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      07-04-2021, 10:07 PM   #32517
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      07-05-2021, 06:41 AM   #32518
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      07-05-2021, 10:19 AM   #32520
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I can't help but image grandparents owning that conservative Volvo

Grandpa: after dinner @ 3pm let's get wild

Maybe because my grand Dad had the same/similar car?!? Thanks for that image burnt in my thoughts
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      07-05-2021, 10:27 AM   #32521
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<narrator> Gramps was surprised when Grandma asked if he could get his foam cannon to work on her dusty old vulva. But he willingly obliged. </narrator>

Grandma: VOLVO!!! I said Volvo!
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      07-05-2021, 10:27 AM   #32522
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I can't help but image grandparents owning that conservative Volvo

Grandpa: after dinner @ 3pm let's get wild

Maybe because my grand Dad had the same/similar car?!? Thanks for that image burnt in my thoughts
Hey, I used to have one of those Volvo's, easy on the Grandpa comments eh.
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      07-05-2021, 10:37 AM   #32523
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@Lady Jane

I can't help but image grandparents owning that conservative Volvo

Grandpa: after dinner @ 3pm let's get wild

Maybe because my grand Dad had the same/similar car?!? Thanks for that image burnt in my thoughts
Hey, I used to have one of those Volvo's, easy on the Grandpa comments eh.
Just curious if you had a burgundy Mercury Grand Marquis?
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      07-05-2021, 10:59 AM   #32524
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Poor Volvo - they put the symbol of manliness right in their logo (and engineered the fuck out of their cars), and they still can't rank as a real car-guy car. I bet at least 2/3rds of the people seeing this thought 'hot sex on a Volvo? obviously a set up photo'.
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      07-05-2021, 11:09 AM   #32525
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      07-05-2021, 03:35 PM   #32526
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At a quick glance it looks like she's wearing a hockey helmet.
Ok, ok, one step at a time for my 'little' sister ...
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Just curious if you had a burgundy Mercury Grand Marquis?
Didn't go that deep.
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      07-05-2021, 10:35 PM   #32528
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House market is fierce, I'm staying but rebuilding 📝

Originally home base was a 3br 1300 sq ft townhouse, now the kids will sleep on foutans me and Mrs Miller cozy on the sofa, I'm a genius

Edit: it's a work in progress, I'll give add twin sinks in the washroom, she deserves her sink in the morning as we get ready (always thinking of her comfort)
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Fellow Masshole, I'll likely see you in the morning @ dunkin on Comm Av, everything bagel toasted with a small hot regular

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      07-06-2021, 06:01 AM   #32530
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      07-06-2021, 04:36 PM   #32531
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      07-06-2021, 06:25 PM   #32533
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Dad: "Hey son, I'm happy to lend you the car, but for cryin' out loud give it a wash when you're done"

Son: "Dad - that was mom who borrowed the car..."
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One of my sister's first attempts at dinner ... I suggested the guests may not be hungry ...
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One of my sister's first attempts at dinner ... I suggested the guests may not be hungry ...
Anybody else thinking "Alien"?
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One of my sister's first attempts at dinner ... I suggested the guests may not be hungry ...
Billy's sister: "Don't worry, it tastes just like chicken…"
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