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      07-18-2021, 09:55 PM   #32737
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      07-18-2021, 10:34 PM   #32738
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Also our E90 330 and 325 will soon have some sort of boost. So there is actually more of a chance to get more hp out of a 330 then a 335 in my opinion
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      07-18-2021, 11:46 PM   #32739
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Probably a drugged or dumbed down specimen. Cant imagine a real life one letting anyone get that close without being aware.
It's a fake.
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Scots cop called officers for help after being pursued by drone but dot in sky was actually Jupiter

"A rookie Scots police officer feared she was being pursued for miles by a drone – but the bright light in the sky was actually a planet.

It was only after a drawn-out “pursuit” that she sought help from senior officers, who told her it was Jupiter – some 365 million miles away."

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      07-19-2021, 09:30 AM   #32742
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Need that on the front of the truck, printed in reverse so it can be read in the rear-view mirror.
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      07-19-2021, 09:34 AM   #32743
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Need that on the front of the truck, printed in reverse so it can be read in the rear-view mirror.
Wouldn't help. Left lane hogs never look in the rear view.
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      07-19-2021, 09:51 AM   #32744
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Not really funny, but WOW!



"so do we know if anyone lived? that was just scary!"

"The woman driving somehow lived and actually walked out of the hospital with no major injuries. Crazy af."
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Not really funny, but WOW!...
Some rescuers...
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Need that on the front of the truck, printed in reverse so it can be read in the rear-view mirror.
Wouldn't help. Left lane hogs never look in the rear view.
That's so true. Nerves of steel they have as they white knuckle grip the wheel and stare dead ahead, pressing the brake to slow to 45, ignoring absolutely everything and everyone else on the road.
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That's so true. Nerves of steel they have as they white knuckle grip the wheel and stare dead ahead, pressing the brake to slow to 45, ignoring absolutely everything and everyone else on the road.
And don't let the guy a mile ahead brake because, you know, have to maintain proper distance.
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      07-19-2021, 12:20 PM   #32748
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That's so true.

To the white knuckles, you can add blue hair, old Continental barge with a constant turn signal on.
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I used to work in a different town about 30 mins away, but it was a straight shot via 4 lane highway for me without a single stoplight between me and work. Many nights I was on the way home and would get passed (rare by itself....) by this little modded Honda prelude. Took me a while to figure out what was on his windshield, but I finally saw it in the mirror once and it said:

"Slower Traffic Move To The Right ------>" in red letters only in reverse at the top of his windshield. I loved it. He tailgate someone till they saw it and then haul ass by them. My trips home were sometimes faster because of him......
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I used to work in a different town about 30 mins away, but it was a straight shot via 4 lane highway for me without a single stoplight between me and work. Many nights I was on the way home and would get passed (rare by itself....) by this little modded Honda prelude. Took me a while to figure out what was on his windshield, but I finally saw it in the mirror once and it said:

"Slower Traffic Move To The Right ------>" in red letters only in reverse at the top of his windshield. I loved it. He tailgate someone till they saw it and then haul ass by them. My trips home were sometimes faster because of him......
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I haven't seen a "Dad Joke" thread so it's going here.
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I haven't seen a "Dad Joke" thread so it's going here.

I heard a variant well over 40yrs ago What do you call Milk of Magnesia, Vodka and OJ?



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