep 2017 Location: NH iTrader: (0) Garage List 2020 BMW M2C [5.50]	Sing it with me... 1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila Floor.
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05-05-2021, 08:32 AM	#31732
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05-05-2021, 09:44 AM	#31733
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05-05-2021, 11:03 AM	#31734
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05-05-2021, 11:40 AM	#31736
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05-05-2021, 08:57 PM	#31740
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05-06-2021, 08:53 AM	#31742
Alfisti Brigadier General 7005 Rep 3,313 Posts Drives: 2008 Saab 9-3 Combi Join Date: Nov 2014 Location: Toronto, Canada iTrader: (0)	OMG SFT. Mine just stuffs things ANYWHERE, doesn't matter where so long as out of sight and man, i dead set lose my shit at times.
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05-06-2021, 11:13 AM	#31745
Alfisti Brigadier General 7005 Rep 3,313 Posts Drives: 2008 Saab 9-3 Combi Join Date: Nov 2014 Location: Toronto, Canada iTrader: (0)	No 100pc not, I am neat as a pin. But if i leave, say a torch on the benchtop and go downstairs to get another tool, it'll vanish. She has put away the chopping board on me as I am cooking ffs. Even food, no rhyme or reason when she packs, just wherever i fits, same with cutlery.
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