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      07-01-2016, 01:52 PM   #3235
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I dunno, cows are fat..
No they just have big bones and lots of tasty meat.


Cut a fat person open and you'll see a bunch of oogly fat. Cut a cow open and I'm having dinner.
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      07-01-2016, 01:54 PM   #3236
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No they just have big bones and lots of tasty meat.


Cut a fat person open and you'll see a bunch of oogly fat. Cut a cow open and I'm having dinner.
Primitive humans are made to consume 30-40% fat.. so don't shirk on the fatties
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Primitive humans are made to consume 30-40% fat.. so don't shirk on the fatties
I'm an alpha human so I know not what you speak.
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      07-01-2016, 01:56 PM   #3238
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I dunno, cows are fat..
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They were already fat and they think being a vegetarian is going to make the fat magically disappear.
Both of these things. So gross.

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My dude! We can spit mad game at Indian girls now Verbiage

He faps the other 30% of the time. Pretty busy guy.
Haha you can have them bro. I hate self-entitled women.


Indeed. Faps limited to every 3 days.
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      07-01-2016, 01:59 PM   #3239
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I'm an alpha human so I know not what you speak.
90% lean 10% vegans for you?

i have no idea what gods eat
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90% lean 10% vegans for you?

i have no idea what gods eat
We eat the insecurities of the weak and bacon.
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      07-01-2016, 02:02 PM   #3241
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We eat the insecurities of the weak and bacon.
lots of insecure and fat ppl around.. you'll have no problem propagating and dominating the earth
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      07-01-2016, 02:03 PM   #3242
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90% lean 10% vegans for you?

i have no idea what gods eat
We eat the insecurities of the weak and bacon.
Thanks, asshole... Now I'm craving bacon...

Not the kind you approve of however... I like mine crispy !!!
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Hahahahahaha obesity not welcome tag #epic
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      07-01-2016, 03:35 PM   #3245
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the girl in this video reminded me of you guys, Aat, Verb, Silver etc.

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so akward

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the girl in this video reminded me of you guys, Aat, Verb, Silver etc.

Second dude was FUCKING hilarious.
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@silvergray545 my brother is a cinematographer, if you come to DC we are absolutely doing this. We are definitely attractive enough to pull that off.
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First chick bad AF tho.
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On girls they just arent classy. Hence why Ive laserd mine off. Almost done my arm. Cant wait for it to be done with.
Good. i hate tats. "ever see a bumper sticker on a bentley?" is always my response.

I hear the removal of them is WAY worse than anything
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so akward

OHHHHHH THE LAST GIRL NOOOOOOOOO LOLOLOLLLL.
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      07-01-2016, 04:11 PM   #3252
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      07-01-2016, 04:13 PM   #3253
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Also, can someone please explain the concept of a fat vegetarian?
I read a report on this once.

Had to due with their upbringing. If they were raised vegetarians from the start, then they would actually eat veggies and shit more so than creams and fats. Those who "converted" are more likely to consume fattier shit.
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      07-01-2016, 04:13 PM   #3254
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Aussie's need cock. These goddamned spam pages are starting to overtake this app. Lmao.
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Dammit grimmy you made me forget to say that I've set up a date with one of the matches tomorrow, Marie.


Mike. for the record, this wasn't a match from the witch line. Lol
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Probably if you want the latest undiscovered STI/STD, sure.
My buddy got scabies from a dirty PA chick on Craigslist. She was hot but obviously (hindsight) unkempt.

Scabies. It's a friggin 19th Century disease.
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