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      12-03-2015, 01:07 PM   #3213
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What do you mean what she was thinking. She was a fucking brain washed jihadist, so logic and reason went right out the window. You're up in Canada, the muslim refugee invasion is coming your way soon; your government has stamped its approval on it.. You guys will be having fun with that soon.
Don't be so sure of yourself now. Do you know how close to the US border some of the places they are thinking of settling some of these people? And whom do you think they'd most like to pay a visit to....the little Canuck eating some poutine on the sidewalk or the GREAT WHITE SATAN?
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      12-03-2015, 01:10 PM   #3214
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Don't be so sure of yourself now. Do you know how close to the US border some of the places they are thinking of settling some of these people? And whom do you think they'd most like to pay a visit to....the little Canuck eating some poutine on the sidewalk or the GREAT WHITE SATAN?
Great now we got to fence you fuckers off too.
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      12-03-2015, 01:14 PM   #3215
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Great now we got to fence you fuckers off too.
You know what works better than a fence?

The Atlantic Ocean.
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      12-03-2015, 01:16 PM   #3216
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Great now we got to fence you fuckers off too.
You know what works better than a fence?

The Atlantic Ocean.
And the Pacific Ocean....just for clarity....
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      12-03-2015, 01:33 PM   #3218
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I grew up in the stables. Pulling hay bales by myself using a rope up into the hayloft. I still do muck stalls, sweep the aisle way, clean my own tack room, carry my own 50 lb feed bags from my car to the feed room, groom my own horses, pick their hooves myself, saddle my own horses, bathe my own horses, I deworm my own horses, vaccinate my own horses.

You were saying....

(recent pics from 7 days ago)
All I meant was you could learn some OTHER things haha, did not know you were such a horsewoman! Im sure I could learn some things from you, I worked on a 10000 acre horse ranch in the Montana mountains, spending 14 hours a day in the saddle, you would have fit right in and loved it. A woman who can dress sharp and knows how to pick a hoof is impressive indeed.
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      12-03-2015, 01:35 PM   #3219
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What Lups think farmers look like....







What *most* farmers look like.

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      12-03-2015, 01:36 PM   #3220
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Lups - you truly are my soul mate
Oh, I forgot milk.

Of course I am, I am the perfect woman! Nobody except the poor sucker who married me disagrees with me on this!

Oh, tits! Heavy lifting keeps them up and perky. I must edit the list and add those two in there.
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What Lups think farmers look like....







What *most* farmers look like.

The second pic has been paid by country women to keep us horny city chicks out from their terrain. You just fell for their tricks!
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      12-03-2015, 01:38 PM   #3222
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Reasons to date a farmer:
Body. Manual labor produces the finest things in life.

Reasons to marry a farmer:
Body.
Real understanding of the circle of life.
Body.
Life skills you can't buy.
You don't have to live in a city.
Body.
He will know his way around a rope.
I've never met a farmer who is a pussy.
Homegrown food.
Body.
Farmhands.
His hands.
Spankable man ass.
All these things come are checked off Lups, I def know my way around a rope, in a few ways
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All these things come are checked off Lups, I def know my way around a rope, in a few ways
We should discuss this all more over a bottle of whiskey and a couple of horse steaks.

Oh, I too ride like a champ. Old hobby I'd love to revisit.


*see this is what you guys have done to us women with the ass shots*
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What Lups think farmers look like....







What *most* farmers look like.

I like Lups' version better.
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I like Lups' version better.
Those country bitches are keeping the good stuff hidden and they only show us hillbillies to keep us away from the man candy.
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      12-03-2015, 01:55 PM   #3226
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Lups your PM box is full haha. Of course it is !
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Lups,


You need to check out www.farmersonly.com
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Those country bitches are keeping the good stuff hidden and they only show us hillbillies to keep us away from the man candy.
I'll take him!
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Lups your PM box is full haha. Of course it is !
Hidingbehindanick @hotmail.com works, my APPS (adaptive pervert protection system) is working here well.

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You need to check out www.farmersonly.com
Or, we could go on some country back road and violate some hay bales?
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I'll take him!
Yeah, see those are city muscles. The poor bloke would die in one day in the wilderness.
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Or, we could go on some country back road and violate some hay bales?
I like your idea more. Can I go buy an old rusty 4 speed pick up truck for us to drive around in?
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Yeah, see those are city muscles. The poor bloke would die in one day in the wilderness.
I just want him for one night, he can die in the wilderness after that lol
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I like your idea more. Can I go buy an old rusty 4 speed pick up truck for us to drive around in?
Peter would disapprove. We must use him.

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I just want him for one night, he can die in the wilderness after that lol
Ah, I'm more of a long term solution type myself. I hate wasting good meat.
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Peter would disapprove. We must use him.
Yeah but we can't launch Peter in a pond at night for the fun of it. Or blow him up. Or shoot at him with guns.


An old shitty truck would give us hours of fun.
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