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There is no God. I kneel before Zod.
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01-25-2015, 05:42 PM | #312 |
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I believe in God and i don't describe God the way society does. God is not some great being in heaven watching us. The concept of God is wayyyyy bigger than we can imagine in our brain. To me God is everything. Everything around you is God.
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Ill not eat if those are my options.
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get publicly jizzed on the face by Beiber for $500,000 or take a punch to the face by Tyson for $1mil?
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Locked up in a jail where: (A) Your cell mate is a big muscular homosexual known for severely raping his cell mates. or (B) Your cell mate is a big muscular murderer known for killing his cell mates when he got angry.
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Q: Would you rather be a horrible back up of an back up Quarterback at NFL, but you can kick a 65 yard field goal 9/10 times. OR Would you rather be a horrible Kicker (6/10 at 40-45yd) at NFL, but you have 10/10 field goal fake winning TD passes? Both job pays the same.
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when i'm at home laying bed I think of some pretty good questions I want to ask, but by the time I get up the next morning my mind is blank.
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I was watching Gangsters last night on the Pot Princess of Beverly hills Lisette Lee. She is getting out this year. Is she really the illegitimate grand daughter of Samsung. Her aunt testrifed in court that she is.
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