What's For Dinner Tonight?

TiMSport · 07-19-2021, 09:00 PM

LMAO! Yeah, what just happened?? Some members around here might be like "8 in. flaccid.... hmmmmm".

Ok, Okay back to original programming. Nothing to see here (I hope!).

Sedan_Clan · 07-19-2021, 09:05 PM

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Originally Posted by TiMSport

LMAO! Yeah, what just happened?? Some members around here might be like "8 in. flaccid.... hmmmmm".

Ok, Okay back to original programming. Nothing to see here (I hope!).

….I'm cracking up!

TiMSport · 07-19-2021, 09:07 PM

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….I'm cracking up!

Did you have a bit of nutmeg this evening? Lol.
"I promise, just the tip"

Sedan_Clan · 07-19-2021, 09:09 PM

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….I'm cracking up!

Did you have a bit of nutmeg this evening? Lol.
"I promise, just the tip"

I mean, I have some…..

TiMSport · 07-19-2021, 09:11 PM

You have this t-shirt rolled up in one of your drawers? Lol.
"What's for dinner tonight you ask? Sirloin tip steak!"

Sedan_Clan · 07-19-2021, 09:26 PM

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Originally Posted by TiMSport

You have this t-shirt rolled up in one of your drawers? Lol.
"What's for dinner tonight you ask? Sirloin tip steak!"

I need that shirt.

Dpc2u · 07-19-2021, 09:31 PM

So I guess a weiner inside a taco would be appropriate at this point for you two.

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TiMSport · 07-19-2021, 09:33 PM

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I need that shirt.

You can also buy this cute version.

This would make a nice Xmas gift.

TiMSport · 07-19-2021, 09:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Dpc2u

So I guess a weiner inside a taco would be appropriate at this point for you two.

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Lol, yes it would. Was the weiner measured before insertion into the taco?

Sedan_Clan · 07-19-2021, 09:35 PM

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So I guess a weiner inside a taco would be appropriate at this point for you two.

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Hahahaha! Well done. I want my wiener inside buns….

I need to get a girl a onesie like this and then play out my naughty fantasies.

TiMSport · 07-19-2021, 09:37 PM

leopard print · 07-19-2021, 09:48 PM

Meat

2one3E90 · 07-20-2021, 09:33 AM

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I've seen more dicks than I even care to count. Working jails and slums will show you some things. I mean, I've seen some really impressive tweeker/crack addict dick that had me feeling Asian……and I'm not Asian.

Hell is waiting for me. Thankfully I have lots of melanin.

There was one guy in L.A.'s Twin Towers jail facility whose brain was fried from methamphetamine use and crack cocaine use. He'd walk around naked like a large percentage of them do, talking to himself, smearing feces around his cell and trying to "gas" deputies…..a term used for the act of tossing excrement on a peace officer. He was a show(er) and a grow(er); easily 8" FLACCID. I was mad!!!!! Lol!

Damn, we're talking about genitalia and excrement in the dinner thread. What the hell happened?!?!

like dis

2one3E90 · 07-20-2021, 09:38 AM

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Use your dip stick to gauge it.

Dayam. Talk about going off topic. I guess that's what this forum is all about though! Now to bring it back on topic.... 2one3E90's dip stick for dinner.

I kid, I kid.

Fagut

TiMSport · 07-20-2021, 10:31 AM

You mad, bro?

nyalpine90 · 07-20-2021, 10:42 AM

2one3E90 · 07-20-2021, 11:15 AM

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you mad, bro?

i only put half of quart when it is near min!

TiMSport · 07-20-2021, 11:52 AM

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i only put half of quart when it is near min!

Ahh. I recommend filling it to the full mark of your dip stick. I'm sure it's much more satisfying.

2one3E90 · 07-20-2021, 12:44 PM

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i only put half of quart when it is near min!

Ahh. I recommend filling it to the full mark of your dip stick. I'm sure it's much more satisfying.

Yeah but you never know how much it really needs if it doesnt hit min. If its near minimum I add .25 to .50 quart to see if it fluctuates. Alot of people talk shit on the e dipstick but its actually a genius Idea. You dont need to get out of the car to check your oil level

TiMSport · 07-20-2021, 12:51 PM

I'm starting to wonder if you're reading between the lines of this dialog.

Esteban · 07-20-2021, 01:26 PM

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I'm starting to wonder if you're reading between the lines of this dialog.

TiMSport · 07-20-2021, 01:56 PM

Lol. Haven't seen that in years.

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