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954Stealth · 02-12-2015, 06:49 PM

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Originally Posted by kevinbahnz

i saw this hot chick working out today. She looks like one of the girls in the workout videos. She was wearing tight leggings doing wide stance squats in front of me while I was on the seated row machine. Then when I turned around to hop on lat pull downs she was opening and closing her legs on that leg machine thingamajig. I think her camel toe was winking at me..

That machine is called the good girl / bad girl

P1 · 02-12-2015, 07:28 PM

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Originally Posted by kevinbahnz

i saw this hot chick working out today. She looks like one of the girls in the workout videos. She was wearing tight leggings doing wide stance squats in front of me while I was on the seated row machine. Then when I turned around to hop on lat pull downs she was opening and closing her legs on that leg machine thingamajig. I think her camel toe was winking at me..

So you have kids, but are divorced, right?

kevinbahnz · 02-12-2015, 08:02 PM

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Originally Posted by P1et

So you have kids, but are divorced, right?

riiiiiight, nope. I was trying not to look. I usually just go in handle my business and get out of there. I wasn't staring or anything. was i? lolz

grimlock · 02-13-2015, 03:43 AM

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Originally Posted by kevinbahnz

riiiiiight, nope. I was trying not to look. I usually just go in handle my business and get out of there. I wasn't staring or anything. was i? lolz

you mean go in, look, get out of there THEN get handle your business?

Billup · 02-13-2015, 08:37 AM

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Originally Posted by grimlock

you mean go in, look, get out of there THEN get handle your business?

I don't know man, I kind of picture you hiding behind the dumbell rack, peeping through the gaps between the solid metal exercise equipment, examining the perimeter, seeking out your unknowing targets like a cheetah....,

Really creepy man..., not cool. Not cool.

UncleWede · 02-14-2015, 01:42 AM

I resemble mr bahnzs remark

grimlock · 02-15-2015, 03:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Billup

I don't know man, I kind of picture you hiding behind the dumbell rack, peeping through the gaps between the solid metal exercise equipment, examining the perimeter, seeking out your unknowing targets like a cheetah....,

Really creepy man..., not cool. Not cool.

got me..

gtron · 02-16-2015, 09:54 AM

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Originally Posted by 954Stealth

That machine is called the good girl / bad girl

V1.47fan · 02-24-2015, 05:52 PM

grimlock · 04-01-2016, 05:10 AM

what a minute..
hahah squishy did you really let your gf cheat on you like a crazed whore on viagra?

Nkc · 04-01-2016, 05:22 AM

Fuck I remember that dog.... That's mother fucker squish dogg.

Verbiage · 04-01-2016, 08:00 AM

I have to admit, I was entertained by this thread and I refuse to associate the OP with smoosh.

Samurai of 2day · 04-01-2016, 08:44 AM

LMAFO

"Don't call it a come back, been here for years"

smoosh · 07-20-2016, 01:24 PM

Ladies, gentlemen, and trannies, I present to you...

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Aatish · 07-20-2016, 01:27 PM

TBN54 · 07-20-2016, 01:32 PM

^ That's awesome lmao

///M Power-Belgium · 07-20-2016, 01:35 PM

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Well pall that looks like a piece of art to me !!!

Dang..That looks really expensive ..Ever thought to sell it ?

Thanks to think about me as well..But I really wonder why I need to stop while it is still up ?

///M Power-Belgium · 07-20-2016, 01:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Aatish

My friend I didn't knew that you had a Lambo (see pic) ?

Axius · 07-20-2016, 02:08 PM

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Billup would be proud. I'll forward this to him. Nice work.

Aatish · 07-20-2016, 03:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Aatish

My friend I didn't knew that you had a Lambo (see pic) ?

Lol, my friend I do not have a Lambo, I think our friend smoosh mistook the Ferrari for a Lambo

I did test drive one, before ultimately deciding on the Ferrari.

///M Power-Belgium · 07-20-2016, 03:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Aatish

Lol, my friend I do not have a Lambo, I think our friend smoosh mistook the Ferrari for a Lambo

I did test drive one, before ultimately deciding on the Ferrari.

Yeah..I know my friend but I saw that Lambo fucked Ferrari !

silvergray545 · 07-20-2016, 03:27 PM

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Dude, PLEASE continue these! They're hilarious!

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