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      08-14-2021, 04:50 PM   #33243
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      08-14-2021, 04:59 PM   #33244
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Could be a VERY happy stepfather.
Your mind... WOW!
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      08-14-2021, 05:00 PM   #33245
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Could be a VERY happy stepfather.
Your mind... WOW!
To be fair, stepdad / stepbrother / stepsis parody has been around for a couple years now, lol. It's borderline hysterical at this point.

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      08-14-2021, 05:14 PM   #33246
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      08-14-2021, 05:27 PM   #33247
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      08-14-2021, 07:25 PM   #33248
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      08-14-2021, 07:28 PM   #33249
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      08-15-2021, 12:38 AM   #33251
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Thought their mouths were something like 7x cleaner than humans. Most heart diseases and many bacteria that infect the lung/hearts of humans begin or enter through our mouths. They are loaded with strep mutans and lactobacillus. Wouldn’t be so quick to call their mouths dirty
Well of course we humans are a bunch of dirty bastards.
This discussion has just reminded me of the following statement: "A woman's mouth is the most germ-ridden place on Earth." ("South Park", "The Ring").
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Also our E90 330 and 325 will soon have some sort of boost. So there is actually more of a chance to get more hp out of a 330 then a 335 in my opinion
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Also our E90 330 and 325 will soon have some sort of boost. So there is actually more of a chance to get more hp out of a 330 then a 335 in my opinion
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      08-15-2021, 07:08 AM   #33256
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-You shouldn't. Use your muzzle instead!
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      08-15-2021, 07:36 AM   #33257
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      08-15-2021, 06:15 PM   #33260
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Bilateral femoral testicular adhesion.
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Bilateral femoral testicular adhesion.
That's quite a mouthful for you this early in the morning.


Meanwhile, breakfast is served.


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[QUOTE=Lady Jane;27925413]That's quite a mouthful for you this early in the morning.

I'm not just another pretty face......
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