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      01-25-2015, 03:32 PM   #309
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If you believe in God, why do you?

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There is no God. I kneel before Zod.

Main ingredient for the best pizza is???
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There is no God. I kneel before Zod.

Main ingredient for the best pizza is???
Bacon!

Dominos or Pizza hut?
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I believe in God and i don't describe God the way society does. God is not some great being in heaven watching us. The concept of God is wayyyyy bigger than we can imagine in our brain. To me God is everything. Everything around you is God.
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Bacon!

Dominos or Pizza hut?
Ill not eat if those are my options.

Best latenight show sidekick?
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Ill not eat if those are my options.

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Andy Richter

get publicly jizzed on the face by Beiber for $500,000 or take a punch to the face by Tyson for $1mil?
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get publicly jizzed on the face by Beiber for $500,000 or take a punch to the face by Tyson for $1mil?
I was watching 30 Rock when I asked that question, so you read my mind!

I'll take the Million for Tyson, then pay him $100k to make it a light punch.


Greatest tragedy of 2014. Ukraine, ISIS, or Russian Space Sex Gekkos?
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I was watching 30 Rock when I asked that question, so you read my mind!

I'll take the Million for Tyson, then pay him $100k to make it a light punch.


Greatest tragedy of 2014. Ukraine, ISIS, or Russian Space Sex Gekkos?
Probably when Miley Cyrus tried to do that thing that only hood girls know how to do..., that was a pretty great tragedy. A funny one at that, too.


Do you think we could start a petition to make Monday a part of the weekend and just come back to work on Tuesday?
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Probably when Miley Cyrus tried to do that thing that only hood girls know how to do..., that was a pretty great tragedy. A funny one at that, too.


Do you think we could start a petition to make Monday a part of the weekend and just come back to work on Tuesday?
No! However, i think it will be better idea to go from 8hr work days to 6hr work days.

Locked up in a jail where:
(A) Your cell mate is a big muscular homosexual known for severely raping his cell mates.
or
(B) Your cell mate is a big muscular murderer known for killing his cell mates when he got angry.
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C) "I'll be in the big house, selling smokes"

Why does sleeping more than 7 hours make me sleepy?
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C) "I'll be in the big house, selling smokes"

Why does sleeping more than 7 hours make me sleepy?
A: Maybe you did not have a full 7 hours of sleep. Sometimes 5 hours of sleep makes me feel real good, but 10 hours does not.

Q: Would you rather be a horrible back up of an back up Quarterback at NFL, but you can kick a 65 yard field goal 9/10 times.
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Would you rather be a horrible Kicker (6/10 at 40-45yd) at NFL, but you have 10/10 field goal fake winning TD passes?

Both job pays the same.
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      01-27-2015, 06:57 PM   #320
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A: Maybe you did not have a full 7 hours of sleep. Sometimes 5 hours of sleep makes me feel real good, but 10 hours does not.

Q: Would you rather be a horrible back up of an back up Quarterback at NFL, but you can kick a 65 yard field goal 9/10 times.
OR
Would you rather be a horrible Kicker (6/10 at 40-45yd) at NFL, but you have 10/10 field goal fake winning TD passes?

Both job pays the same.
If I was that good of a kicker why would I be a quarterback?


What if instead of arms we had legs, and instead of legs we had dicks?
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If I was that good of a kicker why would I be a quarterback?


What if instead of arms we had legs, and instead of legs we had dicks?
There would be a lot of semen everywhere.



Can someone tell me why TXstyle is such a sensitive susan?
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There would be a lot of semen everywhere.



Can someone tell me why TXstyle is such a sensitive susan?
maybe because no one complimented him when he posted selfies..

can't think of a question, enjoy the video
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Why couldn't grimlock think of a question?
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Why couldn't grimlock think of a question?
when i'm at home laying bed I think of some pretty good questions I want to ask, but by the time I get up the next morning my mind is blank.
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when i'm at home laying bed I think of some pretty good questions I want to ask, but by the time I get up the next morning my mind is blank.
Blanks in bed are a problem.
Why is this work day going so slowly?
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Blanks in bed are a problem.
Why is this work day going so slowly?
Because there's not enough bs in OT to time go by.


If you could live your life as one celebrity, who would it be?
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Because there's not enough bs in OT to time go by.


If you could live your life as one celebrity, who would it be?
Leonardo Dicaprio. this guy gets bitches.

I was watching Gangsters last night on the Pot Princess of Beverly hills Lisette Lee. She is getting out this year. Is she really the illegitimate grand daughter of Samsung. Her aunt testrifed in court that she is.
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Will this summer be fun?
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No clue.
Will this summer be fun?
That's a silly question, every summer is fun in my life, not so sure about everyone else though.


Is there any way we could put rain on hold this year so I can ride my bike every day?
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That's a silly question, every summer is fun in my life, not so sure about everyone else though.


Is there any way we could put rain on hold this year so I can ride my bike every day?
Move to LA. Theyre still in a record drought. Even when not in a drought it only really rains in January.


Where should I take my vacation this year?
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